iChellezmhide bio
 Poll: Would you rather be happy with a lie, or be saddened by the truth? Vote Now! |
 Author has written 9 stories for Humor, Love, and General. Old PenNames: Pwnguin, TheCrazywriter, Words.Left.Unspoken, Stricken Silence |
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Say What? by fatbird33 reviews
a story/book on all my interesting viewpoints on todays most controversial topics.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008
Vampire Mooning by fatbird33 reviews
It's about time that somebody made a vampire parody! Co-written with my bro: GriffinKnight77.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
In the Defense of Dustbunnies by J.Wilde reviews
A prompt for a creative writing club meeting. 'Take on the point of view of an under appreciated object and defend yourself.' I chose...dustbunnies.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
50 Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of Walmart by abbyswrittenworld reviews
Self explanitory. Some online friends helped write this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
32 Random things to do at School by fatbird33 reviews
just what the title says
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
How to Turn Someone Down by fatbird33 reviews
someone you don't like asks you out. How do you say, no?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
57 Ways To Get On People's Nerves by Azrael Adamine Gaunt reviews
Exactly what it says above!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
57 Odd Ways To Keep Youself Occupied by Azrael Adamine Gaunt reviews
Exactly what it says above. Really funny!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Fork In Toaster by a silenced revolution reviews
Pity the fork...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004
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The boy She left behind reviews
I just had to fall for the boy She left behind
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Genuine Lies reviews
As long as I know the truth, they'll never have to know.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Hold Back The Tears reviews
Don't let them see you cry
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Dream On reviews
Reality is too hard too handle
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Afternoon Rhyming reviews
Funny how life lives so spontaneously...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Five Seconds Flat reviews
The clock ticks to the beat of my heart...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Late Night Whisper reviews
Deep in the night who is there but the sky to listen to the stories of the candy-sweet boy of my dreams?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
One Truth reviews
It's better to be hurt by the truth than to live happily with a lie.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Deflated reviews
Johnny approached the tall, dark, building that used to be the middle school. Can you believe this thing? Come on, let's go inside and take a look how lame it is. Middle school hosted Haunted Mansions aren't what they used to be.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete