S.V Howard
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Joined 04-01-07, id: 562319, Profile Updated: 01-23-13
Author has written 6 stories for General, Humor, and Life.

Welcome to my tricked-out profile page. Ain't she a beaut?

I'm an English major at the University of North Carolina in Wilmington, with a minor in Spanish. I'm a proud member of Sigma Tau Delta and Tau Sigma. I hate writing and reading and I'm just kidding otherwise I'd definitely be on the wrong site.

My favorite stories are Jane Eyre, The Chronicles of Narnia, and The Duchess of Malfi. Of course, there are about a million and twenty-seven more than that, but they're the first that jump into my mind.

I despise prescriptive language use, to an extent, and itch-grieve at the idea of people who dislike learning. Who else is with me?

Thanks for taking the time to drop by. I hope you have an excellent day.

-SVH

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Beloved Damnation by Countess of the Spires reviews
The fear of spiritual decay. Critique welcome!
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Cult Classic by Countess of the Spires reviews
Shockrock is an endangered species, and they live to keep it alive. Too bad only one of them is hardcore about it. . . For Sarah.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007
Casket Case by Countess of the Spires reviews
The only problem with wanting to work in the field of funeral sciences is that guys tend to steer clear of you. . .
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
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Loud Men
For anyone who has dared to smile. For anyone who has been abused. For anyone and for everyone.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Complete
Kay reviews
"Was the body burned to ash?/ Was it buried deep in ground?" A short poem on death. Pure fiction: please feel free to comment and critique.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Complete
Borborygmus reviews
Purposefully written to be the worst poem ever created. Try writing your own in order to better your poetry skills.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
Consumerism
When you have promise, should you hold to it? Or do you abandon it for the sake of money?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
A Decade of Disgust reviews
Tens years of his complaints. One-hundred and twenty months of his self-pity. An entire decade subjected to my disgust. Written for study of emotion. Critique encouraged.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
Michael reviews
Recovering from an illness, he sits with his twin brother, Gabriel, as their mother prepares for her latest conquest. Intense criticism is highly encouraged.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete