Name: Some call me mysterious, some call me dangerous . . . you can just call me Beluga 1

Age: 15

Favorite Color: Black, red, and black

Religion: God-loving, sins-forgiven, heaven-bound Christian

Favorite song (at the moment): ByeByeBye (i know, hate me if you wish)

Things I like: Boys (i am a girl), books, clouds, friends, stars, and anything that has to do with dandelions (please, don't ask)

Things I don't like: Smelly substances that can get stuck in your hair and ditcioneries

Hobbies: Riding horses, volleyball, and (of course) writing stories and poems

Worst Fear: Badly-drawn monkeys (again . . . please don't ask)

Best Friends: horse237 and The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon. (check her stories out, they're awesome!) of course these are my best friends on fiction press, i have friends in real life ... no really! i do! STOP BUGGING ME! and another sad thing is that they are the same person :( i have no life.

Favorite Sayings: "I'm stupid, but sincere." ~horse237

-"No, this is chowder. The HEAVIEST of all soups!" ~Drake and Josh

-"The world is just so much brighter when your boobs are where they should be." ~What Not to Wear

-"I've gotta jar of dirt, I've gotta jar of dirt, I've gotta jar of dirt . . . " ~Jack Sparrow

-"I just think it would be really creepy if a flaming hobo ran out right now." ~Cloverfield

-"Don't quote me!!" ~horse237

-"You can't stop a fish from swimming! You can't stop a bird from flying! You can't stop a tiger from turning back into a Chinese dude at midnight!" ~ABC

-"A rookie sniper could drop you like a deer." ~ The Pacifier

-"Knowledge can never replace friendship! i prefer to be an idiot!" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants

-"You don't need a license to drive a sandwhich." ~ The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

The following i obtained from my good friend The. Wizard. Pen. Dragon. and if u like them she has more

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile ;p

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anythiny else for each other, c&p this in your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table/wall for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a snake for a stick, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would have soda coming out your nose.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are part of the five percent who are not, copy this, put it in your profile. (why would i care? i like who i am)

If you would rather die than see Hilary Clinton back in the White house, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to do something cool and ended up looking like an idiot, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people look at you funny, and think you are insane, copy and paste this to your profile.

If people do not even doubt that you are different, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world. If you are 100 percent proud to of it. copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the sky is blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, c&p this into ur profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever played a game of tic-tac-toe with yourself and lost, copy and paste this!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You have accidentally tried to send a text message from a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

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(O.O)
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This is Bunny. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination SUPPORT THE BUNNY! Come to the Dark Side, We have cookies!

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(OvO)
(VVV)
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This is owl. I got him from Double AA, check out her story, it's pretty funny! If you want to save the world and defeat the bunny, then copy this into your profile.

(Owls eat bunnies for breakfast!)

If you think it's wierd that I have both the bunny and the owl in my profile, it's becasue I'm neutral.

If you are a christian, copy and paste this to your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile!

If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world. If you are 100 percent proud to of it. copy this into your profile.

:-p

And now are some funny quotes that I like, i got them from http:///quotes1.html if you want more.

(soon to come)