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Author has written 7 stories for General.

Well, well, well, lookie here. People actually care about what I have to say! Sadly, there isn't much for you. :P

I've been lurking around Fictionpress for an embarrasingly long time now, and I've finally finished some small stuff I feel is worthy of being put up for criticism without me being too ashamed. Oh, except for two of my stories. Those were co-written with one of my best friends. Feel free to read them - I mean, they're pretty epic and hilarious, if I do say so meself - but they're really just us dicking around. We may come up with some more awesomeness eventually, but for now we'll leave it at these two. (I'm talkin bout The Moonlit Bar and The Sunlit Beach, of course ;P).

I'm actually on Fanfiction under SHOW ME THE LURV, if you feel like checking that out!

Toodles~!

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The Raw and the Cooked by plumblossom reviews
Jackson's civilized. He dreads the wilderness in Marek. Marek's a lot more domesticated than Jackson thinks he is -- he's a sophisticated chef -- and would like nothing more than to be tamed by Jackson. Slash, if you care.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,449 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty by mousegirl05 reviews
Childhood in a canea-research institution taught Africe to keep distances. Meeting a mysterious felidae upends his world and his heart. Can Africe get under the cat's armor and around his hair-trigger fear? Will Hesslin even let the dog try? m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,387 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Out of Bounds by Zebbie reviews
Teaser - soon available in print. Nick Jones has broken one of the sacred rules of being a teenager and it’s got someone into trouble, but he does have an explanation, if you'd just hear him out... Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Fk it by DeliriousEphemera reviews
You know all those things you always wanted to say? Well, Adam decided to say them. m/m. fluff. oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
Stuffing and Thread by KingdomHeartsBBY reviews
Humans believe they have it the hardest. But in some cases that it not true.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Shadow of a Promise by Undecided Fiction reviews
Jake James knew he was special: he has a crush on one of his best guy friends, possesses a record for most failed stunts, and was born from two people that had made two many enemies. Now if only he were superhuman. bxb, sci-fi COMPLETED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
Happily Ever After? by Divanora reviews
All Lucien had to do to wake his one true love was to kiss them. Easy right? Not in this fairy tale. Slash and making fun of cliches.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
Doom, Darkness and Metaphors by Eponine254 reviews
On a pointless quest, lost in the Forest of Gloom and Darkness, a reluctant hero, a stubborn dwarf, a vapid elf maiden and a highly-educated troll have a few drinks and lament their plight. Written for the April WCC.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Carte Blanche by Alex Whitehall reviews
Blanc isn't the type to settle down, especially with a recently laid-off bartender. But Token has a few tricks up his sleeve, and it might be enough to win over the playboy. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
Bridges by the grimm cow orker reviews
slash- I just got out of my own personal prison; so it stood to reason that I didn't want the guy to die on me, right? Just on principle alone./ for Freak-of-Spade's December Challenge
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
We Are So Last Year by TheOneYouCallWe reviews
Neptune comforts Pluto when he is rejected as a planet. NeptunexPluto. Mild planet!slash. Rated for planet-kiss...sort of.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
The Golem's House by Lorien Tales reviews
m/m slash A dispassionate young man, plagued by an accident in his childhood, spends his days hiding away from a village that largely pretends he does not exist. Summary continued inside
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,128 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Waiting For Justin Jameson by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
MxM slash one-shot. "Are we just like, friends-with-benefits? Or are you actually going to have the balls to call yourself my boyfriend?" And of course, the drama ensues for Chris and Justin. Rated for a reason, though not an entirely graphic one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by Sunshine Bear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Out of Orbit by American Schokolade reviews
slash Nate may be Mr. Popular of Bethlehem, Kansas, but he’s not entirely sure that’s saying much, since no one quite knows where Bethlehem is. He wants to use Jesse Jones for his connections. Or, he thinks so. So why did the CIA get caught up in it all?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,843 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Dragon Roses by Tygati reviews
When an enslaved young man finds a tiny dragon lurking amongst the roses, little does he know that his entire life is about to change.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
The Wicked Child by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Elijah invites his friend Peter to his house for Passover Seder. With a million aunts, uncles, and cousins, not to mention his parents, Bubbe, and Zeyde, what could possibly go right? But maybe Peter likes him in spite of all that. Oneshot. MxM slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird reviews
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
Your buttons are done up wrong by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Sam and Luke have some fun with the girls outside their dorm room at boarding school. Fortunately for their prank, these girls have big imaginations. Sort of slash if you look closely. Pointless oneshot. Enjoy. T for sexual references.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Thanks for the Porridge by DelightfullyDemented reviews
You think you know the story of Goldilocks? Oh silly child, that's not how it goes. Here's the REAL version...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Make the Yuletide Gay by Aggy Bird reviews
In which we find romance, angst, a dash of mystery, bad puns, and Santa Jr.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,863 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Rowan Takes a Survey by ArdentWriter reviews
In which Rowan takes a survey. ...About his sex life. Rated M for Mature Content. Slash. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Starhands, A Fairytale by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
A poet has to work surprisingly hard to give away his soul.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Oh Holy Night by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. A Christmas one-shot. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,235 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Fence by Comodin reviews
-SLASH / COMPLETE- The spirits of Halloween Past, Present, and Future might just be able to help Tory get his life back on track... if he can survive the process, that is.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,097 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
The Final War by MomsDarkSecret reviews
A kingdom fights a brutal, neverending war with its neighbor. The king’s nephew serves on the front lines, but his love affair with the son of a minor nobleman causes him to question the war and his loyalty, ultimately leading to a showdown with the king.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 148,010 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
the Domino Effect by Sara Isabella Quincy reviews
This is a one-shot about a cat who searches across the world, surpassing time and space, in order to find the perfect master who will love him eternally.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
A Fluffy Bunny Story by Qui reviews
[slash, oneshot] Sometimes Colin wishes he were as bold as his pet.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
The Introspective Debate of Owen Brody by Dart Gray reviews
Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,324 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Minuet of the Night by Tygati reviews
Slash. An ancient vampire avoids love for fear of madness, but even he must eventually wear down in the face of overwhelming persistence and impossibly blue eyes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,500 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Breaking Bailey by Dart Gray reviews
In a year from 8th to 9th grade, so much had changed; they could point fingers where they wanted, away from themselves, but we all had something to do with breaking Bailey.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,463 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
STFU by Tsaiko reviews
Series of stories set on a University campus Stephen T. Frasier University. Wacky hijinks, magic, weirdos, and exams are the norm. Sexual innuendo and language. May or may not ever have any sort of continuity. Normality is not an option.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007
X Plus Y Marks The Spot by Howling Cat reviews
[Slash] The return of everyone's favorite angry protagonist. For Oliver, math isn't so much about square roots as flying paper balls and kisses when the teacher isn't looking. He figures the kissing is more fun. Maybe not as educational, but way more fun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
The Frog Prince by Three Score and Ten reviews
When the king orders his children on a quest, no one expects it to end with Kay marrying a frog. But despite the rumours flying and the sheer awkwardness of it all, this might be what Kay needs to find a Happily Ever After he never dared to hope for.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Yes, Master by Tygati reviews
Slash. Being a Familiar to a powerful and very irritable witch isn't easy, but Jinx manages well enough. Until the King decides all witches must die, and it's up to Jinx and his Master to do something about it. Whether Master Shari wants to or not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Personal Quirks by Atsu reviews
[Slash]Heath just wants to leave for his business trip on time, and it would be a lot easier if Mars kept human trafficking theories out of it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Summoning by Three Score and Ten reviews
Demon summoning is serious. The risks are high, and the possibility of reward goes handinhand with that of disaster. It is not for the faint of heart. Yes, demon summoning is a very serious matter. Now, if only the demons saw it that way.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Do Not Open Before Christmas by Howling Cat reviews
Ribbons and innocent phrases mean more than anyone can imagine sometimes, but Caden hasn't realized this yet. And Joseph is cleverer than anyone gives him credit for. [Slash.] Part One of Inspiration.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
The Not So Celibate Life by a.s. bygones reviews
Gabriel Bancroft never expected to become a male prostitute. But then, he never thought that he'd be kicked out. And really, is it too much to ask that he not meet his former customers everywhere? SLASH. Now complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Theatrum Astra by Tremaine reviews
Slash/het romance.On the spacestation Courageous, Kai and Rory are fighting, their friends Matt and Shen are imprisoned on a hostile planet, and Gavan has been MIA presumed dead for five years. Can they all find each other again?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 263,471 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Fall Off a Cliff Laughing by FeatherJunkie reviews
[shounenai, malemale] I can't get rid of these stupid wings, people won't stop staring, I've got a jock named Mark out to ruin my life, and on top of it all, I've caught the eye of the Grim Reaper's son, and now he won't leave me alone.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,868 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Complete
Renescence by Tremaine reviews
MalexMale slash Romance in 1800s England. Fluff & a Happy Ending. Nicholas and Jack are sick of London and move to a quieter life in the country they don't get quiet in the end, but something alot better.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 273,010 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
The Tragic Love Story of An Exiled Pirate Prince by ladyariande reviews
Lord Davien MacMaclanahan is a brooding British exiled pirate prince who also happens to be a smuggler, a spy for the British government, a highlander, and a highwayman. Did I miss anything? Yes, this is meant to humorously destroy the historical romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Something for Christmas by Isidris Gry reviews
Brian doesn't just want anything for Christmas...and it turns out he's not the only one. fluffy xmas ficlet with gay boys.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Darkness by Tygati reviews
Slash. A series of ministories centered around the evil castle of a Demon Lord. In the first, a worldweary Demon Hunter seeks to end his life at the hands of what rumor says is the most powerful Demon Lord around. What he finds when he gets there...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,799 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
The Fall of the Dragon King by MomsDarkSecret reviews
A prince agrees to marry a young priest to avert a disaster caused by his ancestor. Will their sacrifice save the world or will their commitment only lead to another disaster? Contains gay themes, some erotic content, mature subject matter. Completed.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,702 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
With this Ring by Rykaine reviews
[SLASH] Story Arc, stories of four couples culminating at the reception of the same wedding. With a little bit of family tradition thrown in for flavor.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,969 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Narcissus by Mechanical Dolls reviews
You belong to me. My reflection insisted possessively, fingers tangled in my fiery locks of hair as my reflection laid a fierce kiss on my lips that left me aching for more. [Slash]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Complete
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Portfolio
A portfolio of what I consider to be my best work over the past few years.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,666 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Complete
Delusional reviews
Why can't a father just love his son?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Complete
What a Strange Day
Gavin's day has been...well, "abnormal" is the best word to use here. No, this is NOT fantasy. Fluff. MM
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
The Reaper reviews
Remember kiddies: stranger danger applies even to weird, magical hula hoops that fall from the sky.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
The Puppeteer reviews
Freedom is a luxury not allowed in the sheltered world of the aristocracy. Gender-less, one-shot, slightly different from my norm.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
The Sunlit Beach reviews
Two nameless men, one convention, one heavenly chorus of RuPaul. Things get...sticky. Sequel to The Moonlit Bar, winner of several awards. We think.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
The Moonlit Bar reviews
Two men, one 3rd wheel, one creepy stalker pedo. Things get pretty damn awesome. Are you brave enough?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete