Mewd
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Joined 03-20-07, id: 560971
Author has written 23 stories for Humor, Romance, Humor, and Horror.

Mewd is Mewd. I am Mewd. There is no further explanation.

If you enjoy my work here, please visit for even more nonsense, including a radio drama podcast and my free indie RPG game: Corporal Buggy Bear.

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Deadeye Hugh
A Christmas commission for my friend Dustin Willcox. Keelhaul Keep and Deadeye Hugh are his intellectual property.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Hidden Down the Dreary Alley
A gift commission for my friend Sarah Fischer, inspired by a dream she had once.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
The Hotel reviews
Based on a dream I had.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/14/2007
Nature Adventures: The Skitterbit reviews
I wrote this after seeing a TV spot about how to behave when encountering dangerous snakes.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
My Wandering Princess reviews
Mewd still isn't a poet.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
No Eggs reviews
There will be no rest while they stalk you.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Hiccup 47 reviews
Be considerate of your room mates. A hiccup is a short blurb of a story meant as practice that usually runs under a thousand words. I post the ones I like.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Twilight Ballon
Mewd is not a poet.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
The Unnecessary Further Misadventures of Sir Quade
The completely unwarranted sequel! Just when you thought we'd wrapped everything up nicely and gave you a satisfying resolution, Xavier Quade returns, having failed to learn a single lesson from his last adventure! Bindle will be discomforted! Hooray!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,570 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
The Misadventures of Sir Xavier Quade reviews
Taking the upside down logic of Alice and Wonderland and the deluded mischief of Don Quixote, Xavier Quade is a self proclaimed knight who blunders from one silly situation to the next while recklessly leaving a trail of chaos in his wake.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
The Pineapple of Destruction
My science fiction epic. A little too bloated and aimless. I had some fun with it, though.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,611 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Stubborn Guilt
Occasionally I like to write something sappy and sentimental. This is the result. Contains centaurs and marriage problems.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Them Blues
Sing it, my bison brother. A hiccup is a blurb of a story, usually running under a thousand words, meant for practice. I post the ones I really like, however.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Muted Horror
So many horror stories center upon a malicious will seizing control of a person and turning them into something evil.A hiccup is a blurb of a story, usually running under a thousand words, meant for practice. I post the ones I really like, however.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Princess Manya and the Fox reviews
An attempt to mimic Russian Fairy Tales. It is kind of awkward, historically inaccurate and magical.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Lamia reviews
Monster society is interesting, don't you think?I meant to continue this, but I also like how this trails off. I am lazy. A hiccup is a blurb of a story, usually running under a thousand words, meant for practice. I post the ones I really like, however
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/24/2007
Hiccup 38
This one is my favorite.A hiccup is a blurb of a story, usually running under a thousand words, meant for practice. I post the ones I really like, however.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Hiccup 37 reviews
A nonconventional answer to the question of where babies come from.A hiccup is a blurb of a story, usually running under a thousand words, meant for practice. I post the ones I really like, however.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Hiccup 36
On Parenthood and lobbing. A hiccup is a blurb of a story, usually running under a thousand words, meant for practice. I post the ones I really like, however.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Hiccup 32
Everyone loves a Safari Hunter!A hiccup is a blurb of a story, usually running under a thousand words, meant for practice. I post the ones I really like, however.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Duck Dander
An attempt to mimic Seinfeldesque banter. I'm not overly fond of the style, but I have friends who adore Seinfeld. I wanted to see how well I could imitate it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Hiccup 21
Desert meanderings inspire discontent.A hiccup is a blurb of a story, usually running under a thousand words, meant for practice. I post the ones I like particularly, however.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Hiccup 19 reviews
Rude people! A hiccup is a short blurb story. Usually running under a thousand words. It's meant as practice, but I post the ones I like.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete