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Joined 03-09-07, id: 559501, Profile Updated: 10-04-08
Author has written 2 stories for Young Adult, and Romance.

Hello all of my fabulous readers! Well, my story isn't even a story, so...yeah. :U

Mah name ith Lauren. And Ah am a garl. If you, ya know, couldn't tell by my name. ;K

I break out into some perty durned random words and such. I like to experiment with written accents. :D

I am a HUGE fan of smiley faces, so you will probably see one wherever I write something. :o

Erm, I make up many random words. All of the time. My current favorite one is fan-fricking-amazing. :P

I am an extremely odd person. You might not understand what I'm saying half of da time. :S

I play trombone and piano. I am a nerd. Pretty simple one right dere, eh? :3

I enjoy reading and writing. That's why I'm on here so much. >:D

I am a nice person, generally. Unless you piss me off. 0:

I am obsessed with good grammar. Unless I'm writing a review. :/

I love music. So much so, it's rather creepy. :

I have a very dry, or wry, sense of humor. It's different for everybody. >:B

I enjoy the use of sarcasm. Immensely so. D:l UNIBROW!

I like to use redundencies and irony. :@

If you care to read my atrociously okay story on fanfiction, my name is bookworm-4-ever2012.

Don't get on my bad side. It's not good for your health. :X

Private message me with any questions. I'm normally happier and more hyper than this. :V NAM NAM NAM!

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Pretty Boy In Disguise by Fayre Meira reviews
Sick of girls throwing themselves at his feet, Kyle Matthews is determined to hide himself as a geek at his new school. Penny Green has sworn off beautiful guys after her bestfriend broke her heart. Will Penny risk her heart again if she finds him out?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,573 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/14/2008
Climbing Trees & Chasing Cars by kte-wonderful reviews
Aiden Carlisle: noun 1. Snobby popular guy in my Calculus class; 2. Has barely talked to me or acknowledged me, ever; 3. Dedicated a song to me on the radio. Wait a second. What?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,724 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a One Night Stand by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy since sixth grade? That’s even worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4208 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
I'm Not Afraid by rochemusique reviews
One word to describe me? Fearless. One word to describe him? Annoying. For a guy supposedly known for being polite, kind, and fun to be around, he sure was rude, petty, and no fun whatsoever. But, then again, he thought the same thing about me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,207 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
To Make a Scene by xXKirariXx reviews
COMPLETE. “And the winners for Cutest Couple are…” I looked down at the card in my hand, and my eyes bugged out. For there, scrawled in neat handwriting was my name…and Michael’s. And he was standing right next to me. Help?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Babysitting Dramas by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
Edens mum's forcing her to baby-sit the sister of the popular-jerk/hottie in her school. Not only is Eden having to babysit AND hang out with the jerk, but it's all part of their mother's plan to try and set them up together...this might get hell-ish...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,141 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Liar by regca91 reviews
Grace hates James with a burning passion, and she doesn't try to be discreet about it either. So then, why does he refuse to leave her alone? please please review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3407 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Dawn Beaumont’s Guide to Changing the World by Pinkamoo reviews
You Stupid, stupid girl.' he muttered resting his head on mine, 'Why did you make me feel this way about you' I glared up at him 'I can't help it, stupid.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,875 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
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Love YSA
Alice feels like she is living a cliche. Forced to leave her home, she moves to Tacoma, Washington to escape her problems. Now she has to deal with being the new girl in high school and her past that haunts her. Fun, right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,101 - Published: 10/27/2008
Random Story Ideas reviews
These are story ideas that I have written down, but I do not plan on continuing them. If they give you an idea, use it! But, i hope you'd ask my permission first. :
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007