The Hermione Granger Fan Club
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Joined 04-06-01, id: 55918
Author has written 8 stories for Humor, General, Historical, General, Life, and Spiritual.
Hey, 'tis me, The Hermione Granger Fan Club with some quick stats on moi 'cause I couldn't be stuffed completely revamping my bio.

NAME: You can call me Emily. Or Em, if you like. You must be mental if you think I'm giving you my last name. *SMILES SERENELY*

AGE: Over fourteen, but under eighteen.

LIVES: On my computer. *BURSTS INTO PEALS OF GEEKY LAUGHTER AND THEN REALISES THAT NOBODY ELSE IS LAUGHING BEFORE CLEARING THROAT AND SAYING GRUFFLY, "Sorry."*

FAVOURITE BOOKS: All of the Harry Potter and 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' books, anything by Robin Klein, Ros Asquith, Morris Gleitzman, Frank McCourt, Jeffrey Eugenides and Jacqueline Wilson.

FAVOURITE FILMS: 'The Butterfly Effect', 'Snow White' (the one with Monica Keena and Sam Neill), 'The Craft', 'Ghost World', 'Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within', 'Girl, Interrupted', 'Mulan', 'Anita and Me', the 'X-Men' movies, the 'Charlie's Angels' movies, 'The Virgin Suicides', 'A Life Less Ordinary', 'Romeo + Juliet', 'The Hairy Bird', 'Swordfish', 'Moulin Rouge', 'Chicago', 'The Emperor's New Groove', 'Interview With the Vampire', 'Treasure Planet', 'Queen of the Damned', 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban', 'Shrek', 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl', 'Lilo and Stitch', 'Perfect Blue', 'Spirited Away', 'Psycho' (the old version), 'Love Actually', 'Bridget Jones's Diary', 'Angela's Ashes', 'Rabbit-Proof Fence', 'Run Lola Run', 'Peter Pan', 'Gothika', the 'Mummy' movies, 'The Sweetest Thing' and 'The First Wives Club'. What can I say, I love films.

FAVOURITE ACTRESSES: Famke Janssen, Jessica Alba, Drew Barrymore, Lucinda Davis, Venus Terzo, Geneva Locke, Kirsten Dunst, Maggie Blue O'Hara, Halle Berry, Kathleen Turner, Peri Gilpin, Megan Leitch, Lisa Ann Cabasa, Elizabeth Berkley (all the Berkley-bashers can go to hell- I think she's cool!), Rosario Dawson, Meghan Black, Fairuza Balk, Jonah Glasgow, AJ Cook, Kelly Sheridan, Anndi McAfee, Lenore Zahn/Zann/?, Valarie Rae Miller, Shirley Henderson, Cameron Diaz, Piper Perabo, Nicki Lynn Aycox, Melissa Galianos, Chelse Swain, Jenna Marie Gooch, Leslie Hayman, Chandeep Uppal, Ming-Na Wen, Fleur Saville, Maggie Smith, Charlize Theron, Hanna Hall, Vanessa Lee Chester and Shireen Crutchfield.

FAVOURITE ACTORS: Jamie Bell, BD Wong, Brad Swaile, Jensen Ackles, James Woods, Christopher Lloyd, Ewan McGregor, Ian McKellen, Jeffrey Licon, Hugh Jackman, Lionel Wickcliffe, Chris Potter, Orlando Bloom, Vik Sahay, Jason Isaacs, James Kirk and Allessandro Juliani.

FAVOURITE MUSIC ACTS: Sugarcult, Marilyn Manson, Evanescence, Ani diFranco, Letters to Cleo, Korn, Godsmack, Garbage, The Offspring, No Doubt, Placebo, Prodigy, the Cranberries, TLC, Weezer, Chevelle, Tragically Hip, Alicia Keys, Spiderbait, Poe, Portishead, Nirvana, Our Lady Peace, Butterfly Boucher and Halfcocked.

LOVES: Staying up late, when teachers don't show up for class, motorbikes, drawing, everything X-Men (comics, movies, cartoons, Hugh Jackman), Jeffrey Eugenides' absolutely phenomenal mind, lemons, leather, blackberry Soothers, tattoos, song parodies, writing, giggling, New York (not that I've ever been there... dammit...) Hermoine the Modern Girl, martial arts, black, being fangirly, ornate knives, Barcelona, shocking people, gold, red, not being ignored, the city, reading, Emily Strange, depressing poetry, hair dyed shocking colours, ghost stories, taking the piss out of things, coffee, my Mooks sweatshirt, purple, boxing, being right, X-Entertainment, Television Without Pity, dancing, the soundtrack of 'The Virgin Suicides', my sadly-discarded-because-of-their-being-too-small boots, MAD magazine, New Orleans (not that I've ever been there... goddammit...), and singing.

HATES: Being snubbed, my older sister, Britney Spears' music and attitude, the Backstreet Boys, pop music, my new house which is a cockroach-infested shithole, people who talk AT you but not TO you, my disgustingly bitten nails, bad grades, nasty teachers, bitchy older students, school uniforms, Sweet Valley High, Babysitter's Club, public speaking, being ignored, Wimpy Movie Rogue (who is a disgrace to the character), people who shove in front of you in the lunch line, flames, preps, short skirts, anything that's pink and eating the same thing for dinner every single night.

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Power of Three reviews
Figments of a child's imagination can never really leave. They linger on through the teenage years and feed off adolescent emotions, becoming more real than ever before.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2004
The Lost Ones reviews
"The only way that I can love anybody is to be far away from them, 'cause everyone I ever lost, I love and everyone who's nearby is crushing me." Written on a grey day in my life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/5/2003
For Love Of Me reviews
My first foray into the subject of original poetry- the thoughts of a teenager granted a mysterious power to make people fall in love with her- and doom them to a chilling fate. Dark. I need your opinions, please!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/16/2002
Escaping Pompeii reviews
A second-generation freed slave and her younger sister are in the Pompeii markets on the fateful day of the Vesuvius eruption. There is nowhere to hide, nowhere to survive. All they can hope to do is run.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/10/2002
The Watcher reviews
An angsty story of one destined to watch the lives of others but never to participate. Very mysterious. R & R, please!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/5/2002
Baby Got Hat reviews
A filk of the rap 'Baby Got Back' is in this story of sixty-four Year Seven girls taking over a drama competition and doing an item that's a far cry from 'My Fair Lady'. Anyone who hates sappy school items will love this, particularly if they like rap.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/8/2001
Twelve Is Too Young To Die reviews
This is a true story. It's about the time I was home alone and really freaking out. If you are in a 'freaky story' sort of mood you'll like this.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 5/5/2001
My Weird Life reviews
An anecdote from a memorable day and night in my weird life. Light, goofy, funny, but then, I'm the author. Please review, I live on your reviews.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/25/2001