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Joined 04-09-07, id: 563477, Profile Updated: 01-02-11
Author has written 4 stories for Romance.

Hello Everyone. :)

My name is Kenny. Despite my masculine name I am in fact a girl.

I live and love passionately.

I love: God. Smiling. Laughter. Reading. Writing. Imagining. Dreaming. Sleeeeeping.

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness: ON HOLD. I suck. I know.

On Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness: Sooo here's the deal. I look back on the imaginings of a 15 year old and frankly it makes me wince. I completely just borderline "delete this poop" and "leave it up for those wonderfully faithful people who took the time to read my poop". Either way I don't think i'll be continuing it anytime soon. I simply feel it's too choppy, undeveloped, and incomplete.

I'm deeply apologetic to those who sat there and seriously liked and awaited updates on that particular story, but know that I wholeheartedly appreciate all the time you've spent reading it.

Never Trust Those Limo Drivers: Yemmy's dress: http://store1.yimg.com/I/uglydress_1958_6598089

Have a merry cherry day.

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How to Keep a New Year's Resolution by Eeliahs reviews
After losing her boyfriend, bestfriend and a great pair of Jimmy Choos in one disasterous NYE, Hannah decides to do all the resolutions she has ever failed in one year...all eight of them. But sinful friends and a kinda cute boss never makes things easy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,061 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 10/23/2009
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Of Rugby and Space Bubbles by Fabulous Georgina reviews
My brother said my new, older roommate was pushy. Throwing me over his shoulder, backing me into a counter, force feeding me soup and invading my personal space is not only pushy - it's guaranteed to drive me insane. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,537 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010
Game Set and Match by SongShadow20 reviews
Meeting her match was no easy feat. She was valedictorian, best viola that school had ever seen, but that changed when a new guy came in, with a bad boy complex and all, after her post. A little competition never hurt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
The Devil and His Secret by imaskypirate reviews
Young, hot, rich and successful - that's William Byrne but for me he's nothing but a boss that emerged from the deepest pits of hell. Then I find out his secret. Now the guy won't leave me alone and moves in next door. Me? I'm stuck doing his laundry. Joy
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,311 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/29/2009
Always Wear Clean Underwear by Eeliahs reviews
Being a Pattiserie owner by day and a P.I at night might sound glamorous. But throw in a undie obsession, a missing heiress, an evil cousin and a co-worker who I might have more then a professional interest in, and it's anything but a piece of cake...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/8/2008
Kissing Booth Princess by hotcheri reviews
"Pucker up, princess," he murmured, grazing his lips temptingly over Nala's as he spoke. Manning a kissing booth during summer led to stolen phones, mall encounters, phone smushing and more. Manning a kissing booth led Nala to Chase. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,876 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
The Glass Slipper by CoffeeBreak reviews
After accidentally becoming a contestant on a dating show, Kate finds herself succumbing to the bachelor's irresistible charm. When competition turns ugly, she learns that true love is not the only thing at stake...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,783 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 12/26/2007
Sweet Ireland Air by Kristina Suko reviews
She ran to Ireland to escape from it all- the old flame, family drama, the social pressure of being single again. Under no circumstances whatsoever was she even thinking about romance. She just wanted peace. And then Rhys Gallagher staggered into her life
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,107 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009
Living Next Door by Jenecis reviews
He’s HOT, RICH and super SEXY. Josh Mitchells is the epitome of perfection. Girls worship him and guys envy his popularity. The only problem: he’s my next door neighbor. CHAPTER 9 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,500 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2005
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,603 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 9/5/2006
Silver Tongued by imaskypirate reviews
Andre Sinclair's brooding, sexy and allergic to me. That's why he's the last person I expected to save me when death literally came knocking on my door. He said he's my guardian but why do I feel like he's simply waiting for that right moment to kill me?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,646 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Off the Ice by thats.the.beauty.of.it reviews
ON HOLD Connor Madison was in a whole lot of trouble and Alex Daniels was just the beginning of it. But what's a guy to do when he can't get the puck past the goaltender and can't get a certain trainer out of his mind? And the season starts in two weeks?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,043 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/3/2007
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
Good Girl Going Crazy by hotcheri reviews
I'm a good girl.I get A's.I don't give my mom problems.So how did I get in a shouting match with this cute guy in the Principals office?And why did my Math teacher pair us up for tutoring?Doesn't he realize that's a recipe for chaos?COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 138,647 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Project Ashley by ice-cold-pepsi reviews
He wanted my best friend to fall in love with him so he sought my help. Then why, may I ask, does he pay more attention to me than to her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 4/9/2007
Bet You Can't! by Ravina reviews
He leaned over just a little and, tilting his head slightly, placed a kiss on her jawbone. It was the most sensitive part of her face, and only he knew it. "You forget that I know everything about you," he reminded her. "Every single thing." COMP TO DTIA!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,788 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Just a Tad by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Losing it All by unlikely.story reviews
She thinks she lost her cell phone, everyone else thinks she lost her virginity, and the guy thought to be responsible for her 'deflowering' has no problem adding fuel to the fire.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
Sox in a Box by Myrika reviews
She's appalled by his food choices. He thinks she's a baseball curse. It's definitely not a match made in heaven or in Boston, for that matter. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Crosswords by Mad for Figs reviews
-ONE SHOT- He was just the creepy dude who insisted on hovering over my shoulder every morning while I tried to drink my coffee. Obviously the only reason I let him keep doing it without punching him in the face was because he always helped me finish the daily crossword. That had to be the only reason... right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Let Him In by Out-Spoken-Runaway reviews
Quirky, sarcastic, sometimes hyper. She thinks troubled means starving without food. She never let anyone in, to see her real self. It's funny how things work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,050 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006
Trouble by Pinkamoo reviews
I am sweet. I am innocent. I never get in trouble. I haven't just met an arrogant pervert who I want to castrate. I am lying.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
The Cynic's Creed by louragan reviews
A reposting. She writes to a stranger via poetry in library books and learns what it means to speak, to love, and to be alive.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,064 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Get Rich Quick by Halloweird9118 reviews
Poor girl turned rich overnight, Mel O'Reilly was sent to a prestigious allgirl boarding school. Away from her family and friends, she must learn to cope with the preppy, the weird, and everything inbetween. How is this supernatural? Read and find out!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,586 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Can I Panic Now? by Punk'd reviews
Picture this. You're seventeen, female and seriously feminist. Then, suddenly, the cheerleaders want you to join them. And the most perverted (and hottest) Goth in school is chasing you. Did I mention I was dragged half way across the world for this?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,522 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/6/2004
Him by ihrtbks reviews
[I tilt my head and feel him smirk. His fingers flick me, skim over me. Each cell, every nerve, gone berserk.] Rated for images.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2007
Always by Peachie Miss reviews
We're not naming names here. Always the fool, she has her doubts, but in the end, she'll believe anything he says. Oneshot, first story here! Please RxR.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
The Requirements by unlikely.story reviews
Ex is on a mission: to find the perfect kiss. To do that, she'll have to find the perfect guy. What the mystery guy who keeps following her around fails to understand, is that he doesn't fit the requirements.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007
Big Fat Friend by Extraho-Uxor reviews
Danielle, a 24 year old plus size beauty has always been overshadowed by her best friend Dalal, a Pakistani knock out with a selfish streak and a five year old son. Can Romance bloom between Danielle and a handsome stranger? Can she trust him? R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,941 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007
Welcome to the House of Madness by myfutureme reviews
So you live with one disgustingly happy girl, and five guys. All is well and dandy of course, but then one of these guys develops an interest in you. You suddenly realise that stormy grey eyes and flirtatious advances are going to be very hard to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,899 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 10/30/2005
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Lady Goes to College And Falls in Love by supergal reviews
[CH2 UP]15 year old, quirky Lady is in for the ride of her life when she is accepted to the prestigious Lawrence University to begin college. Filled with drama, friendship, and possibly love, Lady will experience something she won't get from high school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 10/19/2006
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Being A Woman by Joyful Girl in the Mirror reviews
You look like you're stealing, he stated. You only say that because I'm black, she teased. No, I say that because you're carrying pads and toothpaste in your jacket...and because you're black. They laughed. Looks like WalMart is the new Match dot com.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Right Round by Green Permanent Marker reviews
Moira is stuck in study hall and just can't get a song out of her head. Someone decides to help her before she goes completely insane. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
I dare you by lilwickedfairy reviews
Look me in the eyes. Go ahead. I dare you
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2005
Ten Mistletoes of Christmas by tickledblue reviews
One-shot. Taylor thought the party was going to be another boring Christmas occasion. How wrong she was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/24/2005
The Return of the Prince of Detroit by Savonarola reviews
Another chapter in the undying life of the Vampyric Prince of Detroit
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2005
In Pajamas by Cynical Romance reviews
She met her older brother's hot friend Charles. In pajamas. Shoveling ice cream down her throat. And she keeps meeting him in her pajamas, when looking her worst. He doesn't mind though. In fact, he kinda likes it. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2005
In Which An Obsession Pays Off by louragan reviews
One-shot about a man with an unusual obsession, which he can curb only by humming the Blue Danube waltz.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2005
Potential of the Water Bottle by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. A really, really short story about a... water bottle. It'll take thirty seconds to read, haha.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Male & Female, He created them by the-sapphirelion reviews
A fresh look at the creation of woman. Please R&R!
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/19/2004
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Adam: The Irritating Paramedic reviews
One Shot. This is what i get for being heroic. A gaping bleeding hole. And an annoying paramedic that's supposed to be saving my life. Well, at least he's sexy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness reviews
ON HOLD/ Kendrenae Johnson is just a girl with a tiny cheese obsession, who wants only to live her life. She's has no romantic experience whatsoever and she's definiatly not going to change that. That is...until the cheese murderer wants to be her prince
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,310 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007
Never Trust Those Limo Drivers reviews
[One Shot] The damn limo never came. How the hell am I supposed to get to my wedding!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
You Missed a Spot reviews
[One Shot] I swear the Devil is out to get me. Why else would i be a temporary janitor, cleaning after stinky apelike football players?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete