The Cruel Irony
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Joined 02-28-07, id: 558621, Profile Updated: 05-25-08
Author has written 3 stories for General, Humor, and Life.

I have this weird habit of constantly changing my profile. Why? I'm not really sure. It's not like anything new has happened to me since I've last updated this. Except I've moved countries, but I doubt anyone reading this is really all that interested in my moving habits. I think it's because when I get bored, and I have nothing better to do, I think, "Oh, what useless and menial task can I go do now?" It's either this or go clean my room, and I'm pretty sure we both know which useless, menial task I chose to do.

I'm basically your average teenage girl. I stay up really late, watch particularly lame movies, and fall fast and hard for guys who shouldn't be worth my time. My room can never stay clean for more than about a day, and my hair never goes the way I want it to. My family and I live like nomads - that is, we move frequently to places most people wouldn't dare step foot into, and I can speak three different languages with a fourth on the way. I dance like I'm on crack, sing like someone who shouldn't, and read like books are oxygen.

With four brothers, one of whom is about a year old, schoolwork and a social life, my spare time is pretty limited. Sadly, I write in my spare time, which means I don't have time to write. Unfortunately for my fictionpress account, it's got the short end of the stick: I prefer fanfiction.

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About my stories:

In Love and War: NEW! Want to know why my life is hell? This Asian chick is seducing my boyfriend, my best friends are plotting murder, my gay maths teacher loves my father, my revenge plots always fail, and to top it all off, I'm hungry and I'm not allowed to eat my hat...

Riley and Cameron where the perfect couple - that is, until Kayleigh came along and Riley got jealous. When Cameron gets fed up with Riley's jealousy and suggests they 'take a break', she didn't realize that 'taking a break' was really code for 'it's over'. Now single, and still in love with Cameron, Riley is heartbroken when she finds out that Kayleigh is dating Cameron and sets out on a quest for revenge... somehow, things end up a little more twisted than anyone ever imagined.

Genre: Humour and Romance.
Length: Multi-chapter.

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Silk Stockings: I don't want to be remembered as that little Latina that got knocked up by some rich, white boy. I want to be remembered as Isabella, the girl who tried to brighten up your day, even when she couldn't brighten up her own. My own little second chance.

The story is set up as Isabella remembering the details of her past. Taken away from her family at twelve by a social worker, she is sent through several foster homes in the inner-city before landing up at Whitecastle Road. By then a fifteen year old girl with self-esteem issues, she meets him. And he changes her life for good... now, she has to be a mother at sixteen and endure all the criticism coming from only the snobbiest, richest people she's ever known... and then her biological mother comes back into the picture. Can her life get any more twisted?

Genre: General, but it also may count in drama?
Length: Multi-chapter.

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Dear Heart, You Belong to Another...: Taken down... because I didn't like it, and wanted to.

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I love you more than:

Life
Death
The blade
The high
The emtyness
The breath
The screams
The lies
The lines
The blood
The notes
The scars
The muilation
The flood of endorphins
Afar

But most of all

I love you more than addiction
I love you more than nothing
I love you more than you dare to admit

We'll totally never have sex... well... maybe.

Thanks for reading my profile thus far! Hope you get time to check out my stories :)

The Cruel Irony

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Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
Once Upon a One Night Stand by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy since sixth grade? That’s even worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Hunted by Xort reviews
Gabriel Ramsey is a half werewolf who has hidden this fact from all but a few people. When the girl he is falling in love with is killed, he must evade those trying to kill him while finding out who really killed her.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007
Solitude and Synergy by fragmented blue reviews
A fairytale in which the damsel in distress is locked away by her evil mother, and the dashing prince comes to save her from doom and ill fate. And if the damsel happens to be, well, not a damsel? Well, the prince is more than fine with that, too. [SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,861 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Pretty Things by fragmented blue reviews
[slash] [oneshot] Jay likes pretty things: pretty jewelry, pretty clothes. Nick just likes pretty Jay.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Pick a Phobia by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. She had just about every phobia known to man. Alektorophobia, chorophobia, mycophobia, metrophobia, peladophobia, russophobia... the list went on and on. But there was one phobia she sure didn't have. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
California Boy by Shnee reviews
Kate Green. Parents divorced when she was ten, she's grown up in a world of arguments and resentment. Due to custody laws she is forced to stay with the father she hates every summer in California. Enter California Boy, who might just make a difference.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007
Changing Seasons by TheSilverSpud reviews
The changing seasons from winter to spring through my eyes in freestyle verse. Read and review.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Just Fine Pretending I'm Not by insane in the brain reviews
The dare is to convince everyone she’s fallen into depression and become suicidal. Suddenly her enemy starts to become concerned for her even thought it's all for the sake of a bet. Forget seduction or cliché. This is Truth or Dare on crack! DISCONTINUED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Caelestis Bractea by O-o The Orange Moose o-O reviews
Laneir was born into a strange world. Three boys are fighting for her love. Two psychics and one fiancee. Will more enter her life and make everything even more complicated? Will Laneir beat all the odds and choose EVIL over GOOD? :O Who knows? Not I...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,314 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
Illuminating Raidiance by Erica Cole-Hazel reviews
Soren is a messenger for a mysterious Empress. In order to reach his lordess he and his friend Crescent must travel through a dark Emperor's land. During their travels they meet unexpected friends, enemies, and are nearly assassinated several times.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007
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Infinite reviews
I am falling and you can't save me. I am misery. I am bro[falling]ken. I am infinite.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
In Love and War reviews
Want to know why my life is hell? This Asian chick is seducing my boyfriend, my best friends are plotting murder, my gay maths teacher loves my father, my revenge plots always fail, and to top it all off, I'm hungry and I'm not allowed to eat my hat...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2007
Silk Stockings reviews
I don't want to be remembered as that little Latina that got knocked up by some rich, white boy. I want to be remembered as Isabella, the girl who tried to brighten up your day, even when she couldn't brighten up her own. My own little second chance.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
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