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Joined 04-06-07, id: 563113, Profile Updated: 11-17-08
Author has written 4 stories for Life, Spiritual, and General.

Oish, I hate writing these...

Okay, first of all, I am in looooove!! I love my God incredibly, and there is nothing that means more to me than Him.

Second, I am a Rebelutionary with an attitude, a Minnesotan with a slight Southern accent, a country girl with a freakish green thumb, and a writer teeming with procrastination and writer's block.

Third, I love herbs, cooking, writing (duh), the country and all that comes with it (yes, even the bugs and snakes and frogs and smells), singing, talking, listening, reading (mostly non-fiction), good movies and a Pot of Happiness on rainy days, the first snow, Orion the constellation, my cats Sambo and Maverick, drooling over old Chevy trucks (preferably mid-70s), mutts, and daydreaming.

Fourth, I dislike rap, hip-hop, heavy metal, most rock, screamo, cussing and explicit sexual innuendo/occurences in movies, books, or conversation, headaches, cramps, microscopic slivers, toothpicks, poorly made "based-on" movies, spoiled brats (adults OR children), hypocrisy, people who complain about their lives but don't do anything to change it, yellow labs, chihuahuas, poodles, pomeranians, beagles, and roosters.

Fifth, I'm thankful for Jesus Christ, forgiveness, mercy, grace, peace, love, mistakes, coffee, good chocolate, my best friends and all the ones in between, my whole family, second (and third, and fourth...) chances, Apple, and FICTIONPRESS (lemme hear a W00T W00T!!).

Sixth, I'm planning on taking down By God's Grace and possibly Battle for Valasika, because they both need major improvements, editing, and I hate the short chapters. I'm currently working on new story that I'm deliberating about releasing...not sure on that yet. I might write some more short stories/oneshots. Hmm, who knows...well, I've talked enough. Ciao, weird person pplz of the world! :D

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Marrying The Juice Fiend by vicson reviews
How would you feel if you knew that on the day after your eighteenth birthday, you would be marrying the kid who had stolen your juice and then poured it all over you?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,662 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009
Relatively Married by jeepers09 reviews
When their parents die suddenly, step-siblings Luke and Katie have to join forces to keep 17-year-old Katie out of foster care. So she agrees to Luke's crazy plan and for the next 9 months they're man and wife. Maybe they'll even start to like each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,820 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
Free Coffee by paraNormal reviews
I think you should marry me." "Why...?" "Because then I could get all the free coffee I wanted." For the Ridiculously Happy OneShots Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Just Full of Bad Ideas by its.Nothing.Special reviews
It wasn't my fault he looked like Paul Walker. And so you must understand, dear reader, that the succeeding events were also completely out of my hands. And that includes my sitting right next to him and naming him Bing. Well. He called me a loser first.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,798 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007
Pwned by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So maybe my best friend chose his girlfriend over me, and maybe he only remembered my birthday a week after it had passed. The scrap of paper on my locker said: "I R SORRY." How could I stay mad at a boy who apologized like that? Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
First Things First by lillypad-hopper reviews
Well, for those of you following the adventures of Gavin and Katie, this is the fourth installment. Gavin takes Katie on their first date, at a skateboarding park. Yeah. Probably not stand alone, this time. You can try, but it may not make much sense. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Surprisingly Unsurprised by lillypad-hopper reviews
This can be read as a separate story but will make much more sense if read after 'Save the Cheerleader' Gavin and Katie are back with more corny romance and more adventure. The occasion? Thanksgiving with Katie's family. All fiftysix of them. Oh, dear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Save the Cheerleader by lillypad-hopper reviews
Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Rebel to Society by Hosannah reviews
A poem I wrote a long time ago about peers.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Metal Banana Pie is Special by Hosannah reviews
Evil but cool flying sheep, fair damsels, crazy girl, evil knight, spamburgers...can't get much better, can it? When Alex's brother Bob is will lengths will Alex go to to bring his brother back? Oneshot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
Virgin Lips by RootbeerFloat reviews
For those who have never been kissed.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/19/2005
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A short oneshot. Her heart broke five times, in five ways, in one day, but she still must stay strong for the unexpected life inside her, the only thing left of them.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
Unfamiliar Dance reviews
Will you let him teach you the most tragically beautiful dance of your life, or would you rather waltz?
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Beautiful Meeting reviews
This is the story of the meeting of Creator and the created after a lifetime of separation. Finally, at long last, she's home.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
War reviews
I wrote this quite some time ago, early in 2007. I don't usually just start writing random poetry, so this was surprising, and the credit for inspiration and creation of it goes to God, for without Him, the saving would not have happened. :
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete