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Joined 03-09-07, id: 559527, Profile Updated: 10-14-14
Author has written 7 stories for General, and Romance.

October 14 2014 - Optimism for Beginner's edited, all content replaced with edited versions of chapters and new Chapter 4 up. New story (The Princess and the Pea(nis)) up Chapters 1 and 2.

Edit: I have put up the ending to ATC again :) I hope that makes everyone's lives a little easier.

October 13 2014

Hello everyone. It's been a very long time, hasn't it? Life has a funny way of destroying writers, doesn't it?

I haven't written a full story since ATC ended close to six years ago. I still write here and there but its mostly for RP pieces. I am working on some new stuff but I don't know if I have the heart to release it for public scrutiny. Writing ATC was an amazing experience but I'm a terribly sensitive person; it was difficult to write for an audience and try to write to please other people. I don't know if I'm cut out to be a writer, after all. I love it and will always write for myself but I'll see what the future brings for me.

If anyone is curious, I completed University with a BA in psychology and now work as an Insurance Broker :) I'm looking to buy a house this fall/winter with my best friend and when I get a little more time at my job, I will be finally (finally!) getting a dog of my own. Haven't been able to have a dog for the past almost two years (since I moved out and of course didn't get to take my parents' dogs with me :) ) and am so looking forward to it.

I hope everyone is doing well. I miss everyone here. To those who messaged me in the past few years, thank you. You made me so incredibly happy. It's difficult for me to explain how much those messages meant to me.

I am not active on Livejournal and will probably put the ending of ATC back up here. The original plan had been to get closer to readers by putting my work on a friend-locked Livejournal site but I see now it was foolish. I should have just left everything up here for you guys. I realize it was nothing but irritating for everyone but please know I had the best intentions at heart. I wanted to know my readers personally and listen to what they wanted to read.

Error-Author- Commonly known as ‘Kayla’

Order: Writer

Family: Fiction

Species: Man-love


Born on January 5, 1989, this particular ErrorAuthor goes by the real name of Kayla. She continues to reside in her birth place of Manitoba, Canada.

She took a real interest in fiction in 2004. Since then, her interest in the hobby has increased exponentially until it becoming what it is today: A strange obsession.

Oddly enough, the writing has slightly warped her mind- even so far as to allow her to believe she may one day make a living out of her writing. Researchers, however, know from other studied cases that writers who follow this outlandish belief often perish under bridges, huddled in cardboard boxes, chewing on old shoes for sustenance. The lack of income they tend to experience is often their downfall- following their craft loyally to the bitter end.


Disclaimers: Unrealistic happenings, mysterious lacks of plot, dodgy characters, a suspicious lack of female characters, a surplus of homosexual romance, often confusing proceedings, uneven chapter lengths, disappearing secondary characters, people with issues, odd male PMS, stuttering, and quite a lot of gay.

Warning: May cause nosebleeds, squealing, character attachment, and/or itchy, tired eyes. The author does not endorse an unhealthy lack of bathroom breaks and uneven nutrition/hydration while reading. Not for the following people types: Ignorant, Close-Minded Types, Homophobes, Younger Audiences, Older Audiences, and Caffeine-Sensitive Individuals.

I appreciate any criticism and will do my best to fix anything suggested. Drop me an email if you like ( )

Some of the Best Work on Fiction Press

ObscenelyAboveAverage - lurvely lurvely stories here folks; lots of pretty boys in fun scene set ups, oh yes. Be warned, you start, you get addicted. Home for boys, vampires, and sexy characters, Oh my!

Deaths Requiem - Looking for an epic? Here is a world, a species, and touchable real characters all created from scratch. Take a wander into Etherworld and prepare to be ensnared and spellbound. Or, on the flip scale, looking for a pretty city boy with an attitude trapped at summer camp? Whatever suits your fancy, she's got it on her page.

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Penny Candy by Jaydee Faire reviews
In a down and dirty city where a good time is just a few dollars away, a dancer who's looking for life and a whore who's already given it up come to an arrangement with only one rule: No Love Allowed. Rated M for homosexual intercourse, graphic scenes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 126,433 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 11/15/2007
Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,251 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 12/8/2009
Why Fresh Meat Models Prefer Diet Pepsi by Deaths Requiem reviews
Summer love doesn't last but sometimes the quest for it does. Finding a scrap of his past written on a paper in an old pair of picnic checkered shoes Kade tries to find his old life after abandoning it for a dreams that have turned into a nightmare. MM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,467 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 10/13/2008
You Only Want Me For My Brains by Abrasive reviews
Lupe's looking to hump the nearest available leg. Cody is just trying to stop himself from eating his classmate's brains. Is it love... or necrophilia? SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,479 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
How To Write Slash Like A Kid by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Tired of struggling for literary integrity? Relax! Here's all you need to know about writing slash fic! Oh my god, I am going to get so, so flamed. *grin*
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Why City Boys Don't Wear Pink Mini Skirts by Deaths Requiem reviews
I’m cold. I’m cold and my boots are dirty. I’m cold and my boots are dirty and my socks are wet. I’m cold and my boots are dirty and my socks are wet and I’m going to start screaming and never stop." An unfortunate falling out with nature. MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,587 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Prose Mistakes that Amateurs Make by The Mumbling Sage reviews
Want to make your writing sound more professional? View the nitpicks within--and learn to avoid them!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
Etherworld by Deaths Requiem reviews
Thrown into a situation he never wanted to be in, Used for the enzymes in his blood, Challenged by a young woman who shouldn't exist whose need for control drives her to insanity. All this, and he still doesn't know what's become of his goldfish.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007
Why I Don't Read Your Stories by Stephentchel reviews
Fairly self explanatory. There is a lot out there that irritates me, and after years of silent suffering I've decided to vent my frustration. Although this is mostly self therapy, I'm sure there are others out there who feel as I do, so I opted to share.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
How to Write a Fictionpress Summary by The Mumbling Sage reviews
In this essay, I explain how a summary can draw the most attention with the most relevant and interesting information about your story. You can use up to 255 characters in your summary-make them count!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Lemon Tutorial by KCbakeneko reviews
A non-explicit how-to tutorial of of sexual encounters.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2003
The Official Mary Sue Manual by TA Maxwell reviews
Mary Sues. We all know them, the perfect character we all have made at one point. This manual is for the growing fiction and fanfiction community on how to recognize and avoid creating a Mary Sue.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2003
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Optimism For Beginners reviews
Sequel to A Textbook Case. Two years after Matthias Lauhlin leaves St. Augustine he finds himself right back where he started. Except somehow everything seems to be backwards and he’s being stalked by the personified form of optimism. MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 6/23/2010
The Princess and the Pea(nis) reviews
Knight-errantry was never in the job description for Cyril Sharpe. He never asked to be Prince Charming nor did he ever agree to rescue a not-quite-princess from a dragon of a man- particularly when that self proclaimed princess could end up being more dangerous than the dragon. MxM A fractured fairytale.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2014
A Textbook Case reviews
Dangerous games often have dangerous consequences. When a confused new therapist crosses paths with a clever but unstable young man, how high will the stakes get in the gamble of trust? MxM (complete story posted)
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 125,382 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
A Softer Sin reviews
There are many things a Criminal Psychologist with a big mouth should be doing with his time- being manhandled by a deranged inmate is not one of them. When his new problem takes a disturbing interest in him outside of his job, he isn't a happy camper MxM
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,930 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 3/12/2007
The Nothing Game reviews
From the oldest version of A Softer Sin, Sierus and Trick are back in a one-shot. Lovers have the strangest games and The Nothing Game is no exception. MxM Rated Mature.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Love Sold Separately reviews
“Do you live out there?” He glanced in the mirror again and October met his curious gaze. He smiled. “Going to see a friend.” Which was half-true. ' He had rules to life: don’t get attached, stay out of trouble, and forget the past. MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,645 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2008
The Letter reviews
A oneshot that I wrote for a Valentines Day Contest. It tied for first . Not a happy story, but one that made the judges sniffle. Inspired by a little wreath of blue plastic flowers in a ditch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete