Lucie Saint-Lazare
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Joined 03-11-07, id: 559765
Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy, and General.

I'm taking a one month's holiday during which I will have limited access to the Internet, and will not be reading and reviewing stories. Reviews are still welcome, and I will return them eventually, but it may take a while. In the meantime, here is a short story about my stuffed toy ninja, written in the concise, robust, and masculine style of Ernest Hemingway:

The Love Ninja

Once upon a time, there was a ninja.

The ninja was the cutest little ninja in the world.

He was so cute that all the bunnies, kittens, ninjas, and other cute things of the world wanted to destroy him.

Then he exploded.

The End.

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Doctor Cerebellum Torture by iamthedave reviews
An experimental fiction piece, based around the monologue of an aging doctor
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,870 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Mary Ann by Almah reviews
A futuristic, heroin induced Alice in Wonderland. Mary Ann, mistaken for a girl named Alice, is roped into a mission through The Central Storage Unit to recover the human emotions stolen by the gluttonous Queen of Hearts.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007
A Tale of Krith: Tunnels by iamthedave reviews
A Czeran wakes in darkness, enchained and threatened. Why is she there? How did she get there? All she knows is that she's trapped and alone, and that she only has one way to go: Into the unknown.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Twin Moons by iamthedave reviews
The tale of Brianna, a young woman charged with doing the impossible saving her Guild from itself.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 127,373 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
Capturing Apollo by libertinetea reviews
His faintly veined hand brushed the curtains away with the tender touch of delicacy, so he could look out on the cobblestone roads and the murmuring tourists meandering them. [Exploration of the relationship between a muse and a photographer.]
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2005
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Body Art reviews
There comes a time in every young girl's life when she absolutely needs to have strange glittery objects shoved right through her flesh. Magical realism, semiautobiographical, dark and twisted. Call it an exorcism of personal demons.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Wonderlust reviews
A postmodern revision of the Jack O'Lantern via the Wandering Jew. A postapocalyptic world filled with mysteries and anachronisms emerges from chaos through the worship of death. Rated M for zombies.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,165 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007