Okay, for the first thing here is not just one writer who tortures you with stories (and poems, or so it seems now...), but two. And that means you're going to suffer twice as much... We're not sorry.

We can be called as Wynn and Wyrd. The stories here will be written either by both or just one of us, and you will see the author's name at the end of the story. So that you wont be too confused... Oh, and I almost forgot... Some of our stories will be written in Finnish. Sorry. Or not... No, we're still not sorry. But we will translate them sooner or later, so no need to worry even if you don't speak Finnish. Or read it. Or something.

Don't expect us to be logical either, we most probably won't be.

Wynn: Should we tell something about ourselves also?

Wyrd: Well, maybe. Or maybe not. Who knows...?

Wynn: Me don't like when you start telling things that how

Wyrd: (stares at her friend ...)

Wynn: Wyrd!

Wyrd: Moo!

Wynn: Hey really. And don't start with moo's I can understand it but think about readers

Wyrd: Tell me a good reason to do so...

Wynn: (stare)

Wyrd: Moh.

Wynn: You want to keep those drawings you stole from me?

Wyrd: Yep. (Smiling innocently)

Wynn: Then why don't you start acting so...?

Wyrd: Why should I?

Wynn: 'cause I'm gonna get them back if you don't

Wyrd: OK then. What do you want me to say if i can't say 'moo'?

Wynn: I thought we were gonna tell them something about ourselves

Wyrd: OK, you can start. (smiling again)

Wynn: I hate you (long evil stare)

Wynn: So what should I tell. We're both in highschool, third year to be actually. We're weird if you haven't happen to notice. And and... Oh yeah we're both totally in love with Dragons (Smirk). Your turn Wyrdis

Wyrd: You meanie! It's Wyrd!! (tragic look)

Silent for a minute

Wyrd: OK... Hmmm... Moh. Oh, no, no moh. It was forbidden. NOOOOO!! Now she's going to steal my drawings back!! Noooo...

Wynn: Eh...? -.-' What on earth you're talking??

Wyrd: You said you're taking them back!

Wynn: Oh yeah now I remember but hey I can forgive you if you tell them something about us as you suppose to

Wyrd: Mooo... Ok. Well, let's see... Hmm. Wynn is a good drawer? Is that ok to say?

Wynn: I suppose, but i have nothing to do with writings... (later: ups! it was suppose to be it not i... -.-')

Wyrd: Then why are you here? (suspicious stare)

Wynn: Oh! And what on Hell that suppose to mean!!

Wyrd: If you have nothing to do with writings, why are you in this web site?

Wynn: You're an idiot! Even toad would have get that I ment that my drawing skills don't have nothing to do with writing!

Wyrd: So why didn't you say that? You said that you have nothing to do with writing! You didn't talk about drawings in that sentence!

Wynn: Hiustenhalkoja!

Wyrd: Don't change the language! Now we're going to argue in English! So that we will have many people to confess who's the winner in this!

Wynn: And if I go and change that sentence (smirk)

Wyrd: No you wont. I'm going to change it back if you start changing it.

Wynn: (sigh) Okay okay my drawing skills have nothing to do with writing but I have, there you happy now?

Wyrd: Ok, maybe I'm happy. Hurray! I won!!

Wynn: But you still have to tell them something

Wyrd: OK. I'm a human and so are you. Happy?

Wynn: Nope

Wyrd: Well, let's then say that we're both female humans. Happy now?

Wynn: Argh!

Wyrd: Not my problem. You wanted me to say something. Just something! You didn't tell me what I should tell or what kind of things!

Wynn: Okay we're girls but you didn't need to tell that human part. 'cause what else could we be?

Wyrd: Taught apes?

Wynn: Heh heh he... -.-

Wyrd: But we could be that, couldn't we? (stares to every other people reading this than themselves)

Wynn: Shut up Kender!

Wyrd: Wheeh! I'm a kender, you are not! Yippii!!

Wynn: Okay okay. Now where were we?

Wyrd. In that human part.

Wynn: Yeah! Hmm... Wyrd have some resemblances with kender. She says I should be an elf.

Wyrd: Yep. So that I can start picking your pockets every time we see each other.

Wynn: Ugh. No thanks. Besides you wouldn't anam cara :)

Wyrd: Haven't I already stolen your drawings...

Wynn: Only when I let you

Wyrd: And when you turned your back to me.

Wynn: on suppose

Wyrd: Yeah right... Excuses, excuses... But isn't it good thing that I haven't yet stabbed you, even if you have turned your back?

Wynn: You know what would happen once you do

Wyrd: Yep. I could steal all your drawings and you couldn't do anything... (smiling evilly)

Wynn: We're lost from the subject once again

Wyrd: That was meant to happen. Now I have no need to start telling anything about us, when they don't even read this far from the upper part of this darned page.

Wynn: I would

Wyrd: Yeah, you. But want to bet how many other people will?

Wynn: Bet with you? No f--ing way

Wyrd: Noooo... No one will ever have a bet with me...

Wynn: So? We're still out of subject

Wyrd: Of course we are. But if we argue long enough, they will get any information needed just by reading all this conversation.

Wynn: Well... that's true

Wyrd: Well, of course it is. After all, I said it.

Wynn: Oh how funny.

Wynn: (to readers (if there's any anymore)) I read alot. Wyrd reads more. Terry Pratchett's one of our favourites, Dragonlance (Raist 3), Forgotten realms, almost any good fantasy book will do

Wyrd: Yep.

Wynn: And we know something about nature religions, a lot

Wyrd: Moh.

Wynn: Yep that was all they need to know i think?

Wyrd: Definitely. So... Goodbye, farewell and see you!!

Wynn: Sayonara?

Wyrd: Well, if you want to speak japanese... Sayonara from here as well. Hope there is someone who can speak japanese...

Wynn: But we shouldn't say goodbye 'cause we want them to read our stories

Wyrd: Yep, but they don't have to read all this again, so we wont see them here again. They are just reading stories. Not hanging around reading this stupid conversation million times...

Wynn: Okey Sayonara. Read out our stories, enjoy them, We'll see you there

Wyrd: BB

(silence)

Wynn (whisper) : they don't know what BB is -.-'

Wyrd: Well, their problem, not mine.

Wynn: Keh

Wyrd: Moo.