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Joined 03-26-07, id: 561583, Profile Updated: 07-23-10
Author has written 19 stories for Young Adult, Love, War, General, Fantasy, Friendship, Life, and Haiku.

so, yeah.

20 swf seeking
siamese cat-eyed bastard.
masochists needn't apply.

gummi octopus addict.
in love with icarus & our lady of guadalupe.
i try & see in colors like seventies cinema.
grew up sandy-haired in southern california.
i like red flavors & am currently seeking
boys with an affinity for blue gatorade,
aquariums & corduroy & secrets & me.

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So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,651 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Shooting From the Hip by cu-kid reviews
She fell in love with him the minute she saw him. No. That wasn't true. She hated him the instant he opened his mouth. That, at least, might have been a little more accurate. For the most part, anyway...*Judge's Pick Best Drama, SKoW Round 12
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,014 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 9/25/2009
Phantom Heart Syndrome by aprilsunshine reviews
Owen makes up for a missing arm with a healthy serving of spite and sarcasm. And as irreverent and uncompromising as he may be, he might be Quinn's best alternative to her rash of dead end jobs, psychiatric medications, and unhealthy relationships.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,308 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/11/2010
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Suddenly Slowly by ithinkimae reviews
"I think I love you, Hal." He said lackadaisically. I pushed his hands off my shoulders. I couldn't listen to his nonsense and it didn't help that I let him act this way with me. "You need help Gavin. Plus, you're drunk." This was too much for a girl to handle so late at night.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,452 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/15/2005
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3031 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
to the boy with artist's hands by CuriousContradiction reviews
from the girl with dreamer's eyes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2010
Above the Influence by iBrandi reviews
SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4045 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
From: Facebook by speakeasy-love
TRANSLATED From: a boy who can't stop. do not read
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Complete
Sunny Mr Finnigan by iBrandi reviews
Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Breaking Brian Deacon by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Letters to You by Kendal reviews
The last time she'd talked to him, he was wearing a coconut bra, a grass skirt, and more makeup than a Las Vegas prostitute. Peyton Schulyer could only wonder at the intricacies of Fate that left her cryptography partners with Jordan Cross.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Die, Everyone's Doing It by Euphorialie reviews
REMOVED. He was gasoline, I was spark, and together we set the world on fire. And that's only a partial metaphor. Think of all the trouble you can get into when you don't believe in anything and then strike a match.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Abide With Me by Myrika reviews
Sheltered by her family's wealth, Mia McKinley was happy. But when she discovers her grandmother might still be alive, her cocooned life is shattered. Now, with the help of two boys, she must find out what she really wants. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Why Not to Date a Greek God by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
It's funny how the smallest things turn your life around. But nothing—especially people—is ever what you expect. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Sex Scene with Jamie Lynn by Faithless Juliet reviews
Jamie Lynn Spears sixteen and pregnant. 'An infant sucking from its mothers infancy.'
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
A Romantic's Philosophy by multiples of six reviews
Drink often, and in large amounts.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
How I Lost Sal Paradise by the big sleep reviews
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Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007
instrumentals on mute by dollface and her cancer reviews
forget romeo & juliet, let's be bonnie & clyde.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
The Quiet Things No One Ever Knows by Margot Tenenbaum reviews
I'm subtle like a lion's cage, such a cautious display.[Drabble]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
There Are No Faces Here by feverdog reviews
fast.reckless.beautiful. faceless.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
off season by dollface and her cancer reviews
every word i speak, i call a lie.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2006
Dear Leaf by perdita's kiss reviews
"Leaf," she whispers. "Leaf, what's wrong" Leaf says nothing and turns a way in a flourish of green and gold and rustles and crackly dry autumn murmurs.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 10/24/2005
Waif by Choke on this reviews
i fell for stoners when i was thirteen R&R
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2006
Girl Contraband by dollface and her cancer reviews
sex, drugs, and one more cliche. some girls are born cheshire.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005
Seasons by oh.augustine reviews
We lived like Bohemians.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
and learned by after-sex cigarette reviews
she & he, they & them, no one understands like pain does. like the way a touch of lips can leave her afraid and leave him happy.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005
Angel by dollface and her cancer reviews
Prostitutes, drug dealers, and revenge. Who says good girls can't be bad?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,417 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Complete
Identity Disturbance by Shampoo Suicide reviews
Ivy's adventures in personality disorders, anorexic best friends, closeted gay boys, dysfunction and all around awesomeness.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,913 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/30/2005 - Published: 3/3/2004
Glitter Boy by breakdown in the waiting room reviews
The rhyming, (she thinks unrequited) love of a girl for her gay best friend. Self-centered, certainly; but that is the nature of grief and, sometimes, love.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/18/2004
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welcome to the freakshow reviews
please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times for your own safety. this is the business of losing your mind.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
high, cool reviews
en haiku/in progress. something like a series.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010
something new
maybe self-improvement isn't the answer. maybe self-destruction is the answer.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
magician, it is always so easy for you reviews
you're all show.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
i wanna be your dog reviews
who says masochism can't be fun?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
you have lived so brightly reviews
i am still so sorry.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
see: escape reviews
we kept so many secrets.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
The Anarchy Boy Chronicles
a two-part study of: haven't i grown out of this yet? the ink stains on your sheets haunt me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
wlecome to the jungle reviews
with him, it's supersonic orange crush LA mornings; too much sunshine and skate-stiff knees.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
bottle rockets reviews
whisper. bang.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
I'd Rather Eat Glass reviews
The Kinks are playing now and I vaguely consider feeling nostalgia for good old days I never had but I decide against it, because really it’s overwhelmingly hot and besides, I’m not out of morphine yet.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008
sleeping beauty sunrise cliff dive reviews
pink bubbles pop
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
guilt by dissociation reviews
, this is how the modern stay scared
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
milk of amnesia reviews
they held hands while their sweat fell like unavoidable consequences--
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
glamorama dramarama reviews
if someone tells you this is a love poem, don't believe it. my words are always dressed in lace and false compliments, you nitroglycerin pixieboy
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
daffodil lament reviews
her eyes look like the plastic kind.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
The Animal Game reviews
nonfiction pulp fiction for the broken record cocaine boy i don't know anymore
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
anonymous youtube covers by beautiful boys reviews
you and me and our blank unfillable pages and our elevator prozac and even the broken buddha is ours.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
You'd Kill Me If You Knew I Was Writing This reviews
for those girls those glittery girls who shine but do not sparkle.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete