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Author has written 14 stories for Humor, Supernatural, Life, General, Romance, Love, Fantasy, and General.

I love writning. It helps me escape into my own little world where things always go the way I don't want them to and everyone is blissfully unaware...oh wait a second...that's reality...hang on a minute...Ignore that...

My poetry is what I write to bridge the gap in my stories( which is generally when the plot bunny escapes its cage and I don't feel like chasing it...)

I don't come up with my characters out of nowhere. They live out their lives in my mind and I act as their biographer. I cannot make them do anything, they just ignore me and won't take the assistance of any plot bunny that I throw their way. So I write what I see and sometimes it turns out right and sometimes it doesn't, but people have free will so who am I to judge?

"I am the shadow that stalks the day, a lone..." The door opens, my mother enters, turning on the light.

"Hon, why are you sitting here in the dark?" She thinks I'm crazy...I'm not though! I swear it!

"Mommmm...go away! I'm entrancing the populace!" Shoves mother out of the room and turns light back off and continues "I can teach you to bottle fame and, wait, this isn't my monologue! Damnit!"

Things I've said:

"When your world turns upside down, do a hand stand and all will be well...Until the blood rushes to your head and you fall over...But if you're lucky, you'll always have someone there to catch you."

"Whatever floats your boat will likely inspire others to sink it"

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That is Deck my plot bunny for "Utterly Deceptive Twaddle Speak"

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This one is Betch she's the plot bunny of "Lovely, innit?"

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The Slave of Heaven Book One by RyAnn Leigh reviews
Chapters deleted as I work on the book for publication. Will update when I finally sell this thing!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/4/2022 - Published: 1/26/2009
Yes Sir! I am a Girl! by stephy151 reviews
The last place Lily thought she would find herself would be an all boys military academy, but after the sudden death of her parents, she finds herself right in the middle of the testosterone drivin student body. Can one boy capture her heart or destroy it
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 11/28/2006
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,342 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
To Feel the Sun by Aurette reviews
When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Phone Calls From A Rock Star by RockFan reviews
Currently available - email me
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Project Ashley by ice-cold-pepsi reviews
He wanted my best friend to fall in love with him so he sought my help. Then why, may I ask, does he pay more attention to me than to her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 4/9/2007
Sweet Revenge by Sonadora104 reviews
It was the perfect opportunity, the enemy's daughter in his house. He just never thought that seeking revenge, he would find love. Removed for editing - Sorry!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Í Nærveru Sálar by ShockinglySweet reviews
Some people can do stuff that others can't. Like touch their nose with their tongue. Antoinette lives in a world where things are a bit grander than that, but even there - amongst those who can't really be considered human - there's always someone special
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,119 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
What Love Truly Is by PanicAttack757 reviews
Sequel to My Rock Star Cousin 14 years after the love of her life leaves, Annabel runs into him again. Both have changed in many ways. Was there love for real? Can they make things work? Or is it too late?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 5/23/2007
That? I Know For Sure by Evil Kittens Unite reviews
I see his eyes open. "Hey, Noel," he says, his voice languid. I wonder if he thinks it's creepy that I'm watching him sleep."Hey, you," I say. He lifts an arm and puts it around my waist pulling me down on top of him. And I STILL don't know his name.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,159 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
The Night's StarCrossed Story by Cirya reviews
Melinda's life is an average life...minus the fact that she is a vampire...and that a werewolf has found her...and that werewolves and vampires don't mix...and this werewolf will not leave her alone.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008
Bedlam in Beverly Hills by AfterPartyFiasco reviews
From the moment Jake and Elle met each other, fireworks of hate exploded. Then, when something tries to threaten their friendship with a mutual friend, they’re forced to join forces and work together. How long can they actually last hating each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,465 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Much Better by JD Allen reviews
She was used to being unnoticed, that was nothing new. But when the mystery boy at school starts paying a shocking amount of attention to her, she's not quite sure what to do. Believe it? Deny it? Surely he couldn't really be into her...could he? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Letters to You by Kendal reviews
The last time she'd talked to him, he was wearing a coconut bra, a grass skirt, and more makeup than a Las Vegas prostitute. Peyton Schulyer could only wonder at the intricacies of Fate that left her cryptography partners with Jordan Cross.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Crossing the Line by HJWynne reviews
While investigating a turn-of-the-century mansion, paranormal investigator Paige Mathers encounters something far more intriguing than ghosts in the form of fellow investigator Liam O'Connelly.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Free Fallin' by no.puedo.vivir.sin.ti reviews
Devan McCoy could get any girl he wanted, and any that didn't want him, no matter how bad his attitude was. When Devan's life starts to fall apart, he has only one person he can turn to, but is she willing to help? Can her view of him really change?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 214,917 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/25/2006
Feels Like Home by Caught In A Simple Game reviews
Brodie Kyle was doing what she had wanted to do since high school: be a damn good journalist. Tristan West was quickly rising in a career of his own. One drunken night in LA pushes them to face their feelings like they wouldn't have imagined.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,402 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
On Any Day by Caught In A Simple Game reviews
Removed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Sweet Addiction: Just One Touch by HopelessDreamer07 reviews
He keeps ending up without a shirt on when around me. Why is that? And why is he trying to help make my boyfriend jealous when all he seems to care about is getting me in or on a bed with him? And I certainly don’t know why I’ve been kissing the jerk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,052 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007
Bain of My Existence: Ride Wild by thelovinspoonful reviews
The daughter of a wealthy farmer, Sandy is expected to be the town's little princess. But what if she doesn't want to be? What if she wants to ride horses, climb trees, and scrape up her knees like the boys instead?
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,005 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/8/2006
What a Pisser by YoursMarilyn reviews
He seemed to be following her everywhere and entirely bent on destroying her any way possible. Every time she saw him he either took her breath away or confused her. In the midst of two rival schools, this isn't going to end pretty.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,400 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/13/2007
On The Pitch by Contained Insanity reviews
It was a bad idea the minute he pressed her up against the wall; they were enemies. He played for Spain and she was the daughter of the England manager. Add a jealous ex, an ass of a manager and the opposition who were more like family. She was screwed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006
Hit or Miss by Someday-I-will-Understand reviews
For years, they unequivocally loathed one another. But then they found out that one hand washing the other benefited them both. And just like that, things began to change. And all it took was a band called Funk You & a broken camera. FIN.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,616 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Running away by ObliviousLady reviews
Sometimes, it's easier to run away, but Kennedy learned the hard way: the easy choice isn't always the right choice. Fortunately she was forced to run to Anderson Prep where she meets the guys that will change her life. But will she ever stop running?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,378 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Two Hearts by mtngrl85 reviews
Chapter 40 Kat finally calls Travis back. Will they kiss and make up or will Kat hold out longer?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 73,065 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 1/26/2007
The Tutoring Contract by pinkshades reviews
Tutoring's never been this complicated, thanks to Wes McDermott. He'll ignore you, then charm you. He'll insult you, then ask you out. With little studying going on, all Amy wants is for Wes to pick up a textbook ... before she murders him with it.DELETED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007
To Have and to Hold by jayanne reviews
Adam Maxwell, a millionaire Property developer has his sights on building a new five star hotel, But first he has to vacate a refuge for Homeless and Battered women who find themselves are at his mercy, which he seems to have little of. So Rachel Crosby,
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 77,025 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
La Vie En Rose by RosieLou reviews
Between banging her boss and banging her head Sabrina's life never has a moment free of embarrassment or pain. Then there's her boss' best friend who she loves to hate and never pictures naked...well... Chapter 16 Up! Wooo!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,440 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 3/4/2007
Life Is Made Up Of Interruptions by MsStockholmSyndrome reviews
After her split from Thayer, Natalie was heart broken. And when she is finally over him, she finds that somethings don't end how you want them to. And sometimes, that isn't so bad. Sequel to Life Is Like A Cement Trampoline.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,271 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
An Old Family Friend by lil.miss.sammi reviews
OK, I admit it. I'm in love with him... my Mum's best friend's son! Bad right? Worse. He's come to stay at my house for an entire month! And it doesn't help that he's an arrogant ass or the fact that my stepsister wants him too... Save me? R&R please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,742 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
The Sham by Austin B reviews
All she had to do was pretend to love him for a while, until her career got off the ground...that's all! Cal navigates a sham marriage, dodging nosy reporters and her slimy agent with the help of her ditzy sis and gay best pal. Complete!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
The Last Song by justanotherromantic reviews
COMPLETE! Megan Davis and Charlie Garrison, the two that fell in love, have come to the end of the high school road.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 39 - Words: 70,730 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Complete
Sun, Rhymes with Irony by Charmings reviews
I know my name actually rhymes with Jess, but why does this little girl believe her name rhymes with irony? What kind of messed up older brother tells his oddly pale little sister that?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,663 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
Forget the Second Mistletoe by delinquent-romantic reviews
Lily Mills is all grownup and eager to attend another wedding this Christmas. She wants her chance underneath the mistletoe too. But she's not close to experiencing that so...maybe she should just forget the mistletoe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,761 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Blood Kisses by the-asylum reviews
Damien. He said to me, Damien Blackmore... They're only in fairytales, right? The Prince Charming, the werewolves, the vicious vampires, freaking scary family wars, lies, and happy endings? No. Better yet, How the hell did I get into this? *REWRITE*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 144,633 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
The Beach House by BookWorm22202 reviews
Taylor's life is in danger, and the only people that can help her are two immature high school drop outs. Granted they're hot and mega rich, but that doesn't help Taylor. Now they're hiding out in their house on the beach, and time is running out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,766 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Sweet Music by CK Shorty reviews
[COMPLETE! EPILOGUE IS NOW UP!]We all have that song that makes us think of that special person.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,676 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Big Girls Don't Cry by Popokins reviews
Doctor Fairebanks is 30, a doctor, and living her life for the job. When a new patient enters her hospital and seems to heal from a serious wound in a few hours, she can't help but think something is odd. Like perhaps he isn't all he seems to be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,733 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
Lullaby Suicide by geekinthepink reviews
Emma Jasper is an aspiring model, currently working part time at both a bookstore and a sandwich shop, with looks to kill for and a heart of gold. She is in a relationship with established model Holt Fabian, which is...less than satisfying in more ways th
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,507 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007
Walls Apart by bangbangstartagain reviews
[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,951 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
There is More to me Than Meets the Eye by Avalon Mist reviews
So my ex boyfriend Jack THE jackass cheated on me with my former bestfriend. Revenge please?One problem, I'm a wallflower aka invisible, have two overprotective brothers and I stutter around cute guys. Okay, so that's more than one... A little help?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,230 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Pure Instinct by kittymobile reviews
COMPLETE: Kacie is a vampire. On the surface she's cold, an efficient killer. Will Jake, someone she sees beneath her interest, convince her to show her tender side? More importantly, together, will they defeat the corrupt vampire council?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,454 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Prince Charming, Prince Alarming by satokibi reviews
Evelyn's Prince Charming doesn't ride a horse he rides a pink tricycle. He also reads mens' magazines and smutty romance novels like Steamy Nights with a Stranger. After finding out, she tries to expose him, but...?[STORY COMPLETED, first parody up!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,876 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
When blood runs cold by stalkerlesson101 reviews
A girl makes a stupid error out of greed and is condemned by the one she loves to sleep for eternity only to be awoken, but by who? ANd just how long did she sleep for?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007
Crossroads of the Heart by SSC and F13 reviews
Raya Davies and Shayne O'Brien are best friends who live hundreds of miles away from each other, but one day, Raya gets a chance to see Shayne and takes it. Will they be more than just friends or will their relationship go further than that?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,396 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007
Hiding On The Station by Black-Haired-Beauty reviews
Running away from her life, Nurse Marley Brooks finds a job on a cattle station in southwest Queensland, looking after the boss who has a heart condition. She only went there to hide, not to fall head over heels for the boss’s ruggedly handsome son.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,981 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007
Second Arc: The Past Within by DarkBlysse reviews
Said to be the reincarnation of a goddess, she is exiled. While facing cruelty from others she can only wonder what importance does it have to be someone else's former self?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,821 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
A Quick Bite by The Burning Roses reviews
REMOVED. After being bitten by a vampire, Lexie Windham fears that her life is over...literally. Little does she know the twists that Fate has in store for her...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
My Rock Star Cousin by PanicAttack757 reviews
NAME CHANGED. used to be 'i hope i'm not dreaming' My dad told me my aunt was coming with my cousin and his band. But what he didn't tell me was that this band was my favorite band. Also, it doesn't help that the love of my life is in this band!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,554 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Three's One Two Many by EeeNAce reviews
She grew up in the Darling Estate alongside the flawless Darling twins. After six years of separation, they are back in her life as sexy, organic, pure alphamales. Hell runs loose, but as they say, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,648 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
Stuck on Planet Prep by BookWorm22202 reviews
Rae is forced to move in with her mom and new stepfamily. Her new stepsister hates her guts, her stepbrother's best friend is a total hottie and has a crush on her, she's captain of the BOY'S soccer team, and now she has to deal with a jealous excaptain.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,120 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
True Love is Never Easy by Tech-and-Magic reviews
Especially if your's is fighting you every step of the way. Brennan is a cold calculating player who even though loves her keeps her at arms length. Persy was not about to just let him get away though even if it meant fighting dirty. Bigger summery in pro
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,726 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
The Unsavoury Character by Whyte wolf reviews
Meet Lucilla Stapleton. Not the most ladylike person you've ever met. Dislikes balls and parties in general and is prone to dressing up like her nonexistent brother and fencing with strangers. And she is about to meet one of the rudest men in England.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,722 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
LunaSol by Celebros reviews
He should have killed the halfwitch when he had the chance. But he didn't, and now she's become a weapon for the vampires, who are bent on destroying every last witch to achieve domination. Paths must cross, sides must be chosen. The LunaSol must end.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 54,034 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Monkey Wrench by Anne Academy reviews
COMPLETE. After one late night phone call, a sarcastic bookworm is pulled into a mysterious underworld rife with intrigue and violence. One man's desperate quest for freedom and an ancestral legacy will lead her to secrets wrapped in blood.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,506 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Child of Death by RavenMoon013 reviews
The Spirit of Death has sired many over the ages. Of them all, she is his Eldest, she is his Favorite. She would love nothing more than to destroy her Siblings. Only a promise to her beloved Father stops her. Read and review, please!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,760 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/12/2005
The Pack by Aemilia reviews
Werewolves and stuff. Don't tell me you have something better to do than read this story. I know better. Complete.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,919 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
Under the First Mistletoe by delinquent-romantic reviews
Lizzie Daniels is dreading Christmas at home because everyone around her is happily married or happily in love. Unlike them, she’s never been in love. But all that just might change this Christmas...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Complete
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Utterly Deceptive Twaddle Speak reviews
This is a tale of... actually I'm not gonna tell you... Read PLEASE! I promise that there's a 50 50 chance you'll like it
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 7/8/2007
Romeo and Juliet For the Fail Love for the Win
This is a collection of poems and stories. They will range from tragic to romantic with an occasional romantic comedy thrown in.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Published: 10/8/2008
Screw You Romeo reviews
Read it. You'll understand. It needs no explanation.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Drowned reviews
I don't know why I wrote this. I don't know what I think of it. But I figured that someone out there would understand it.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/15/2008
Untitled As Yet reviews
Good versus Evil. Love. War. Hate. Family.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/7/2008
Lovely, innit? reviews
This is the story of a very odd girl, well woman really... She's an overstressed college student that ran over a celebrity...and is now being stalked by said celebrity...R&R!nd It is linked to Utterly Deceptive & takes place at the same time
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007
Raincloud of DOOM! DOOM I say! reviews
This story parodies life and fiction alike. No one I know of is spared, no prisoners taken...and no offense is meant. I shall tackle every cliche I know and beat the Mary Sue out of it! Don't think for a minute that anything is safe...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007
Grounded reviews
I am an Angel.And because no one truly understands my genius, I've been grounded...which means only one thing..Earth..eww..shudders... Tag along and watch as I attempt to live on Earth, Caution: This is random and often fluffy, There is a plot...somewhere
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007
Death By Chocolate reviews
Ahh, chocolate, my one true love! But ho! I am betrayed!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Being Homeless is like Hell, only colder reviews
This is the story of a homeless girl and her life. It'll be written as a series of one shots, please read and review! Remember: Reviews are Love!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2007
Attack of the Muffin Monsters! reviews
This is a little oneshot from the mind of a genius...ME! Anyway read it, you might like it...I hope...Reviews are love!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Apparently Fate Has Plans For Me Oh Joy! reviews
This is the story of a girl. She did not cry a river and drown the whole world, but instead fell face first into love with a vampire, and the King of them at that! This is her story, one of Life, Death, and Afterlife.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007
Summer Reigns reviews
It is our senior year and we are just trying to stay as attached at the hip as we have always been. This is what I wrote, after thinking about the inevitable moment we leave each other. But this is to my hope that we'll be friends forever...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
The Smite Button reviews
Just a random drabble about smiting people. Not for the humorless.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete