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Joined 03-21-07, id: 561045, Profile Updated: 09-15-13
Author has written 13 stories for Family, Life, Romance, and General.

Name: Jay

Age: 21--WHOA it took me almost 2 years to update this (lol i just changed it from 19 w h o a)

Time of Birth: September 4, 1992

Currently working on Time of Death

That's all you really need to know, right?

My Tumblr: sweetwerewolfass.tumblr.com

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Sex&Candy by Ayla Gray reviews
On a Friday morning, Fletcher Stone threw me over his back and carried me towards the Janitors closet, and in a huff of annoyance I practiced what little self defense I knew and bit Fletcher Stone…In the ass. And for a second, I think he liked it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009
Catch a Tiger by the Toe by Ryette reviews
SLASH. What do you do when your uncle dies and he leaves you his pet tiger? Use it to pick up guys, of course. Though maybe not the animal rights activists rioting outside your house. Unless they're really cute.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Undeniably Sexy by blackberrydream reviews
I am the sexiest thing alive. Everyone knows it's true because...well, look at me! So why doesn't Ugly think so? slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,250 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008
Identical by Ryette reviews
Slash. Oneshot. Holden and Tanner are complete opposites, and they both want the same guy- their mutual and straight best friend Tommy. And Tommy’s got his own plan involving the two temperamental boys....
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Confessions at the End of the World by tepid sponge bath reviews
A oneshot concerning the last chance to let certain people know certain things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
My Devil Self by allthatmelodrama reviews
ONESHOT. Best way to kick-off your devil self – don a pair of devil horns and concoct a plan to throw a banana at someone. “And you were also going to throw a…banana at me,” he said. “Are you suggesting something?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Of Girls and Guitar Hero by Dot Cubed reviews
This is Joel's life after Tessa. -TAKEN DOWN FOR EDITING-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Fresh Powder by Ryette reviews
I'd never liked ski lifts, and they never seemed to like me. This one was no exception...until I fell off of it and he saved me from getting pummeled by the skiers behind me. Slash. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Standby by Befallings reviews
You have seen it countless times, you have watched it out of the corner of your eyes and dismiss it. It was the one mistake you should have never made.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
The Disclaimer by Befallings reviews
You hate disclaimers. He hates disclaimers. You hate his attitude. He said he's sorry. You still hate him, you know. That's right, you'll hate him like you hate disclaimers, except this one makes you laugh, just like disclaimers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Orange by once rhythmatic reviews
So, everything was normal. It was a sunny day, and I was happily talking to Stan, the pineapple. And then this hot ass stranger comes up to me and bites my neck - just fucking bites me! What the hell! *One-Shot, Slash*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Operation: Matchmaker by sodamagnet reviews
Aya is a regular girl. Well... a regular girl that can see who other people are fated to be with. And she's finally decided what to do with her power. Help people get together by playing the matchmaker! Please R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,996 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007
The Best Time Of The Day by The Sex Bandit reviews
Couple guys from my choir, threesome, well written.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Tutor by Pointy Objects reviews
I know I’m supposed to be encouraging and up building and make you love writing, but I have to tell the truth. You are awful. You are very, very bad at writing. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Sentry by soccerbratgirl reviews
[Oneshot] A gripping tale of an alien invasion. Join Jackson as he faces off to the death! [R&R]
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Ode to Paperclip Man by DiaRose reviews
I was bored and he was bugging me, so I wrote this poem for pure silliness! You'll appreciate this if you write with Mircrosoft Word.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Tabby Cat by X Ghost Writer reviews
The first horror story I've ever written, it's a shorty story, so enjoy!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Misappropriated by Juneaux reviews
Jane, I wasn't going to tell you, but there a guy who's been drawing you for the past half hour or so...'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
The Mask of Rain by Callyne reviews
Rain is truly the best disguise. It will hide your terror, your shame, and your tears. But even the mask of rain doesn't have the strength to hide the potency of blood. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Complete
The Clown by catharsis7 reviews
Oneshot about a teenage girl babysitting and how she discovers to trust a child's imagination that monsters are real.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Chocolate by x-zai reviews
ONE SHOT What does it really mean when a girl says she wants to be just friends?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Mistletoe by Unwritten Answers reviews
They hate each other. Well, supposedly. Who knows what will happen? [a bit of christmassy fluff.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Baby Andrew by Animorphalite reviews
One Halloween night 13 years ago, a little boy disappeared.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2000
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Being Unplugged reviews
Note to self: buy a wall charger for your iPod. Or you may have to save a future best friend from bullies, put up with being alone for once in your high school career, or tolerate an unbearably hot guy who likes to annoy you. Still waiting for our brain to figure out if these are good or bad things. Rewritten and Rebooted! Rated T for language and other things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,636 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012
I Should Be A Hermit reviews
You know the story. Brother's best friend? Yeah, well, add in the blogger—me, a jerk of a brother, an artist, a crazy person, and the best friend's brother who really should just upgrade his status to 'dude of my dreams', and you've got us. Also the irony of the Avengers does not escape us. A;lkdsjfa
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Complete
Unplugged reviews
Having my iPod die on me made me realize some things. Like guys, for one. Not a big thing, REALLY...but why is Crispin, the popular bad-boy, talking to me? Okay, so I stared at him because I was bored. Big deal! Rated T for Course Language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010
Bind
Brandon/Julius-PWP. Seriously, this is basically a crack-ship smut. No plot to it. Just slashy-goodness and sex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Knew It reviews
-“Feh, always knew you were gay.” He looked horrified as he fled. Alex turned to me and raised an eyebrow; “Well, you’re the seme, aren’t you?” she glared, “Go after your uke!” She didn’t need her dream crushed because I was actually the uke… Slash!Lemon!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
This is Not a Life reviews
Poverty isn't pretty.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Complete
Those Purple Bangs reviews
I didn't fall for Mr. Popular. Believe me...I'd be content with my non-existent life if I did. No...I fell for the crazy, cutting, weirdo...who scares me at times...and with my falling for Mr. Crazy, I abandoned my much loved non-existent life. Great. R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,504 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010
Operation: Love reviews
Jesse rejected me. I can deal with that. He asked HAYLIE to marry him. I can deal with that, too. What I can't deal with is one drunken peck on the lips and those emotions came back! But I won't break up this wedding! Rated T for language/adult-ish themes
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008
One Big Disaster After Another reviews
All I wanted was a bag of chips and a pop, but nooo…there had to be my dog, a greasy faced kid, wet floors, an avalanche of soup cans and he had to be there...Luck really must hate me! Or does it? R&R plz! Totally revised and edited...hopefully.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Silver Lining reviews
She still sees the silver lining.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Candy Heart Love reviews
Someone's been putting candy hearts in my locker...and then a bouquet of flowers at the Valentines dance? What the hell is going on here and why is Jesse with Haylie?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Cutting till I'm gone reviews
Cutting poem, depression and blah...R&R
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
My Heroines reviews
Just a poem about the women in my family
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
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