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Joined 03-27-07, id: 561745, Profile Updated: 03-22-12
Author has written 3 stories for Romance.
I'm a twenty-something English major living just outside of L.A. I might also be slightly insane... March 22, 2012: I'm sure this will surprise most of you, but I'm actually not dead. Nor have I given up on writing, even if it's been so long since I updated that most of you have probably stopped expecting anything anyway. I'm just way busy. I'm working two jobs, going to school full time, raising my baby sister, remodelling my house myself...whether or not my head implodes from stress, I just haven't had time for anything not necessary for survival. Just do me a favor and keep nagging for updates! STORY PROGRESS: I Blame the Llamas: Chapter 10-30% completed. My Stalker's Name is Bubba: Chapter 5--20% completed. In My Defense: Chapter 3--60% completed.
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Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,598 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 11/2/2004
Project Goddess by Kitzophrenic reviews
"It'd be funny, really, if not for the fact that they're all trying to kill me." Mirei makes her own brand of blissful ignorance, while Maiku prefers to steal the souls of the ignorantly blissful. They meet. Psychosis, violence, and a certain undesirable desire ensue, and now they can't go their separate ways, even if they wanted to.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,100 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 4/4/2003
Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 123,859 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/29/2006
On the Way to Ever After: Ivy and Miguel Tell All by Moira Inori reviews
He's thirteen and doesn't act like it. She's twenty and doesn't look it. An interview of two unusual people in a relationship that shouldn't have worked. Visit the story's website at onthewaytoeverafter dot weebly dot com to see some photos and the story's soundtrack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 217,176 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/25/2007
Tangled by Em Wolf reviews
Attracting, repelling, and colliding; their chemistry, to say the least, was explosive. Strangely enough, it wasn't with Tess's would-be boyfriend, but his asshole of a best friend, who is intent on keeping them apart. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,923 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 9/16/2005
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4193 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Second chances by Eve Lindsey reviews
Five years ago happiness was mine, simple and easy. His name was John and we were going to live happily ever after.. Now, commitment phobic and unhappy, I have to go back and confront a past I thought I had left behind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,892 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 11/29/2008
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Pull of Destiny by hotcheri reviews
[REMOVED! SEE AUTHORS NOTE INSIDE] This is a story about a rich boy who thought he had everything, a poor girl from the gutter who had to work for whatever she got, and how they found all they ever wanted and more - with each other. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Sabotage by Mardy Bum reviews
They were untouchable. The seven deadly sins of her school had destroyed her brother. Now, she was out to destroy them. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,683 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Pseudocliché by xoxluurve reviews
ONESHOT. What's the cut-off gap where a girl is allowed to like someone younger than herself without losing her mind over it? Never mind. Amelia was pretty much doomed from the moment he said hello.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Complete
Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,919 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,011 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Experiment Thirteen by Equilibrium reviews
He was the enemy's greatest creation. Their deadliest weapon. Too bad they never expected him to fall into the hands of an unsuspecting teenage girl... who, incidentally, has no idea what to do with him. -SKoW Most Creative Plot Award Nominee!-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,304 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2007
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3030 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
The Glass Slipper by CoffeeBreak reviews
After accidentally becoming a contestant on a dating show, Kate finds herself succumbing to the bachelor's irresistible charm. When competition turns ugly, she learns that true love is not the only thing at stake...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,783 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 12/26/2007
Living Next Door by Jenecis reviews
He’s HOT, RICH and super SEXY. Josh Mitchells is the epitome of perfection. Girls worship him and guys envy his popularity. The only problem: he’s my next door neighbor. CHAPTER 9 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,500 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2005
The New Year by bacchanalianromance reviews
My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
One for the Books by Lyssa O reviews
Lucy isn't in love with her boyfriend. But she does have a crush on the guy who got her pregnant. Who doesn't know he did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,553 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/22/2007
When Time Sleeps by temblance reviews
The true story of Sleeping Beauty, told by her Fairy guardian: The one who knew Sleeping Beauty would have been better off dead...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 6/8/2005
Pathetic Obsessive Girls Anonymous by elisefey reviews
Twelve steps to dating a pop star.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2006
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
Best Served Cold by aprilsunshine reviews
Michael, star Hollywood actor, has grown on me despite high maintenance coffee orders, unparalleled arrogance and irritating persistence. Grown on me in the fungal, cancerous kind of way love does. Not to admit I'm in love with him but... I might be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 74,234 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 10/25/2006
Project Ashley by ice-cold-pepsi reviews
He wanted my best friend to fall in love with him so he sought my help. Then why, may I ask, does he pay more attention to me than to her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 4/9/2007
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4045 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
In the Eye of the Tiger by Ameliebabie reviews
Leah Townsend is on the run.And in serious danger.Desperate,she finds herself in the hands of a spy who is as dangerous as they come.Has she jumped from the frying pan into the fire?R&R!Thanx PLS READ MY UPDATE ON CHAP 30 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS STORY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2003
Shades of Fire by lovely-lonely reviews
So I ended up choosing the mysterious boy from the bookstore as my writing subject. He has no clue I’m observing him. But for the record, I am not stalking him, I swear – even if he thinks differently. I mean, jeez, what a jerk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,705 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
My Wonderful Life by Complicated Addiction reviews
COMPLETE! He's the jackass of my high school. The richest, the most arrogant egotistical guy I have ever met... My house burnt down and now I'm living with him. Someone shoot HIM please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Don't Make A Scene by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. There are loads of things out there I'm not exactly fond of. For example: string beans, getting up early, doing homework, and Ryan Bradley. He was number one on my list. And he was trouble.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Breaking Brian Deacon by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4208 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Illusoire by Kendal reviews
Teagan Calder doesn't believe in soulmates. They're just a myth propagated by the Council, another way to pretend humans aren't inferior. And if hers finds out what she is, it's more than just a headache -- it's a death sentence. DISCONTINUED.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Start Back At Start by Whacktastic reviews
Kelsey's mother marries a rich loser and her life falls apart. She is forced to move, leave the friend she loves, and is left alone with the attractive, bitter boy working in the kitchen that refuses to tell her his name & argues with her about breakfast.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,856 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/8/2007
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
December Heroes and Schoolyard Ghosts by fairies and snapple reviews
He just wants her to pose as a nun, and it wouldn’t hurt if she had more thoughts in her head than colors in her hair. She just wants that damn anal-retentive ghost out of her room. And her younger brother just can't choose between psycho and disaster.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,401 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Meet the Sheldricks by Quill-and-Blood reviews
When you have a crazy, rather insane family, introducing them to the person of your dreams isn’t the smartest idea. Too bad my siblings never actually give me a choice. -One Shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
What I Last Expected by Hug a Tree reviews
Tristian Smith is incredibly fortunate to have her older brother and his best friend. After all, they're all she has. But when a new kid shows up at school, everything gets turned upside down. Maybe things weren't what they seemed all those years...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,930 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/22/2006
Losing it All by unlikely.story reviews
She thinks she lost her cell phone, everyone else thinks she lost her virginity, and the guy thought to be responsible for her 'deflowering' has no problem adding fuel to the fire.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
Shift by TheDarkScribe reviews
Casey has a special talent that she never knew she had. Unfortunately, she's not the only one that knows about it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,102 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Legend of the Laundromat Queen by invisible.writer reviews
The Laundromat Queen was rumored to know everything. Well, at least how to woo the girl of ones dreams. Instead he found himself chasing the wrong girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/18/2005
Dangerous Game by Crazy Talk reviews
You should never play poker with a demon. More to the point, you should never play strip poker with a demon. Matter of fact, don't play strip anything with a demon. You'll lose every time.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Just Full of Bad Ideas by its.Nothing.Special reviews
It wasn't my fault he looked like Paul Walker. And so you must understand, dear reader, that the succeeding events were also completely out of my hands. And that includes my sitting right next to him and naming him Bing. Well. He called me a loser first.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,798 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007
Turbulence by sunshinedoll reviews
Note to self: If you hate flying, don’t sit next to a ridiculous cute boy with a hitched smile, a freckled face, and an obnoxious laugh… especially if it’s a boy you dropped a suitcase on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love by White Rabbit Tale reviews
Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,466 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Your Definition of Love by gum is yum reviews
Jaelynn Simmons asks Bryce, her brother’s best friend, to help her become popular to get Adam’s attention. Why? Well, she’s been in love with Adam for forever, she’s tired of watching from the sidelines, and she's willing to do whatever it takes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,869 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2005
Pwned by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So maybe my best friend chose his girlfriend over me, and maybe he only remembered my birthday a week after it had passed. The scrap of paper on my locker said: "I R SORRY." How could I stay mad at a boy who apologized like that? Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Seizing the Sky by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. “You will learn to smile as you kill.” How do you trust someone who captured you—someone who betrays your senses, commands your enemies, and talks in riddles? Well, by having no other choice. ficathon challenge o4
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Bleh You Suck by Drallimer reviews
So there I was, standing on the front porch, in bright yellow sweat pants with frogs all over them, having a yelling match with him, the most wanted guy in school, and my little cousin comes up behind me and pantses me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,488 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007
I Kind Of Lose My Mind by Jessi 'Pixie' Watson reviews
So I was wrong. I am crazy, and I don’t hate him. I love him, but that happens sometimes: me being wrong. I mean, I thought boarding school would be boring. FULL TITLE: Cause when you’re standing oh so near, I kind of lose my mind. sequel to SHE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,740 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness by The Cheerio reviews
ON HOLD/ Kendrenae Johnson is just a girl with a tiny cheese obsession, who wants only to live her life. She's has no romantic experience whatsoever and she's definiatly not going to change that. That is...until the cheese murderer wants to be her prince
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,310 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007
The Dorky Idea by found.eventually reviews
“Let me guess,” Sam said into the intercom after a while, “You’re the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.”“Close enough,” He answered,“Only I’m six-foot tall, I don’t have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing."one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Going Down by shewhispers reviews
Twelve years ago Hetty's kindergarten marriage to Theo Ryan was rudely ended by his best friend Bane. Now she's trying to decide who she has to stay away from more: Theo, the silent god of their high school or Bane, his mean, charming right hand man.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,943 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Rag Doll by twitched reviews
On hold. Kit's not having a good summer. Her aunt died and her mother's marrying the walking cure for insomnia. Things couldn't get worse… until Andrew reappears, set on winning Kit back after breaking her heart two years earlier.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,630 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007
She is the only one in my eyes, my heart, my soul by Jessi 'Pixie' Watson reviews
I hate him! He's so annoying, except i like his eyes. it doesn't help that our sex crazed mothers are best friends AND that we're next door neighbours. so I'm playing matchmaker for him. AND I'M NOT CRAZY! Imaginary friends, OCDs and tempers are normal.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,981 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
Save the Cheerleader by lillypad-hopper reviews
Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and lame and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Sweet Music by CK Shorty reviews
[COMPLETE! EPILOGUE IS NOW UP!]We all have that song that makes us think of that special person.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,676 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Catch You by Kendal reviews
The first time she met him, she wondered if it was possible to die of embarrassment. The second time, shame quickly turned into amusement. After that, what was left to worry about? Oh, right. Figuring out what the heck he wanted. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
All Play and No Work by twitched reviews
Blair and Matt haven't got along since her brother befriended him. Now it's six years on and Blair is refusing to do any of her schoolwork. When Matt's hired to tutor her, secrets Blair never wanted anyone to know start emerging, but will anything change?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,712 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Complete
Not So Perfect by ALY55A reviews
A hot, but oblivious idiot, a perfect Barbie sister, a jock brother, and a crazy best friend. Throw in overalls, a fat penguin, and an underaged admirer and you've just about got Jamie's not so perfect life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,099 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007
Roomates and Boys by popsickle reviews
Hi, my name is Vienna, and I'm currently rooming with my best friend's older brother. I need to save money, and he just needs a roommate. He's hot, I'm just plain, he's smart and I'm a waitress he's a philanderer and I've never quite had a boyfriend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,913 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006
You Are Excused by its.Nothing.Special reviews
He wanted to take her to prom. Oh, but she'd be, uhh, peeing that whole night. Marry him? Erm, her dog ate her homework . . . maybe next time. One amused, determined hottie, one girl with her lame excuses, and one clumsy road to romance. On hiatus.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,995 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
Accidentally in Love by InspiredByAKiss reviews
They say that when someone dies, it affects everything. After the mother of her best friend commits suicide and his brother moves in with her family, Faith Montgomery is going to experience just exactly how true that statement is. [on hiatus]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,201 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006
Subtle Changes by SimplyPink reviews
Throughout their lives, Aubrianne and Brent have been stereotyped as the naive cheerleader and the quiet rebel. Yet, they have been inseparable since kindergarten. Now that they're beginning their adult lives, unexpected changes enter their friendship.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,789 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Three's One Two Many by EeeNAce reviews
She grew up in the Darling Estate alongside the flawless Darling twins. After six years of separation, they are back in her life as sexy, organic, pure alphamales. Hell runs loose, but as they say, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,648 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
Being Dead Makes Me Act Weird by something to prove reviews
That was the first thing I became aware of after I died, that the apartment I haunt is occupied... by a man. He is gorgegous. And he sleeps naked. [Rating to be changed to M later]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007
Typical, I wish by Bottled reviews
She was a nobody, he was the most popular guy... yet somehow love found them together...' Sound familiar? Well, I'm obsessed with those stories, and would die to be one of those girls. But when my love story did begin, I found it to be... quite different.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,520 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 6/22/2005
Confessions of a 'That Girl' by adio kalinihta reviews
Annie Durham is inexpressibly, irreverently, and irreparably a ‘that girl’. Massive rewrite of Your Daily Catastrophes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
The Demon That Loves Me by Miss Katherine reviews
Kenmei was just a young woman who was paranoid beyond moral help. Then she met Kyou, a dangerously seductive Demon who pledges his eternal love to her. Now she takes twice the medication.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,401 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 1/5/2003
The Contract II by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. Katlyn's finally free. . . but freedom comes with a price, and along with that, how long will it last? sequel to The Contract
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
S E X and Other Words of Love by recreated reviews
I said the word 'sex' and he thought I was cool. But we were just seven and I doubt saying anything now could make him notice me at all. {Complete}
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,548 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6862 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Quirks Among the Orderly by Nickety reviews
It's back! Nobody's beat the ambitious Natti on an exam – until new kid Zachary arrives and sparks a rivalry. Now not only is he trying to befriend her, his interest in her is dragging the previous-nobody into trouble, popularity, and - love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004
Hollywood Fairytale by Flawless Storm reviews
When Kiernan Maitland went missing, it was up to me to find him. Me... find an actor who is known to be terrifying, both on and off the screen. How would I know that finding him would set off my own Hollywood fairytale. Short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Complete
The Crimson Shadow by Ailleann reviews
Another take on Persephone's abduction and her marriage to Hades.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,267 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 2/23/2004
All About You by Melody1 reviews
Popular Devon meets and uses innocent Sophie to get his exgirlfriend back. But after it's all done, does he get who he really wants? THE CONTINUATION HAS BEEN MOVED TO A SEPARATE DOCUMENT see my profile Please Read and Review. I'd really appreciate it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 184,953 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Complete
Sing to Me by Kayli reviews
FINISHED! Liesl's senior year was supposed to be awesome. Her best friend was moving close to her again, she had the lead role in the school play and she finally got her crush's attention. So why can't she stop thinking about her best friend's brother?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,546 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/27/2002 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Complete
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In My Defense reviews
In my defense, I really thought my roommate was gay. Until he said he wasn't. And that he was in love with me. Somebody please shoot me?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010
I Blame the Llamas reviews
I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if it is real, Christian is SO gonna be some type of fungus in the next life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,957 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 8/13/2007
My Stalker's Name is Bubba reviews
Rachel has always been a little different, but when an invisible boy announces that she only has six months to live, "crazy" takes on a whole new meaning.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008