... well, I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say.
-Adam Sandler

just another modern swinger

Once upon a time in the Land of the Fat Asses (aka America) there lived a girl who was cute, and smart, and fun, and funny, and popular, and kind, and nice, and talented.

This story is not about her.

It is about a rather normal girl who did normal things like go to school, and star in plays, and shop, and transform into a skank at night, and have very long phone calls which racked up insane amounts on the phone bill which made the parental units quite displeased.

She was also quite good with run-on sentences.

This girl had very few talents, such as unwrapping starbusts with her tounge, and singing songs in forigen languages. But most people agreed that her best talent was writting. She did write for two newspapers after all, and she had been editor-in-cheif of her middle school's liteary magazine.

That was fine for the girl's poetry and articles, but her favorite writing was short stories. These usually turned out to be sappy love stories with little bits of humor thrown in, although sometimes she was the only person who thought them funny at all.

And one day inbetween forensic tounaments and MUN meets, and dumping her gay (literally) boyfriend, she came across FictionPress.

And the rest is history.

... and you can quote me on the quote unquote.
-Dane Cook

... I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat ... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead.
-Dane Cook