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Author has written 64 stories for Humor, War, Mystery, Biography, General, Essay, Life, Song, General, Horror, Action, Humor, Play, Nature, Thriller, Religion, Fantasy, Historical, and Sci-Fi.

Well, friends it's been a long while since I was last on here. To my readers, I know you have all been waiting and waiting for updates. I plan on having regular updates on my stories, because this girl needs to write again!

This is seven years worth of my writing and from looking at it, I can definitely see that I've grown.

I started writing stories when I was really young. I started this account when I was in high school and I was really into writing humor/satire pieces. I moved on to social commentary poetry and then novels again. It's all come full circle as I continue to write novels and now I am a high school English teacher :)

I love reading all the talented young authors on here; it's truly inspiring so thank you all.

Please stop by and take a look at my work. Of course I always love to get feedback, so please comment :)

Random Things:

I beta for a friend Yoram. You should all check out his stuff, because it's fantastic!

I do have a few finished novels on here. if you want to read an adventure, historical, romance check out "Severed Ties". But if you want a light, fun, mystery, check out my Charlie Wey mysteries.

If you want to get to know me more check out my blog here!

Ilove you all!

mwah,

Fatbird:)

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Thorns and Brambles by Stephanie M. Moore reviews
Still reeling from her parents' deaths, Tory Young is alone in a city of danger and prejudice. But she finds herself falling for the handsome, secretive man with his own dangerous and troublesome past. Can love overcome the lies?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,630 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Wanderlust by thewhimsicalbard reviews
This piece warrants no further explanation. /aeds/
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
Bet You Can't! by Ravina reviews
He leaned over just a little and, tilting his head slightly, placed a kiss on her jawbone. It was the most sensitive part of her face, and only he knew it. "You forget that I know everything about you," he reminded her. "Every single thing." COMP TO DTIA!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,788 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
A Fantasy Novel by VeryShortStoryWriter reviews
Come on in and read the most original fantasy novel since Eragon. Get out your maps marked "here be puns" and prepare for the ride of your life. You won't get the ride of your life, but it's always good to be prepared.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008
don't give me your commiseration by deefective reviews
did you remember to close their eyes?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Devil Take It All by Ravina reviews
COMPLETE! When Nessa White is told she only has a few weeks left to live, she panics and gives up her virginity to a guy she meets at a club. What happens when the two meet again a few months later and Nessa is still very much alive?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,589 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Obsidian by Lea Ai reviews
It seemed like only moments had passed before he moved beyond my sight. I was once again reminded that I had no place in his world, nor he in mine. I was nothing. He was gone—forever unattainable. one shot for WCC
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Fear Theory and Unexpected Light by Dekkis reviews
If you turned the light off when you left a room, and returned to find it on again would you be more afraid than if you sat in that room in the dark? My ongoing and ever changing bible for horror writing.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008
As I walk through the valley by SEMMU reviews
I cannot figure out the formatting, or maybe there's little I can do about it? Nevertheless, here's the words describing what I've been thinking recently.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2009
Exchanges Only by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! Kissing booth. Age 11. Clark had been my first - and only - customer. After he paid his 2 dollars and placed a wet one on me, I realized just how many cooties I was setting myself up for and closed up the business. Now he's back for a refund.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Roanoke by Narc reviews
Riley is serving a life sentence in an island prison when she is rescued by the crew of the Roanoke and sold her freedom in exchange for her assistance in a rebellion against the Iorian Empire. She just wants to survive, but there may be a reason to fight
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,684 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2007
Whats a Sin? by DarkiiKuro reviews
Okay, a Very short crappy, written on impulse poem about how it's a sin to kill a mockingbird. I didn't check over for spelling or grammatical errors, I really didn't care much. Please R&R!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Uncoordinated by GirlWithTheBrokenSmile reviews
A few fifty word drabbles.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Pro McCain Article by DaCivilWarBear reviews
Posted to show a friend. NO REVIEWS, and I mean it!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Maybe One Day by Brynnee reviews
Wouldn't the world be a beautiful place with just a little bit more compassion towards everyone?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
And They Were Legends by Kalitena reviews
Did they know, as they fought and died, that they would be remembered long after their cities had crumbled?
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
i wish it meant nothing to me by poetic abortion reviews
i sing to her, this darling little girl
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Confession One Shot by Kooks reviews
A man confesses to a sin he is about to commit. Please Review
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Hacbeth by VeryShortStoryWriter reviews
In this, the funniest story since sliced bread, a young boy is out to avenge the death of his father. Witches included, but must provide own batteries.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008
Spring of Future by Louis Denair reviews
Let us delve into past, learn from it and then close it like a book and go on with the present and future. Think of WWII in particular.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Angry Overexaggerated Antisocialist poem by piemage reviews
A reaction to a socialist comment.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
They Call it Peace by NotMyShoes reviews
A short little poem I wrote about a soldier in the Vietnam War. Please review and tell me what you think.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
This Field So Dear by Miss Danielle Shirley reviews
Sometimes the things we hold most precious can be swept away -- or remain in our lives forever. Who can tell the future?
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
The Least Abundant by Archaic Toad reviews
A simple poetical description of love. "Faith, Hope, and Love. The greatest is the least abundant."
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
Cliche by neverknowtheflow reviews
Just a poem I wrote on cliches. I'd love to hear anyone's opinions.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Life is Like a Horse Race by mate.feed.kill.repeat reviews
An essay for Ag Survey. 200 words minimum, 12 pt Times New Roman, double spaced.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
I Must Watch by SEMMU reviews
This is a 1st draft rant of what I was feeling today.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008
Dating Etiquettes For Dummies by MidNight The Magnificent reviews
The Do's & Don'ts of the dating world as presented to you by the utterly dateless MidNightTheMagnificent.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Purpose by Purpose reviews
For those in search of purpose. I hope you'll R&R, but if not that's okay. My only goal is to make the readers happy.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Web by simpleplan13 reviews
Beauty is deceiving. Again I like it, but I think it needs some work, so please help!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008
Snow white, in the view point of the Evil Queen by Xavier Honre reviews
This is a Short Story written in the view point of the evil queen, its quite comical
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Innovations of sin by TT-da-lamanite reviews
Memories of tommorow, and innovations of today, I refuse to live life a shadow!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
The TRUTH Behind Tickle Me Elmo by MFB Ortega reviews
Tickle Me Elmo. Evil incarnate.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
How NOT To Write a Story by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
A redneck writer struggles to pen his first novel, an epic fantasy with every cliche in the book. Read to see what is, and isn't, going through his mind as he tries to come up with ideas. VERY FUNNY. Please read & review! NOTE: Actual story now underway!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007
Poppies by Trish J reviews
Some heroes get medals or statues or flashy Batmobiles. My heroes get poppies.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
50 Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of Walmart by abbyswrittenworld reviews
Self explanitory. Some online friends helped write this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Let's All Commit Suicide! by Qzie reviews
There wouldn't be any wars if we did. [Heavy sarcasm]
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Burning You Way Through the Library by The Mumbling Sage reviews
A helpful, informative guide of what to scorch first, and why. Perfect for whenever you're stuck in a library and need some heat or light! Also known as 'what happens when the library pages get rebellious'
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Pirate vs Ninja: Presidential Debate by Faceless Pyrus reviews
We're all familiar with the modern debate of Pirates vs. Ninjas, but what happens when this conflict elevates to the most important battle of all, the presidential debate?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
He's Fucking Vader You Dumb Bitch by TenaciouSoup reviews
Short story about nerdy children, Star Wars, and the death of sensibility in todays Youth. Coarse Language
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Oh, Just Laugh it Off by OnlyToMe623 reviews
Haha, that's horrible.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Billy's First Fiction by Faceless Pyrus reviews
Billy wants to get involved in writing fiction. He begins his first work, but makes the mistake of writing with a backseat writer. The result is... well... this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Honor by Tumanator reviews
You must be one united with others to be of truth.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
A Love Poem About Punctuation! by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
I wanna hold you, I wanna hold you in parentheses...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
57 Ways To Get On People's Nerves by Azrael Adamine Gaunt reviews
Exactly what it says above!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
An Open Letter to Teenagers by Xineph reviews
Read it.Please.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Misunderstood Hedgepigs by degrees-of-rambling reviews
A small rambling as to the Misunderstood Hedgepigs
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Mistakes by Kissing Concrete reviews
From science class!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
Artist by Zeurpiet reviews
What is an Artist?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
How to live happily ever after in ten steps by Sofia Lemos da Costa reviews
Girls want to live happily ever after and I'll make their dream come true!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Nazi Sudan by Passions reviews
Also in response to the genocide in Darfur. This started out as just a class assignment, but I actually like how it turned out. R&R!
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
A Comprehensive HowTo Guide to Slasher Films by Don't Mind Me I'm Just Here reviews
Your basic spoof of slash-em-up movies...rated to avoid ticking off people
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2004
Hello Wisconsin by Fantasy-Ark reviews
very weird poem about the coolest state eva!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2004
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A Spoonful Of Arsenic reviews
Charlie Wey's Third Mystery. Charlie must turn herself into Mary Poppins and nanny for a rich family. Two of their previous nanny's have been killed, can Charlie escape this curse? My 50th story! Whooo!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 11/29/2009
power in now reviews
danger of past and future
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
The Valley reviews
I recently went to LA...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Life reviews
my assignment was to write something i've never done before...which can only be sci fi. scientist confrons a moral dilemma that could change the course of history
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Tidy Restrictions reviews
who's ever really ready for life? I'm not sure what I want to do with this yet, maybe I'll make it into something more.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
Escape reviews
A girl escapes into a world of her own fantasy to escape her real life
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Complete
Behind Ambition reviews
collection of honest poetry
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/19/2010
White reviews
story of a man with autism
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete
Cycle reviews
a war social commentary
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty reviews
because i seem to be obsessed with making 'modern' versions of fairy tales...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Complete
Arlington, All is Silent reviews
war. critique. Written for creaive writing course. Had to incorporate a national monument, a body of water, insects, a cartoon character, and vegetables
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
Act Well Your Part reviews
acting is for the stage
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
Deception reviews
Jenson is an assassin in the near future America. He kills all of the murders and rapists that the courts don't bring to justice. If only he really knew who he was killing...
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010
To Allah reviews
A poem as told from the perspective of a female suicide bomber. For the review game's WCC of May. /post/9040. check it out!
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
Nutcracker: A Ballet of the Mind reviews
For the WCC of February "Ballet is Woman."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Turned to Noise reviews
For the WCC of Jan. The story of a man's life through music. sorry if the links aren't working inside. fictionpress is being strange...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Threshold reviews
For the WCC of December: "In Transit". If you like it, vote for me at the Review Game!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Summer Killin' reviews
A Charlie Wey mystery. Charlie and her partner Nate are undercover cops. Now they must enter the dangerous world of regional theatre because Summer Lovin' is looking more like Summer PLETE
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,753 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009
Honor reviews
written for the WCC of November:"Writing comes more easily if you have something to say" -sholem Asch. Story takes place in Turkey, this happening is not rare there.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
The Fields Below reviews
For the Review Game's WCC of October.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let Down Your Hair Extensions2 reviews
the new extended edition! So you think you know the story of Rapunzel? Well, you don't. The not so valiant Prince George goes to save his princess, Rapunzel. Will they ever live happily ever after, or is that just a hoax?
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Tomorrow reviews
For the august WCC. prompt:"Forever has no meaning when you're living in the moment."-Ellen Hopkins. About nature and how quickly it can be taken away.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Say What? reviews
a story/book on all my interesting viewpoints on todays most controversial topics.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008
Severed Ties reviews
The cities of Marynor and Noran have been at war for as long as anyone can remember. When the war starts up again, peasant girl Emma discovers secrets from her past. Meanwhile a general, Jed, fights for his city and his father's PLETE
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 55,293 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Beauty reviews
where true beauty lies. For the WCC of July. promt:"To see a world in a grain of sand/And a heaven in a wild flower/Hold infinity in the palm of your hand/And eternity in an hour." William Blake, Auguries of Innocence.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Charlie's Angel reviews
Charlie Wey is an undercover cop, when she has to go undercover and prove that her best friend is innocent of murder. Funny characters and scenes throughout!COMPLETE
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,230 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Addiction reviews
This is for the Review Game's WCC of May:"I'm dying of thirst in the middle of the ocean."If you feel inclined, come vote and join the madness. Remember to read all of the entries!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
She Knows reviews
My entry for The Review Game's WCC of April.The prompt:"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered."-Emerson the love of my life :P
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Just Outside Your Window reviews
A call to action. For the Review Game's WCC of March: "I'm not done yet."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
The Millionth Day reviews
Written for the Review Game's February Writing Challenge Contest: Never In a Million Years
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let Down Your Hair Extensions reviews
The true Rapunzel story as told by the valiant Prince George.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Vampire Mooning reviews
It's about time that somebody made a vampire parody! Co-written with my bro: GriffinKnight77.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Blindness reviews
a poem response to the review game's writing challenge contest: How did we end up this way?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Snow reviews
About my love/hate relationship with the white stuff that falls from the sky.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
You Turn Away reviews
just a commentary i guess...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Waiting reviews
waiting for a soldier to come home
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
In the News reviews
The news that the people want and need to hear.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008
Little Red reviews
It's based off of little red riding hood. It's my first attmept at a horror, so we'll see how this goes. It was inspired by a shower curtain, so it has to be interesing, right?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Never Again reviews
they said never again...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
License Plates reviews
...they can be amusing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Oh My insert your God's name here! reviews
just some thoughts on OMG, atheists, and Jesus.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
It All Started on a Sunday Morning reviews
this might be my college essay. maybe? Please review and be harsh, because this needs to be a lot better than it is now.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
For Best Taste Results reviews
o the wonders of food labels.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
A Day in the Life reviews
This is also dedicated to the people of darfur. I know that the language isn't all "pretty", but it's supposed to be harsh. It's supposed to make people feel a little uncomfortable. I hope that this poem put the problem of Darfur into perspective.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Listen reviews
This is dedicated to the children and people of Darfur. It's a song i've written, and trust me with the music, it's a lot better, and it also flows better. But we'll see if it works just by itself...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
A Few Notes reviews
music
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
How Boredom May Lead to Pain reviews
a look inside the dangerous world of puzzles.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
Now is the Time reviews
This isn't fiction, it's a non-ficitonal essay. I think that everyone should read it. Not because it's well written, but the message that it holds. i think that it's super imporatant.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Lack of Love reviews
a story of a man and his father's relationship. Takes place in the middle ages
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
I Love Karma reviews
this is a personal essay that i had to write for school. It involves bullies and ME!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Apples and Serpents reviews
adam and eve have caused more trouble than they know.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
500 Words: The Bible Emporium Hold Up reviews
a short story that had to be less than 500 words.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
32 Random things to do at School reviews
just what the title says
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Where's Mr Rogers When You Need Him? reviews
it's about the things that are on television these days for kids.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
My Hero reviews
it's about a soilder in war. i can't really tell you anything else or i'd basically would have told you the entire poem....I got it published!WOOT!
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Okay, but seriously reviews
it's time to face the nasty facts of life.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
How to Turn Someone Down reviews
someone you don't like asks you out. How do you say, no?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Strawberries reviews
why we nedd to mention strawberries in every story. Dedicated to my pal, and she knows who she is.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
25 Ways to Piss Off and Confuse Telemarketers reviews
it's exactly what it says it is.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
How to Get Kicked Out of a Movie Theatre reviews
um...how to get kicked out of a movie theatre...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Dwarves Vs Elves reviews
My sarcastic writing on a very serious matter.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
What the Hell? reviews
This is my goodhearted rant on sports and how it is ruining our society.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Top 10 Reasons Why Shakespeare is Amazing reviews
well the title pretty much says everything.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Aladdin:The True Story reviews
This is basically my parody of Aladdin. It involves many characters other than the classic Aladdin and Jasmine such as Dr. Phil, Paris Hilton, and Paolini.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
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