Hedonistic Opportunist
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Joined 02-27-07, id: 558516, Profile Updated: 12-18-19

...At the moment, I am primarily writing fanfic on Ao3 under hedonistic_opportunist. Otherwise, sample of my original fic that I wrote with my former co-writer can be found under Jitterbug Blues. Unfortunately, any WIPs on that account are unlikely to be picked up.

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Love and the Arctic by Whirlymerle reviews
The Laugavegur trail in Iceland is a 35-mile trek that winds through snow-streaked mountains and lava fields, black sand desert and lush green forest. My friend and I finished it in two days. That was how long it took for him to convince me that while a relationship was out of the question, sleeping with him would be a great idea.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2019 - Complete
Soma by cybersheep reviews
Twitchy, ailing Col is tasked with kidnapping a corpse-hoarding waiter, Molly, who may or may not be clinically insane—all while avoiding being turned into human talcum powder by an ambiguous violinist dead-set on revenge. Slash (M/M). Rated for language, violence, and smut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,996 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 10/10/2013
Life is a box of chocolates (Anthology) by alltheeagles reviews
One-shot romances (updated occasionally). Sampler from the latest chp: It was exhausting sometimes, living in a forest of question marks. "What I do with my life is my own decision, okay, and anyway can't I be happy by myself without a man around?" She kept that answer, and others like it, to herself; she was a nice person and nice people didn't go around provoking arguments.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,496 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Complete
A Series of Incorrigible Gentlemen by SenatorBlitz reviews
Some superheros fight crime. Other superheros save worlds. And some save girls from crappy relationships so that they can date them. Wait...what? Contains M/F & Slash, M/M. Rated for language and smut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,161 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/22/2017 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Complete
I Thought You Were Fool's Gold by Ventracere reviews
A lot of musicians dream about making it big and Chase is no exception. He has all the pieces to build a rocket ship to the music industry, but he's missing the key. The songwriter. Featuring a well-meaning friend, overbearing mangers, stunts, and a grumpy Reese Weldman. (Slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,020 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Complete
Loreley Island by m. b. whitlock reviews
Clay has always loved summer on Loreley Island, spending long days sailing the coast, playing on pristine beaches, then partying under starry skies. But everything changes the night he falls for bewitchingly beautiful Stella of the reclusive Wydeville family. Soon he discovers the island harbors dark secrets and lost bodies, and his closest friends may be out to destroy his life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,675 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 2/3/2013
Snapshot by Ventracere reviews
Jason Makkie isn't like his older brother. He's no athlete and can't carry an easy conversation with most people. It's one of the reasons he likes cameras and photographs. It's a quiet solitude. Aatos Beaulieu is the exact opposite of a quiet solitude. With a wish to live an honest life and a laugh to match, Beaulieu tends to shoot expectations out of the water. (Slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,318 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
The God Slave (Prev: To Walk in the Wind) by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Daja was born to die: a slave raised from birth as a sacrifice to Vhaki, god of storms. Asseo is the priest who fell in love with him, and Balasar is the foreign bandit who defied their faith—and spared both of their lives. M/M.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,433 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 11/1/2012
Biting Bullets by faerie-gumdrops reviews
Seymour is an expert in killing time, and wants nothing more than to hang out with his cat, eat chalk, and occasionally fantasise about dirty sex with his bastard ex-boyfriend. Ira is an expert in killing people, and all he wants is Seymour. Slash (M/M). Explicit smut, swearing, and violence.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,252 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Complete
White Privilege by Shampoo Suicide reviews
Dex has to go through life as a blond, blue eyed black person. It's not so easy, okay? Assorted adventures of Dex and the boys he knows and loves.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,883 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 9/9/2014
Exploring Life Skills by Shampoo Suicide reviews
They rebranded fifties style home ec for the modern girl.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Complete
Art Criticism by Blue GhostGhost reviews
Available on Less Than Three Press under the author name Celeste Spettro. My job at Melissa Anderten Gallery was hard enough without the input of the most annoying photographer on the planet. God, I hate that guy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
The Etch Artist (Nick Tate, Book 2) by thenutrunningthenuthouse reviews
Chief Nick Tate, forced to juggle recovering from his eating disorder and splenectomy on top the discovery of two blown apart bodies of local high school bullies, finds himself overwhelmed by the sudden mentality change of the overachiever mafia princess, feuds among his officers, a boy obsessed with Nick's girlfriend, and something worse than a small town gang. *reviews returned*
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 7/6/2014
Carnations' Wake by Jitterbug Blues reviews
The last thing an assassin expects to find in the lonely hills of rural Scotland is a coffin in the ruins of a castle, housing a sleeping knight. Nor does he expect that one good deed will throw his life into jeopardy, and that his fate will be intertwined in a 700-year-old tale of valor and redemption. / slash (M/M)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 255,538 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Complete
The Paradise Tower by Highway Unicorn reviews
The Paradise Tower is more than what it seems. Animal-like desires shall arise and tenants play a devilish game among themselves. A writer moves in to remove himself from stress but will he succumb to the madness that lurks inside the tower's walls? *Reviews Returned*
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,517 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014
Earth by dancotehele reviews
This is the story of a planet that went away.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2014
Across the Ice by Ventracere reviews
As a captain for the NHL's Washington Capitals, Riley has little time for anything else. But with a new teammate sulking over an inexplicable trade and Grace Song, college student with selfless dreams, the focus changes. Now he has a more than just a puck to take to the goal. There's more than just a rink of ice to cover and some more to melt. Well, he has plans to light it up.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,422 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Complete
ldr by solidprecipitate reviews
He throws you and it feels like a kiss (Multiple references to judo)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Complete
Benny's Birdcage by faerie-gumdrops reviews
Von loves Benny, Benny loves the bird, and the bird loves the cage. Mature themes and general weirdness. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Complete
Adam and Evan by SenatorBlitz reviews
When you're a 16-year old shut-in with a deadly skin allergy and the communication skills of a rock, things like handsome devils dropping into your bedroom in the middle of the night might take a little bit of getting used to. Okay a lot of getting used to...Rated for language and smut. XD. Slash, M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,277 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Complete
A Year Full of Days by seventhswan reviews
Being cautious is one of the only things Nate is well and truly good at, but the new guy at work calling him 'sweetheart' makes him want to do something stupid. M/M Slash. Sequel-ish to Side Effects.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,744 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Make the Yuletide Gay by Aggy Bird reviews
In which we find romance, angst, a dash of mystery, bad puns, and Santa Jr.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,863 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete