Melancholic Maiden
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Joined 03-20-07, id: 560941
Author has written 1 story for Romance.

Hello everyone! Melancholic Maiden here, which is basically self-explanatory. I've had plenty of experience writing on this site's "sister", but I'm kinda tired of using other people's already developed characters and making up stuff for them to do in my own deranged little world. I mean, it's fun, but I got tired of coming up with plots and then just not finishing them. It's a waste of time, really. I am prone to writer's block, so hopefully switching sites will help get rid of it.

Anyways, I'm currently writing a romance called "Highballers and Wall Flowers", which is about a guy who thinks he's pretty much perfect and a girl who knows she's not that clash and end up somehow being a couple (I haven't worked out the details yet). It's kinda weird that I'm writing a romance really, I'm not that great at it. I'm more into thrillers, horror, drama, mysteries, supernatural fantasy stuff, adventures, stuff like that. But romance is cool, I guess I wanted to write something "normal" before trying to delve into some of those hard to write genres.

I've also got an idea for another romance (shock!) about a nice girl that falls for the schoolyard bully...thought that'd be interesting...maybe something about a chick falling for her dad's best friend... I'll have to come up for some more stuff later, I'm outta here!

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Tripping Over Trevor by throwingstars reviews
His name was Trevor and I didn't fall for him... I fell over him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/29/2007
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Why Not to Have a Pin Fetish by Eric-san reviews
This is an extremely hilarious fictional story about my friends, a robber, me, some grenades and drunken hobos. Reveals the secrets of Slurpee slush and OFF! Bug Spray! Review aren't necessary, but greatly appreciated, don't lie!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,656 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Prince Charming, Prince Alarming by satokibi reviews
Evelyn's Prince Charming doesn't ride a horse he rides a pink tricycle. He also reads mens' magazines and smutty romance novels like Steamy Nights with a Stranger. After finding out, she tries to expose him, but...?[STORY COMPLETED, first parody up!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,876 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
never play truth or dare while bored at the mall by runaway peanut reviews
who knew a boring day at the mall could turn into a game of truth or dare with me grabbing the schools resident bad boys butt...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,329 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004
Highballers and Wall Flowers reviews
Callie's shy, clumsy, and gets into the biggest messes when she lets people walk over her. Jackson's smart and cool, yet arrogant and thinks everyone around him is..well, stupid...including Callie. How can anyone expect them to fall for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,328 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007