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Joined 04-12-07, id: 563899, Profile Updated: 06-28-11
Author has written 7 stories for Horror, General, Romance, and Young Adult.

Hello.

What's standard etiquette on these things? I could tell you my name and where I live and how old I am. Is that a fair start? Okay.

Lisa. England. Eighteen currently. Eighteen's not that much different from seventeen. Although now I can gamble online. Yay.

I live alone (thank God) with my one rat, Ted. Named after Ted Bundy because I'm a serial killer fanatic. He had a friend, Jeff (after Jeffrey Dahmer - similar story) but he died the other week :( So now Ted is lonely.

I think I might buy a fish. Fish are cheap, nice to look at and you can flush 'em down the bog when they're dead. Best pet ever.

I like music. Understatement. I adore music. Pretty much all kinds, but my favourite is a bit of rock/metal. Hardcore. But I'm a sucker for any kind, especially if I relate to it.

I'm a bit crackers. Not in the way that most people say (oh, I'm sooo crazy, you should meet me. I shout at people on trains) Not that kind. Diagnosably crazy. The good kind that comes with meds and therapy and psychiatrists. Also, the bad kind that comes with low self esteem and suicide attempts. But whatever. I secretly love it.

If I had a mansion or something, I'd build myself a library. Oh, books. How I adore thee. Books make my world go round. Kindles make me sad and a little bit angry. DAMN YOU TECHNOLOGY.

So, yeah. I paint my nails a lot, scour the web for pointless trivia, eat cheese like it's going out of fashion and spend all my money on eBay.

I've been told I'm a nice person so I guess I must be. I wear glasses. Although I'm starting to resent them. Sometimes I just turn everything off and put my headphones in for a few hours. I like drinking tea (like a proper English person should). I draw sometimes. I write a lot of random rubbish that pops into my head. I'm trying to write a novel with my best friend but it's failing miserably. When I say I'm writing it with her...I'm writing the whole thing, she just throws in ideas. All the hard work comes down to me. Shucks.

I love snakes. I had one once. Basil. I had him for three days and then he ran away. I cried. I'd pestered my parents for one for 8 years. Then BAM.

Story of my life.

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North by Jade-n and Adderly reviews
MxM Madden and Mackay North are brothers. Well, kind'a. Warning : This story has mature themes of mostly the homosexual variety. Abuse. Incest. SMUT!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 83,901 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 6/20/2011
Blind Yourself by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] Years from now, when people ask us how we met, I'll say that it all started when I was kidnapped by a bus. But, realistically, I doubt I'll live long enough to tell anyone about what happened.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,144 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/27/2007
Wildflowers by Honunjama reviews
down for edits
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
X by Blue GhostGhost reviews
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010
As A Side Note by R. E. Winterayne reviews
Follow the notes and texts of two teens as they go from a rather ... awkward friendship to falling in love. Rated for more than one occurance of foul language. MxM fiction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,987 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Are You Together? by frogs of war reviews
Pete wasn’t looking for a new boyfriend. He wasn’t looking for anything, but suddenly he’s interwoven so deeply into the lives of Rick and his three small boys that he can never escape. Not that he wants to. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 194 - Words: 234,681 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
A Fugitive and Me by LepidotzoroTheIntern reviews
A naive school boy gets mixed up with his 24 year old History teacher, who is more or less than what he seems, and is put through a number of life changing situations. The question is whether these changes are for better or for worse. [Slash, MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 128,186 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/22/2007
Sssh by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. William goes to China with his childhood friend and sometimes lover Oliver. Everything else just seems to roll on from there. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,581 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
SLASH.“Go to hell.” “Yes, sir” Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor Seaton Andrews isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,109 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Lie by Chasmodai Blue reviews
Slash// Julien has always had an unusual relationship with the truth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,151 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
Someday Soon by carefullyironic reviews
After the neighbor boy licks him, Dakota doesn't know what the hell to think anymore. MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,859 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/20/2007
Scarred Souls by Kizuna reviews
[MxM] With traumatizing pasts and presents, these boys are only trying to get though each day. But when love comes into the mix and makes things far more complicated, it makes them rethink everything they’ve got planned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007
Tragic Love by Zyril reviews
M/M Slash COMPLETE Now has a sequel "Reminiscence, Regret, and Restoration". One boy is average, the other is the exact opposite. Love and tragedy abound, which will win?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,881 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Caught Up by perrywinkul reviews
...Yukio and Haru start out as friends who meet over a summer, but they soon begin to head towards a more romantic and complicated relationship with each other after Haru's true intentions become clear with the initiation of a kiss...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
Screw Perfection by X-core reviews
Andy has it all, at least in everyone elses' eyes. But it's not what he wants so, one day, he chooses to give it all up. Instead what he wants is a cute freshman by the name of Ryan Simmons, but it's not going to be easy. They've never even talked. MM
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 137,359 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Almost An Angel by ShadowGal reviews
Davis has always had a nice life. Not so for Michael. When the two meet, both their lives change and things get interesting. Better than this description makes it sound. Slash, gay boys, m/m... whatever, are contained within.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,383 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 1/6/2002
Dark Ephemeral by Oxaloacetate reviews
He hides in the shadow, watching me. What is he doing to the others? Why is he doing this to me? I don't know, and I don't think I want to. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,735 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
Manhattan Love Story by Panuru reviews
Now complete Anthony and Ben struggle to maintain a relationship as it is battered with harrassment, depression, and hate. Anthony, who has lived a life sheltered by religion, has to teach himself what and who to believe in.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 168,725 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 4/21/2001 - Complete
Sorry, I thought you were a Terrorist by Nara Merald reviews
-Wish 1- Note to self: Do not become private investigator. Suck at investigating. Screwed things big time. Also broke vase. Think Heath hates me now. Slash. SEQUEL UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,585 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Rainbow by Red Ringo reviews
A story about gay people, straight people, famous people, and really, really, really stupid people with a generous side-serving of music, college, drama, and fancy restaurants. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
The Faster You Fall by sitaloire reviews
Yes, Nicky's fathers are gay. That doesn't mean he is, and he's determined to make sure everyone knows it... until he meets Dave.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,625 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
Chewed Bubblegum and Messy Sheets by Selayn1666 reviews
Cody's the most popular boy of the junior class. But his crush, Erik, decides to date his best friend and try to steal his throne. Too bad Erik is thinking too much about Cody to be focused on those things right now. [Slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,307 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 4/20/2005
Candle In The Wind by CarelessLove reviews
BoyxBoy love. Some sexual content as well.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,677 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
To Find Yourself by J.L. Hastings reviews
Jayden's life is miserable. That is, until a boy named Michael shows up and changes things. Follow Jayden as he tells of how he met Michael and all the challenges they faced. Will true love conquer all? Or will adversity destroy them? SLASH!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,048 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Rocket To The Moon by TrueLoveWaits reviews
Luke is the only gay guy left in his town, after his boyfriend leaves. But now there is a new guy, Caleb, and speculation is high, until of course Caleb starts dating Luke's best friend, but that doesn't really mean anything, now does it?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,810 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
Those Stupid Butterflies by Freak-of-Spade reviews
[SLASH BoyxBoy shonen ai] Ethan loves his nice, neat, tidy, lonely, monotonous little life until dizzying flamboyant Zen gatecrashes right into it, with the absolute conviction that they are soulmates...and decides to show Ethan the 'joy of shared love.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,786 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Transparent Paranoia by NPB4Ever reviews
M/M Cill is a boy with many problems He hates Everything and is obsessed with strange objects But then Kelsi comes along with plans of destroying his hater ways Meanwile, little gay boy Steve has some big problems
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,969 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 12/30/2005
A Love That Defies Reason by Lia Star reviews
When Trey met Drake at school, he never once expected to go through what he does when he gets close to the young goth. However, even against all odds, they will try to prevail, and their love will win wars.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,031 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/3/2005
giniro to ougon by Lanie K reviews
A boy reevalutes his relationship with his best friend.yaoi,slash,mm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
For All Waters by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Sebastian is living a perfectly hedonistic, worriless life as a student. But when he meets married father of one, Antonio, everything suddenly gets so complicated. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,975 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
All I Need and More by CorbinAtley reviews
SLASH. Nathan is a 16 year old gay boy with a secret. When he starts dating his crush, will his secret come out? Or will he be able to keep it hidden? Warning: graphic slash, some abuse, foul language. but where would we be wo it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,065 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007
More Than You'd Think by sitaloire reviews
Joshua Courtland is gay. Kay Marks is gorgeous. How can they possibly help sleeping together? First in trilogy, slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,768 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Complete
Affairs of the Heart by Elle W. Priestly reviews
Two men, each trapped in their own separate relationship, find solace in each other's arms. Snapshot piece. Warnings, MM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
No End in Sight by Switch reviews
SLASH, ONESHOT. My name is Camden Jones. Last night, my dream came true. I slept with the boy I’ve been in love with for three years.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Call Number by Sabe reviews
Luke Casten thinks the library is just a quiet place to get his summer homework done and escape his loud little cousins until he meets Alexander, a cute volunteer who soon becomes Luke's friend and obsession. [slash] [complete!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,475 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Mascara by American Schokolade reviews
slash The end of my three year relationship changes my life more than I ever thought it would, and I am hardly pleased when I find myself the plaything of two bickering gay guys, especially when one of the guys' sexy friend agrees to pick on me. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,418 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Brett & Michael by princess max reviews
I was jaded and cynical. So was he. m/m
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 88,521 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005
The Things I Do For You by skunk reviews
OLD. slash, Dylan isn't someone anyone strives to be, in fact he wouldn't mind being someone else but when life hands you lemons... complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,519 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
My lover, Victor by princess max reviews
The last thing Mike expected was for an odd-looking teenager to come into his life and turn everything he knew upside down. m/m
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 60,789 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2005
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Resolutions reviews
Slash. MxM There are three things that Jonah hates - his girlfriend, his job and kids. Enter Hayden Underwood, who just about manages to encapsulate all those things into one rather attractive package. Now all he has to do is convince Jonah he's worth it
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,857 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 7/10/2011
Francis & Wesley reviews
"I can think about him without crying, because I know that I've got Francis. He makes everything so much easier. I love him." m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
Blood Ties
Oneshot m/m incest.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Hollywood Underground reviews
MXM slash - Have you seen this person? The poster was pointless. There was no-one around to care for him anymore. Just his kidnapper. But that's another story altogether.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2008
Please Don't Eat My Face reviews
Slash. Jordan has enough on his plate without having to deal with newest inmate Reid. And he keeps giving him that hungry look...and not because he's a cannibal either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008
Six to One reviews
Oneshot. m/m
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Eye Spy reviews
When you go into the hairdressers, your hair might not be the only thing the scissors are used on. I spy, with my little eye... Includes MxM slash
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008