Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall
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Joined 03-08-07, id: 559224, Profile Updated: 11-22-09
Author has written 10 stories for Horror, Life, Nature, General, Action, Love, Romance, and Humor.

Profile Updated: Friday, 9th of May, 2008

Description of The-Truth-Will-Strike-You-Down, the author...
Real Name: Bonnie
Date of Birth: October 17th, 1992
Place of Residence: Scotland
Appearance: Tall, (5'8"-ish) slim, fair-medium skin, collar bone-length mid-brown, wavy hair, green eyes, falls over a lot, almost always seems tipsy though hardly ever drinks…
Musical Preferences: Rock, Hip-hop, Punk, classical, soundtrack music, anything, really.
Contact Me: Just PM me.

Claimer: I, Bonnie C. A., certify that I am the author of all my work posted on FictionPress.com and they are all fully copyrighted and protected against plagiarism.Upcoming stories...

Smoke & Ashes
Action
Gangster story written like a play/film script. Diarmuid O'Connel is an Irish gang boss in 1930s Boston and Siobhan is his friend. This story is about when Robert "Bobby" Newton arrives from Chicago to work for him. Sorry about the crap summary, it's hard to describe this one. It's actually not a book, it's screenplay for a film. Should be up soon.

The Chocolate Man
Children's/Comedy
This is about a man who works in a chacolate factory. Sorry for rubbish summ. and title, I've actually forgotten what this one's about, ha ha!

(On FanFiction.net)

Choice & Consequence
Pirates of The Caribbean
Elizabeth has come to find Jack, but can she justify her reasons? And will Jack realise his feelings for her might not merely be physical? Set one year post-AWE, contains DMC spoilers but not AWE spoilers. It's all speculation.

Heartless
Pirates of The Caribbean
If only the key to Jack's heart were as easy to hold on to as that of Davy Jones. J/E pairing.Sometime during DMC (contains spoilers).

Perfection
Pirates Of The Caribbean
If it's true then why defy it? Oh, there are so many reasons... J/E pairing, may contain DMC spoilers.

First Sight/You Found Me
Discworld
Filling in the gaps in Men At Arms. My first songfic - be kind. Carrot/Angua pairing. Men At Arms.

Current stories...

The Storm
Horror
Life before the storm was sweet. Nothing could have prepared me for what was to come...

Smoke & Ashes - Synopsis
Action
Synopsis (outline) for a gangster story written like a play/film script. Diarmuid O'Connel is an Irish gang boss in 1930s Boston and Siobhan is his friend. This story is about when Robert "Bobby" Newton arrives from Chicago to work for him. Sorry about the crap summary, it's hard to describe this one. It's actually not a book, it's screenplay for a film. The script should be up soon.

If You Followed Me
Poem
'If you followed me on a walk through the sunshine of my mind' Vivid descriptions, partially rhyming. I'm pretty proud of this one.

I Hear The Call Of A Story
Poem
Poem about how when I think of a good idea for a story it sucks me in and WON'T LET GO!

Tree Poem/The Climber
Poem
Poem about a girl climbing a huge tree. Vivid, mostly non-rhyming.

(On FanFiction.net)

The Price Of Indecision
Pirates of The Caribbean
Formerly know as Another Day and Is this the end? Full summary inside. I hope it helps! Sparrabeth, CONTAINS DMC SPOILERS! PS, I've taken out the chapter called Is This The End? to edit it and so I don't spoil the ending for new readers, if I get any!

No Going Back
Pirates of The Caribbean
This used to be a oneshot romance with my character, Rose, but I've changed to a post-DMC Sparrabeth. It might go somewhere, it depends on reviews! If you think it could go somewhere PLEASE REVIEW! There aren't really any spoilers, just so you know.

In A Moment
My first fansong. Yay! OK, it's a Sparrabeth set in Dead Man's Chest, it's a song and it took me about 15 minutes to write but I'm pretty proud of it! Anyway, please R&R. PS. Ye'd best watch out, mate, here there be spoilers!

The Lost Script
Harry Potter
The conversation we never heard. Basically this is the conversation between Ron & Hermione while Harry & Sirius were talking. Set in POA, if you've seen the film you'll know where, if not there is really no point in reading this fic. RHr. Please review!

Quotes From My Life
Me:

Oh my god it's a flying plane!

I'm not hyper, I'm a hummingbird!

(Looking into a field) There are things growing!

My life is like a bad joke book.

I'm not hyper, I'm having a stroke!

Ah, Bonnie has found some underwear. Now she be queen!

Ooh, a DUDE. It's mine!

Jack arrived today but I had to send him back because he was faulty. (Sob)

I hate keeping my patience, it really pissses me off.

It's all madness! But take care, if you're not careful it can go to your BRAIN.

(Talking about Subway sandwiches to friend who doesn't like raw cheese) Don't worry, you can't taste the cheese for the yumminess.

(Runs into wall) Wee!

(When Mum wasn't listening) I'm harbouring Iraqis in my bedroom. I'm selling weapons to the Chinese. I'm selling state secrets to the Russians. I'm a giant bat.

To everyone who reads this...
I am currently in the process of writing about 20 books, at least one of which I am planning on making into a film when I’m older. I love writing one-shot Pirates of the Caribbean romance fanfics but I might get around to writing a longer story. If you like my stories take a look at my fanfiction profile and fics, (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1082674/). If you read my fics or stories, I hope you enjoy them, and to anyone who leaves comments, thanks for taking the time!


My review of Dead Man's Chest:

Right, I'm going to get to my point: I love the first one, I love the second one. There, ha ha! No, really, I'll explain.

I loved the first one because of: Johnny Depp, Keith Richards, an outstanding wardrobe, Gore Verbinski and the many many crates of eyeliner that must have been supplied to keep Johnny going! OK I admit it, I am in love with Jack Sparrow ("Captain!") but really CotBP made me find out more about pirates and now I'm even doing my written piece for my first standard-grade (GCSE) exam on pirates! I loved it so much, but to tell you the truth I never saw it in the cinema. However I have now seen it about 65 times. I really wish I had kept a count of it!

On the other hand I saw the second one 3 times in the cinema, twice dressed as Jack (yes, very obsessed), one of those two times I even had the eyes drawn on my face but they came off during the film because I was too hot and they were only water-colour pencil.

I have changed my mind over this a few times but since seeing the 2nd film again I have decided that I really do prefer Pirates 2. The reason basically is that the first one is VERY Disney. The main romance plot, the hero, (Will), yada yada. In DMC, however, the plot is much darker, and I like that. The baddies are scarier, the romance plot is MUCH more complicated and interesting (heh heh heh...) and the end is totally shocking! I am guessing everything will be wrapped up nice and Disney-style in Pirates 3, so I expect 2 will always be my favourite. There are my reasons, and for anyone who doesn't like reading long reviews here is the basic outline of my review:

I LOVE THIS ONE MORE BECAUSE IT'S DARKER AND LESS DISNEY-ISH ALTHOUGH THE FIRST ONE WAS BRILLIANT, TOO.

There. Thankyou for reading.

Random stuff...

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

The character of Jack Sparrow was originally just a simple pirate. The Captin Jack Sparrow we all know and love was completely invented by Johnny Depp, based on his idol, Keith Richards, the ex-Rolling Stone.

Michael Keaton, Jim Carrey, and Christopher Walken were all considered for the role of Captain Jack Sparrow. Interesting though some of these would have been, I’m sure I speak for most of us when I say THANK GOD JOHNNY DEPP GOT IT!

If you liked my stories then you'll probably like the ones in my favourites!

If you can think of anyone else who would like my stories can you please ask them to read and review? Thanks!

A bit of randomness: Recently I had a dream that Johnny Depp was made a Saint. It was very random.

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If you have read this far you have too much spare time. Thanks for reading!

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Twenty Little Lines reviews
I hope you didn't see me count them. (T for possible triggers)
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Complete
Silence reviews
Silence, biting at my lips ... I'd rather burn. I'd rather bleed. (T for mild swearing)
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Complete
My Summer Holiday reviews
The amusing story of a 15-year-old British girl's summer holiday in America, told in the first person. Sorry for the crap summary.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/2/2008
A Day To Remember reviews
Mae has an ordinary life, an ordinary job and an ordinary boyfriend. OK, he's a jerk. But when someone comes hurtling into her day, it is the beginning of change. You might just find yourself spontaneously singing Holding Out For A Hero... T for language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
My Angel Mon Ange
This is a French song by Nolwenn Leroy. I took a translation and edited it so it flows better in English while trying to maintain the spirit of the song. The break didn't work as well as I'd have liked. Any tips are most welcome. Please R & R!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Smoke & Ashes Synopsis
Synopsis of a gangster story that will be written like a film script. Diarmuid O'Connel is an Irish gang boss in 1930s Boston and Siobhan is his friend. This story is about when Robert Bobby Newton arrives from Chicago to work for him. Full summary inside
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
I Hear The Call Of A Story reviews
Poem about how when I think of a good idea for a story it sucks me in and WON'T LET GO!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Tree Poem reviews
Poem about a girl climbing a huge tree. Vivid, mostly non rhyming.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
If You Followed Me reviews
If you followed me on a walk through the sunshine of my mind' Vivid descriptions, partially rhyming. I'm pretty proud of this one.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
The Storm reviews
Life before the storm was sweet. Nothing could have prepared me for what was to come...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete