P.A.W.07
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Joined 03-21-07, id: 561058, Profile Updated: 01-12-14
Author has written 15 stories for Humor, Life, Supernatural, General, Horror, Action, Humor, Fantasy, and Sci-Fi.

Introductions

Good evening my fellow writers. I do welcome you to my humble collection of mostly one-shots. Though I started out and will always love fanfiction, I do have plans to write some real novels in my lifetime. I figure why not practice here. Hopefully, I'll get some useful insights from readers. So please feel free to offer constructive criticism of any sort. Flames are welcomed to, I suppose, because one should never let their ego inflate too much. XD

Anyway, I write mostly for the more fantasy side of stories though I do like scifi and horror. There's some funny poetry in my collection as well. Enjoy.

About me

Location: Lincoln, NE; USA

Birthday: December 31st

Sex: Female

Returning the Favor

I was introduced to a new concept when I started reading stories on here, and it was simply dubbed: Returning the Favor. Basically, if someone reviews for you, you review back and vice versa. I rather like the idea, because we all know how hard it is to get a review on this site.

For Wannabe Stalkers

First of all, I started out on Fanfiction so you are welcome to visit it.

If you don't care for FF.net, you can also find me on Archive of Our Own.

I sometimes make fan art for my stories. See if there's any on my Deviantart account.

Lastly, I'm an online comic fan. You can see what I'm reading on Piperka.

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Who's Eating Eric Lynch? by Dr. Self Destruct reviews
Hi. My name is Eric Lynch. Depending on how much you value your sanity, you may or may not want to click this link. I wouldn't if I were you, though. Just saying. /SKoW Best Non-Romance Nominee/
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 15,970 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Complete
Apathy by Raymond Lamar Gilstrap reviews
Welcome to Paradise. Emotions are illegal here. Every morning, all citizens must inhale the Purge, a gas that keeps them impassive. Liam Cato upholds the laws and Charlotte Tatum breaks them. This is their story. THE SEQUEL, EMPATHY, IS COMING SOON!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,323 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
You Didn't See Anything by Alice Rocker reviews
AJ's convinced that he can see things that other people usually can't, like auras for example. Everyone else thinks he's totally insane, that is, everyone but the kids at his new prep school who aren't exactly "normal" themselves. But as a new mystery arises and begins to twist with his past, can he keep up his act long enough to survive in a world he was never meant to see?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,425 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011
Medusa's Child by Jasmine Syms reviews
A short story I wrote about if Medusa had a child while she was an evil gorgon. Please comment, it's for a writing class! I may later make this just a brief outline and write a novel if enough people like it...
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Complete
The Late MrTinklebottom by Darkboy reviews
A cowardly man has a strange encounter with a cat.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete
Earthen Fetus by SarahMerriman reviews
Welcome to # 10 of 52 challenge poems. I appologize for the lateness of this poem. I was not able to get to the computer. Enjoy
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Sea Monster in the Sky by SarahMerriman reviews
Welcome to number 4 of the 52 challenge poems! This poem was written for my science fiction class, but there is more mythology in it than science fiction. Please review. Enjoy ;
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010
Another Tree by jabberwockyandthevorpalblade reviews
A boy disappeard years ago, leaving nothing but a tree in his wake. Now, another victim is taken... and there is another tree .:SHORT STRORY:.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
China Doll by 3RS reviews
The house was buried in a remote spot, out in the country, surrounded by trees with trunks as big around as a small car and leaves larger than my head. I don’t remember what drew me to buy the run down place, but I do remember the air around the place he
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Superhero by LaFarfalla reviews
A man's life changes forever after he meets someone on the bus who makes him question what it means to be a superhero.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
The Five Robots by Qoheleth reviews
No particular plot, just a humorous portrait of five complicated and rather eccentric thinking machines.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Zombie Blood by ViciousWolfie reviews
A Vampire reflects on the state of his life after the Zombie Apocalypse.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
My kind of fairytale by Alphabetical Dreams reviews
If only life was as simple as a sea monster...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Mickie's Day Out by lillywhite1 reviews
A little robot designed for cleaning floors encounters a room called outside.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Beard by Confused Yellow Stallion reviews
It's only like... 6 words so just read it, or not, but I'd rather you read it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
The 10 Rules of Dragon Fighting by Ski Aer reviews
Ever wondered what you should do when you find a big dragon sitting in your front lawn? A fuller version of the rules to be found in my 'Dragon Slaying 101' story
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Children of the Sun by BatmanSwiss reviews
Where do the lost souls go, and what happens to them?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2001
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The Native reviews
It was so small. So tiny … and it has such big eyes, sad eyes. They said the natives put up a fight and might have kept fighting, but went out with a whimper in the end. Except for this very last one … this very last one sitting by the river, playing in the mud. Invaders point of view.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12 - Complete
Dragon Egg reviews
Thane has just become a man, slaying his first predator though something larger, flying, has come to the challenge and he learns a hard lesson: not all dragons are brainless monsters and some can even cast curses. He now has to replace what he has taken. Cursed, he has to leave his mountain village and seek out a way to die... or thrive. Curses be to that golden dragon. Minor gore.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012
Questionable Dead reviews
The world had been normal until the day when those who died did not leave; they remained behind, enraged at everything around them. Having his life overturned by such a spirit, Zack can't help but wonder: Is Death really dead at all? Then who did it?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011
1800Adopt reviews
There are call centers for everything in this world it seems. What if there was one even for adopted children. "Oh, hi... umm. Well, I got a problem… the kid I adopted is defective."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Complete
You'll Be Me Tomorrow reviews
I will get the day off tomorrow, winning a replacement 'me' for the day. I don't know why she's doing this or what contest I even entered into to win her services, but if she's going to be me, she's going to have to know my idiosyncrasies. Humor. Oneshot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
To Do List reviews
What makes a monster? Is it created or born? Is there something in their soul that promises them to be cruel and hateful, a sickening sour stain on society? Or is it something far simpler? Perhaps a meaningless moment like a to do list? Dark-Humor.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 1/29/2010
Heroes Herald reviews
In this world there are heroes and villains. There is no middle ground for those born with more than the usual human. They must either be a villain or a hero. Nicklaus wants to be neither. He just wants to continue to play the role of normality, if he can. But the door is looming, the shadows are closing in and a thing between death and life will not allow him to remain neutral.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011
Daddy's Good Girl reviews
He had to get rid of her for the Christmas holiday. He didn't think much of the holiday and he had a mess to clean up. The kind of mess little girls shouldn't see. Though Carol seems to busy reenacting the Purge. Short story.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
Bubblegum Zombie reviews
All Elle wanted was a moment of love before she graduated, a kiss. Even if it killed her. Well the rotting corpse she now was seemed a hefty price for a kiss but why is her body still in her control? Perhaps there's more to death, but she wants that kiss.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009
A New Lover for the Doll Maker's Daughter reviews
her lover died in war, slaughtered by their conquers. What other choice does a doll maker's daughter have but to fill the void he left behind. Gore. One-shot.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Complete
Barbie Wanna A Be reviews
I want to be Barbie ... but not for the reasons you think.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
LongPig reviews
A poem about long pig. Come have some.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Pop reviews
Poem about pop.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Poppies reviews
This is a portrait poem about a memory of mine as a child. It is a memory of poppy flowers and how they kissed the bottom of my feet as I went back and forth on the tire swing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Bad Mojo reviews
This is a humorous recurrence poem about a lovers feud, and lets just say that the guy is having some major bad mojo.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete