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Joined 03-23-07, id: 561351, Profile Updated: 08-11-08
Author has written 14 stories for Life, Love, Horror, and Friendship.

I don't go often, and I usually only read part-time.

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Waterfall by Kristina Suko reviews
Jonas Avery's life of crime had finally caught up to him. Right before the noose broke his neck, a woman stepped in, saved his life, and gave him the chance for a new life as her husband. But she had a secret, and she was hiding it close. Short/Complete
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2020 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Moon Child by hi-tanner85 reviews
When Jared finally did turn to me, it shocked me how dark his eyes were, how inhuman he seemed. "You need to run, Bailey." His body started to contort, back-arching, bones pushing against the inside of his skin. "Run as far as you can. Hide. Just don't let him catch you."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,082 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 3/31/2009
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
To Feel the Sun by Aurette reviews
When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Weightless by Sycelia reviews
Complete. Every girl wants to meet the boy who makes her feel light; happy - who makes her feel weightless. I met a boy who made me feel like a ten-ton elephant - too bad he was my only ticket to getting the man of my dreams.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,253 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
The Boy Who Talks to God by Unbridled reviews
Whatever God told him to do, he did. Giving away his shoes, taking punches, befriending outcasts. Even turning his back on love...and on me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 61 - Words: 195,629 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
The S Is For Sucks by C. V. Burleg reviews
Matthew S. Hill is a cubicle slave who attracts the same type of criticism day after day: "you suck!" Experience a day in the life of this poor sap. One Shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
In the Eye of the Tiger by Ameliebabie reviews
Leah Townsend is on the run.And in serious danger.Desperate,she finds herself in the hands of a spy who is as dangerous as they come.Has she jumped from the frying pan into the fire?R&R!Thanx PLS READ MY UPDATE ON CHAP 30 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS STORY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2003
Nameless Woman's World by svonnah-la-fay reviews
The classic Female-Domination story: Finished In a world controlled by women, one young woman must overcome societal barriers as she grows closer to her new, abused slave, a romance that will eventually lead to world revolution
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
What He Meant by “Press Send” was “I Love You” by Aurette reviews
Jonah O'Mara knew he was doomed when his law partner's daughter started working at the office... and wouldn't stop bugging him to show her how to use the fax machine. To Feel the Sun companion one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
One Year Stand by shootingfallingstar reviews
After a chain of commitment-phobic boyfriends, Jessica decides to have a no strings attached, no commitment necessary, one night stand. Then she decides to have another, and another. The problem is, its with the same man.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,435 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Just Like A Fruitcake by holiday road reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Let Go by jammay reviews
I'm Dylan Lee. I owned lands, properties and even people. I couldn’t just show that I wanted to run away, that a woman had altered my priorities, and that next to Kayla was where I wanted to be every minute of my life. Real men didn't cry. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Lollygag by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
. word of the day series One Shot. Ben delivered a gym membership to her house. Lucy, the I've-never-exercised-in-my-life girl, pretended to not be home. A match made in heaven?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Scorpion and Sandman by GryphonFledglingOfSilverWings reviews
She is a noble who can't survive on her own. He is a fighter, born and bred to die in the arena. She becomes his weakness. He becomes the strength she never had. NaNo '08!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,046 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
CanisLupus by canislupus7 reviews
Werewolves are hostile, aggressive, and all together control freaks. I am seen as a child in their eyes, even though I'm almost an adult in the pack laws. They want to protect me when I can take care of myself. Will I show them or prove them right?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,104 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Firefly by BlaikeD reviews
Sequel to Dream Catcher. Shikimiyanakatari Djza never really got his story told, and his future was never revealed. Until now. Come for an inside look at the mind of Zurahbi's greatest warrior. MF MATURE. COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,615 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Dream Catcher by BlaikeD reviews
Having been forced into the strange new world he calls home, Miana must attempt to make do with what she has been given: his home, his bed, and his interest. But what if that isn't enough? May I introduce the plague that is the human condition. MF Mature
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,646 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Winged by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
We landed on the grass near the forest, his arms still tight around me. His breath had been hot on my cheeks. “Lucan”, he had said. “My name is Lucan”. And then he flew away. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,953 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Of Boundaries and Pranks: A Love Story by PeculiarMuse reviews
What’s a guy to do when being friends is just not enough anymore? Be confused and notice things he never did before, that’s what. And hope it will soon end, so his life would make sense again. Sadly, life’s not cooperating. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Corpseless Death by A. Hibert reviews
Someone has been murdered, and the murderer aprehended. But where is the corpse? And who was murdered if no one is missing?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Depressing Poetry by Leucrotta reviews
I wrote this quickly, so it's not very good. Please read it, though, and take its message to heart. And yes, I know I used the same word twice.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
The Parting Exchange by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. They've been through a lot—losing their souls, losing their loved ones, losing their memories. . . but in the end, they couldn't have been more different ficathon challenge 19 .
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
A Revolution Passed Its Time by Sykes reviews
Because any story involving a foreign mercenary syndicate and lifethreatening shootouts is sure to inspire a little suspicion... But he shows you things to make you believe, like old battle scars you didn’t see, only felt, in the darkness of a bedroom.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by AtlanticHart reviews
If there was one thing Jane didn't have, it was good luck. So when a bumbling police officer keeps bringing her together with a man she had made a lessthanperfect first impression on, it could only go downhill from there. Right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,749 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Fear Not the Wolves by Arianna Wings reviews
COMPLETE The first daughter ever born into the tribe of the Wolves, Bryony struggled all her life to keep up with her clan brothers. The gods have other plans, however; plans that draw her away from her secluded warrior tribe.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 109,724 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 10/18/2003
The Killing Stroke by Calenheniel reviews
He was a murderer...yet I watched his every move in awe, drawn in by those cold, beautiful blue eyes... COMPLETE! Please R&R.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,918 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Ang Ganda ng Kalikasan by distantorigin reviews
Marami tayong hindi napapansin tungkol sa kalikasan.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - Filipino - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2005
Glasses and Garters by Rhunt reviews
Complete Western Romance Nicolette Beldin was considered a tomboy, as she worked with her father on his ranch. Everything changed one dark night, and now she is looking for revenge... but may find love in an outlaw.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,416 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
Interrogame by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. He had created the game because he believed that love had to be won. . . nine pawns, two players, one winner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
The Blue Sun by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. The sun is blue, and while everyone else is outside, looking up at the sun, we're sitting inside your room doing. . . homework." "Stop trying to get out of doing work, Teret." one-shot
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
If Only by mskitsune reviews
[sighs] something that popped in my head while i was thinking of someone. i hate having crushes.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2003
My Conversation With A Psychiatrist by T.J. Strauss reviews
Ummm... This is just something I came up with when I got bored. It's a completely hypothetical conversation between myself and a psychiatrist. You probably have something better to do than read this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2002 - Published: 7/14/2002
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It's nothing, but honestly
It wasn't the air nor gravity, But the thought of being with you that clung to me. It's funny how it gets to me, It's nothing but honesty. Inspired by 'Alone Again' by Blue skies.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Dispicable
Self disgust thing. Wrote it when i was being all bichy and pessimistic.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Lover's Love
Sounds 'cliche' but its kinda abusive.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Bloody Memories
Doesn't envolve blood really. But in the end she does kill him. Or herself. Insanity.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Bottom of Everything
Seclusion.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Breathlessly Catching reviews
Horrid sleeping beauty, weave a tale of ingenuity... [oneshot]
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
The Wind Beneath My Wings
The death of a superficial beloved.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
It
Random thoughts sort of, but the same lighthearted meaning. Facades.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Your Final End
Feeling at the time: probably all angsty and stuff.About..well death. Not sure if suicidal though..
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Daily Dosage reviews
Mentally speaking.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Crowing Lies
I guess I was feeling cynical...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Love Nothing
Original title was 'Twisted Blankets'. About a girl...who's eventually damned.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Smokin passion
Taking a smoke, and thoughts that openly provoked..
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
The game reviews
Rock, paper, scissors...all but a silly game.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007