Erin Ephebiphobia
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Joined 03-16-07, id: 560367, Profile Updated: 09-15-08
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, Essay, and Life.

I'm here with alla my people (nyahnyahnyahh).

Yes, because I'm pimp. Yes I am. I'm a straight up G, and I'm pimpet pimpetty.

So now you know everything there is to know about me, except for that I don't even like liver, and it's the greatest thing to ever have happened! (Imagine knowing me!)

Don't read my stories cause they suck. No sarcasm used here. I need a God of Creative Writing, or at least somebody to have some great ideas for me so that I can then write them.

But I do have a brilliant story that you have to hear. Just note that "Ararararahr" is a dolphin sound luhlz. Kay listen to this:

The Little Dolphin Who Cried Ararararahr.

There once was a little dolphin. He loved stories, and loved to play pranks.

One day, he ran into the village shouting "An ararararahr is after me! Help!" The townspeople believed him, and went to look for the ararararahr, but found nothing.

This happened a further 43 times, before the townspeople stopped believing him.

It was then that a rabid and vicious ararararahr came after him, and performed corrective surgery on him before eating his liver.

The End.

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100 Tales of SuBtext by Uke-Mochi reviews
100 yaoi oneshots... full details inside... NOTE : THIS PROJECT WILL NEVER BE FINISHED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
The Man On The Street by Trish J reviews
Every homeless person has a story... He is no exception.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Trouble by Pinkamoo reviews
I am sweet. I am innocent. I never get in trouble. I haven't just met an arrogant pervert who I want to castrate. I am lying.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
The Bluest Eyes by Vivian Locke reviews
Matthew Braun has spent his entire university career building his reputation as the main playboy on campus. That is until his friends bet him 500 dollars that he could never get the most stuckup bookworm, Rayne Johnson, to spend a night with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Twist, Snap, i LoVe YoU by silver thorns reviews
Well? Am I strong enough yet? ...........read at yer own risk, and don't forget to review! rated M to be safe, but i'm 15 and i wrote the darn thing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Turkeygeddon by Scathmandra reviews
This thanksgiving, there's nothing to be thankful for.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Blarry Squawker and the Philanthropist's Pinecone by Yalime Alokin reviews
A young orphan discovers his fairy heritage and attends Boarbunions School for Enchanted Creatures of Various Varieties. Thrilling and actionpacked. Indeed.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007
Crazy Insane by Ladiebug reviews
She's loud, goofy and completely bonkers. Her mission? Get her best friend popular. Her set back? Basically everything...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007
Warning: Is Prone To Stupid Blonde Moments! by Serpentyna reviews
What would happen if you locked four bored friends in a closet and never returned? I dunno I've never tried it...Why are you asking me weird questions? Stop looking at me like that? Stop it, your scaring me!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006
A collection of quotes from my fiends by A. Alicia Rodriguez reviews
YES! FIENDS! This is the second half of the quotes. I had a considerably more worthless issue on this account, but it's better now.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Kiss From A Lover's Fist by insane in the brain reviews
He loves watching her cry. He gets such a kick out of dominating her vulnerable soul, time and time again. He is immune to her pained sobbing and only concentrates on the task of increasing her discomfort until she is pushed over the brink. FIN.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
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Orange reviews
A short prose about the colour orange...the best colour on Earth.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
I'll never forget my neighbours reviews
A short essay for English, based on the line 'I'll never forget my neighbours'.... A bit random.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
The Hat of Sorrow and Pain reviews
I have put this up for the simple purpose of warning others of the ghastly consequences of trying on hats in an antique store when withering English ladies are nearby.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete