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Joined 03-08-07, id: 559373, Profile Updated: 09-17-11
Author has written 1 story for General.

Hello to whomever is reading this!

FYI: This account isn't used by just one person. Me, Artor and My twin, Zoromaru use this. I basically took over her account since she wasn't using it to post stories, which was fine by her since she prefers reading.

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NOTE: STORIES WERE TAKEN DOWN TO BE MOVED TO NEW ACCOUNT. ONCE ACCOUNT IS MADE THE NAME OF ACCOUNT WILL BE POSTED AND FAVED BY THIS ACCOUNT TO ALLOW FOR EASY ACCESS.

Managed to recover some documents from the dead Memoria in the way of document recovery. Mostly useless junk or bits here and there that I wrote down and never got back to. However I started rewriting TM again but will be putting Catty on Hiatus.

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Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Words of Wisdom

"Many of us spend our whole lives running from feeling with the mistaken belief that we cannot bear the pain. But we have already borne the pain. What we have not done is feel all we are beyond the pain"

"Legos are evil, they settle themselves in the exact spot where you're most likely to step on and sit there waiting... just waiting." -Zoromaru

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Prophecy-It Begins by Lillia Jane Marshes reviews
Talitha has lived in the Forest her entire life, and ever since she was old enough to understand one thing has been drilled into her head: stay away from the Elves. The Elves will kill you. And then her entire village is destroyed by them and she is left alone, with only the Elves for company.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,561 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 11/24/2012
No Longer Free by Weird Girl 14 reviews
Her village was burned down by raiders of the neighboring country of Atrox. Now she and what's left of her people are taken to the new village as slaves and prisoners, stripped of freedom. How her heart longs to return to the country of Fons, her homeland. World: Terris Mundi
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Dared to Love by Atramento reviews
They say you can meet your soulmate anywhere, but I never thought that I'd meet mine in a bar. I thought I'd be sober when he proposed...and that he wouldn't be a complete stranger. In fact he was everything I didn't plan and more. But he was gorgeous...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,476 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 8/30/2011
Collide by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
She's a ballerina grappling with life now that she's no longer taking the stage. He's a hockey player better known for his right hook than his NHL achievements. Together, they're finding that an unlikely friendship is enough to change everything. Complete. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Complete
Blog of the Dead by LegendLuigi91 reviews
LegendLuigi91 used to blog every day, much to the delight of his loving audience. But when the infection hit his viewers were reduced to 0. He still blogs of course, but instead of memes and youtube he now focuses on the walking corpses trying to eat him.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,884 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012
100 Love Letters by Aurette reviews
Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,646 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
OneGirl by Tah the Trickster reviews
Being in love is hard. Really hard. Especially when you're not sure whether you want to kiss her or smack her upside the head. Sequel to "Singer." Femmeslash, yuri, F/F.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 78 - Words: 166,798 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009
Sophie, Sherlock, and Me by three pipes reviews
emily, a precocious and shy teenage girl, finds her world turned upside down when sophie daniels joins the cross country team that emily manages. but what will emily's mother think of sophie? drama, romance, and of course, sherlock holmes references will ensue! some f/f. complete!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
The Breaking of Hearts by dusted reviews
Meet James Blackwell: He's Crestington High School's resident player and heartbreaker. Meet Alli Pritchett: She's a student at Crestington High, totally run of the mill. That is, if you ignore the part about how she totally has it out for James and is plotting her revenge to take him down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,428 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 12/30/2009
Loud by VerBear reviews
Emilia, a girl who has never spoken a word, was ok with her quiet life. All of a sudden, she doesn't have much time left. Now with her hot best friend, she'll have to cram in 16 years of a missed, sheltered life into 3 months. Number One: Be A Teenager.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011
Kill Em With Kindness by deadkitty1 reviews
An introverted romance novelist has a unique view of finding her one true love. She encounters a pushy prince who insists on lending a hand every time she's in need of help, even if she doesn't want it. Will she survive his charms through love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
Daughter of the Ocean by Mystogan reviews
Without knowing, my reality came crashing down. I looked up at his deep blue eyes and asked already knowing the answer to all this, "What-What am I?" The waves crashed into us again and he stood there staring down at me speechless. He cleared his throat and looked away, "You must first speak with the King." He pointed into the ocean. "How! I have freakin' fins and can't swim!"
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,899 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012
The Exploration of the Male Anatomy by ShadyPalmTree reviews
COMPLETED* Naïve and innocent Cassidy had an ordinary life up until she got drunk one night and felt up the notorious playboy on campus, Adrian. She wanted to get away from him, but he wouldn't let her go that easily.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
Fragile Bonds by CelticX reviews
Four popular sophomore girls, the very best of friends for 10 years, each with her own issues and problems, will find out exactly how strong their ties of friendship are when it all starts to fall apart. Contains F/F. All the usual warnings. First in the Heritage High Series.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,626 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
The Damsel in Distress by jabberwockyandthevorpalblade reviews
He's the conceited prince. She's his one chance to show he's worth being king. Too bad the damsel in distress has already rescued herself. That is, until he comes along and ruins it for both of them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011
Ostracized Paradise by LadyWillow2 reviews
Newly rewritten! When Claire - a teenage lesbian - and her family move from London to a small town in the US, Claire learns what friendship and love is really about through adventure, mystery and trials that will challenge her to rise above her life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Night Dreams by CelticX reviews
Madison Cary is the beautiful, exotic, and very undead owner of DC's hottest club, Night Dreams. Special Agent Raphaelle "Raphe" Addison is the lone wolf of the FBI's Preternatural Division. When Raphe and Madison are thrust together to hunt for the elusive, taunting killer, the Mistress of Night Dreams has no idea that her undead life was about to become extremely complicated. F/F
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,625 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Meet Me at the Altar by LiberryBooked reviews
As a wedding photographer, Nora has been surrounded by happy couples for all of her professional career, so its no surprise that she's impatiently waiting for her own happy ending. But Nora's in for a surprise: you can't choose who you fall in love with.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,525 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011
Money Shot by Quinette reviews
I could only watch in horror as the towel began to slip, sliding down his abdomen in a slow, deliberate fashion. But rather than marvel at the size of Drew's junk, I was more inclined to wonder if I'd be paid extra for a picture.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011
Love Stoned by J. Hernandez reviews
Abigail is an average college student, who really wants to get an A in class, keep her 3.2 GPA, and continue a boring, but relatively safe, life. Unfortunately, she's managed to entangle herself in a web of lies and... fur?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,228 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010
The Night Is Lonely by Von Uriken reviews
The beast howls through the night, waiting for that matched soul to answer and fill the longing in her. The beauty tracks stray animals, waiting for her princess charming to sweep her off her feet. Femmeslash girlxgirl
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,493 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/13/2010
Singer by Tah the Trickster reviews
She was a dyke, a headbanger, a pariah. I was perfectly straight, in the chorus, part of the 'in crowd.' We did NOT speak to one another. Ever. ...Stupid science fair. Femslash, yuri, F/F. Finished as of 12/17/09. Book and eBook versions now available!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 159,459 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Treason by Richard Feynman reviews
Olivia is called by the king to use her talent for engineering to create war machines; however, she defies his orders and runs away to the enemy kingdom to start a new, free life. Her life becomes even stranger when she is found out by the prince himself.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011
A Rich Filled Mishap by anovelbyagirl reviews
Lying about having an extremely rich and perfect boyfriend made Jenny McClark the laughing stock of the elite bullies in her new school, until a mysterious guy in a motorcycle accidentally clashes with her clunker one Saturday night. It's payback time.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011
A Simple Strength by nikipinz reviews
The story of a hotheaded warrior woman and her slave. Set in an Ancient Greekish sort of fantasy world. Femslash, ancient gods - and, of course, much adventure.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 313,214 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
One Girl's Strength by CelticX reviews
Ran Yamazaki has been bullied and shunned her entire life. Only running has given her any joy. When she's recruited to run track for St. Timothy's Academy can she find the strength to grasp the hands held out to her in friendship and in love? Yuri, F/F
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 106,877 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Complete
In Spirit and Truth by ZoeReed reviews
IMPORTANT: 5 chapter preview of the book I have published under the same title :)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,436 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Euphoria by a-scribble-on-the-table reviews
Individuals have joked about the day the world ended being bloody,creating a farce that rendered the human race unrecognisable. Nobody ever expected the day that it would actually arrive. Maybe human beings have always just been horrible creatures.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,557 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011
When Normalcy is Out of Your Reach by MeZzeDUpGuRL reviews
Roxanne Adams was bored. Everything that was happening to her was too normal. And she was really getting sick of it. But then came vampires, demons, werewolves, and other not-so-normal things...and before she knew it, normalcy was already out of her reach
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,542 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 5/18/2008
Close to Me by Mary Freda reviews
My goal to escape – err, graduate – high school unnoticed and therefore unscathed was actually looking like it would be reached. Until I began my senior year, that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,222 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Celestial Reign: Tears of the Sun by StarvingLunatic reviews
Follow the lives of two girls, one a princess and the other her birthday gift, as they build a bond between each other while trying to make it through life in a society where females and others are looked down on. Femslash. f/f.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 174,800 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
Finding You by pinkpolkadots59 reviews
Kaitlyn is leaving her beloved New York City for the summer to be a camp counselor in Kentucky. There she encounters prejudice, pranks, and one girl who might make all that other stuff worth it. femslash, f/f, lesbian romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,008 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010
College is a Bear by Greye reviews
A freshman in college is excited to start her new life. That excitement dwindles as she makes disconcerting discoveries about herself, along with the real world. Warning: Femslash. Summary sucks, I know. Read and see what you think.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010
The Obsession of Love by LightPrevails reviews
Deathly shy girls don't have three things: a heard voice, confidence , and a guy. I didn't expect any of that to change at my new school. But Bastion Welles sees something in me. And he has made me his obsession...and no matter what...I'm going to be his.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 119,562 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
Stimulus by Tygersprite reviews
Ever have a panic attack? Lilly Amid has been having them since she was five. But when she has one during a minor confrontation with a stoner at her school she realized these attacks are more then what they seem.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010
Pint Size Hero by landcreature reviews
Undercover officer Samantha Andrew's mission is simple. Pretend to be a high school student and protect the senator's daughter. What she did not expect is to be caught in teenage dramas. femslash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,609 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010
Avada by cobalt-blue
Espers Guildmaster Leland Flint is in charge of helping the Thulian Psi-Guard representative get settled into the new embassy on Earth. What secrets are both races hiding? What is the mystery behind Flint's 18 y/o apprentice?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,541 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Catty reviews
-Hiatus- Story is being rewritten slowly but surely. 30k words need to be reorganized and shifted around to accept the additional plot points. This will be kept up but deleted immediately after I get the rewritten version up to speed.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,106 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008
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