Denizen
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Joined 03-01-07, id: 558846, Profile Updated: 11-09-08
Author has written 15 stories for Humor, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Play, Horror, Historical, General, and Humor.

17, living in lindsay Ontraio, woo hoo, and I write because i like to.

Typical profile, neh?

Teenage boy who writes to fill spare time, astounding. Well, I've lived a varied life, moving to everywhere from florida to china over the past 17 years, so I suppose that adds to the story bank slightly.

If i can suggest one story of mine, The Pith, my one true love, it is nothing like what it someday will be, but for now, it's the best i have. I suggest multiple readings, as the first readthrough never really reveals all. I say that because I myself had to read it through to realize just how many levels i had put into it. I wont go so far as to say i wrote it in a dream or something, but i was dead tired and was on a writing spree when i did, got the first draft done in a day, second draft done two days later, and the final draft done a week later. The second and thrid drafts were obviously not pushed by sleep deprivation, but hell, the first one was and i go a bit weird when I havent slept in a while. Anyway, you read it and find out yourself.

The comedy stuff aint so bad. If any of you want a quick read and have dogs, then Dog is for you. Canada guy if you are in for some good old fashioned canadianna.

Anyway, why waste time reading this when theres better things to read out there, neh?

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Man's New Best Friend by Mitchell Diamond reviews
After a recent outbreak of a virus that made the dead rise, a company seizes the opportunity to domesticate the zombies and sell them as pets. One family's life is changed when they have to buy their father from the company and he attacks a boy.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007
Pants on Fire by Jave Harron reviews
Dante DeVille is the lobbyist for Satan in American politics. However, new special interest groups compete for the souls and tax dollars of the American public, ranging from mad scientists, to alien invaders, to emo kids in giant robots, and worse.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
Surprise Ending by Fairyland reviews
It's a story I made up on the spot, line by line, and told as I did to CheeseRaptor50
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
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The Pith
Truth, lies, and illusions. A word of warning, this is not for the casual reader, and although multiple readthroughs are not at all necessary to fully enjoy the story, certain ideas and nuances may become clearer after the first read. Plz read and review.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
An Ode to Tolerance
In honer of my mother, and her many years of tolerating me.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
The Malador Coast reviews
A bizzare little poem bound to coax out a smile.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Flight 709
Sometimes its the small things that mean the most.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Ma Wan reviews
Some places are better left alone. Takes place in real locations, in all to real environments taken from personal experience.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Zhu Biao
Life is not always simple.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
New World Order reviews
In my world, there are those that choose to fight, and those that choose to die.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007
The Darkness reviews
A short play depicting the inner workings of the mind of a troubled boy.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Canada Guy! reviews
Canada Guy, saving the world from evil Beavers and renegade moose, a true hero of today! Watch for his arrival in the upcoming episode of HEROES!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Denizens of the deep: Part 1
Nothing is what it seems in this little coastal town.Just the first section of a continuing project of mine.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
AntiVirus
Typical detective story? Think again.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Published: 5/27/2007
Rise of the Mechanical Depression reviews
THe matrix will never happen, the machines are to emotional. And yes, i realise this should have gone to fanfiction.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Earthbound
The first part of a full length story i am working on. Please submit any comments or criticism you have.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
The World Game: Chapter 1 reviews
My name is Greg Sanders, Better known as Crack 5, wanted Hacker and cyber terrorist.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Dog: Tricking the Fiend
A cunning mastermind attempts to outsmart a sluggish Fiend to gain the greatest prize
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
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