Quadrophenia
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Joined 03-25-07, id: 561491
Author has written 8 stories for Life, Love, General, School, and Romance.

I have the same name as a Communist dictator (No, it's not Mao. Or Stalin.)

I'm a poetry nerd and new to story writing, so constructive criticism is more than appreciated.

I AM A COMPULSIVE STORY EDITOR

"Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae."

-Kurt Vonnegut (RIP)

The Ballad of... is currently on hold because I don't have the outline with me while I am stuck here on vacation on the other side of the globe. : (

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Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 123,950 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/29/2006
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Snippets by squiggle-line reviews
He's a self-proclaimed videogame freak. She thinks the library is her second home. Together, they're going to take over the world...er...right after he figures out what she did with his box of cereal...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,424 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 8/9/2005
Biting my Tongue by Renfields Syndrome reviews
Luke smiled wistfully. "Remember when you were little and you were afraid of all of the things that go bump in the night?" I stared at him for a moment. "I guess," I mumbled. "Well," I could swear two teeth caught the light. "Now you're one of them."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,753 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Quest for the Quiche by invisible.writer reviews
We've all read it, heard it, been there, done that but I am still looking for my cliche, and I will leave no rock unturned, no tree uprooted until I find mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Confessions of a 'That Girl' by adio kalinihta reviews
Annie Durham is inexpressibly, irreverently, and irreparably a ‘that girl’. Massive rewrite of Your Daily Catastrophes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006
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Bitterflies
A short story about disillusioned love and growing up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Snow reviews
A poem about image-obsession, and how it affects nature
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
A Congealed Glass Window reviews
Eye contact with an attractive stranger. My attempt at a very abstract poem. I need help! Tell me if it's unclear..
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Musician Moving Out reviews
A poem I wrote about a neighbor moving out due to unbearable rent
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Book of Numbers reviews
Competition in a class of cheaters and overrachievers.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
The Clay Salesman
A short story about an indigent who breaks the borders of his life, set in Rome.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
High Tides
Bitter resentment is the best way to put it..
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
A Critical Analysis of the New York Metro reviews
I really think the subway is brilliant.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete