Bleed The Dream
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Joined 04-13-07, id: 564072, Profile Updated: 11-19-11
Author has written 1 story for General.

Why hello there.

If by some reason you stumbled across my page... cool.

Actually, not cool.

Pretty much useless since there's nothing of interest here.

So I guess I should now apologize for wasting five seconds of your time.

Why are you still reading? I already apologized.

It's your own fault now... I'm not taking responsibility for any more time wasted.

Really?

Why do you even bother?

Okay, I should end this now before things go too far.

I'm doing you a favor here, so you should just stop now.

You're not very good at following directions, are you?

Well, neither am I. I've gotten into quite a bit of trouble at school for it.

But I digress.

My point is...

What was my point again?

Oh, right.

My point is, you should stop reading because this is doing nothing good for either of us.

The more you read, the more I have to keep thinking up witty comments to put.

And I'm not very witty. These aren't very funny, are they?

Well, I don't know. I'm not an expert comedian.

Are you?

You should drop me a line. If you are, I mean.

I could really use the help.

Y'know, at one point, I really wanted to be a stand-up comedian.

Everyone laughed at me when I told them this.

But that's a good sign, isn't it? I'm already off to a great start.

So what's the deal with airline food anyway?

Sorry. I had to.

Hey, it's your own fault anyway for keeping on reading.

I guess I should include a warning here.

WARNING: This profile may include terrible jokes and unfunny humor. May induce nausea, uncontrollable vomiting, and utter disgust at the current state of the human race. Continue at your own peril.

That's a bit harsh, though. I'm not that bad.

Am I?

Alright, alright! I get it. Jeez.

I'm going to stop now. You hurt my feelings.

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Leviathan! by RoughDraftHero reviews
Leviathan has always been apathetic about this whole supervillian business. However, to impress his older brother, he chooses to make the new superhero in town his arch nemesis. Too bad this hero has a penchant for saving Leviathan! slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,070 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/2/2011
Ventures and Investments by RoughDraftHero reviews
Justin Plank is a pathetic gutter rat. In the past, he made the mistake of crossing Tony Torroda, one of the most powerful talent agents in LA. Now, at the brink of failure, he must turn to Tony for help... the last thing he would ever want to do. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,511 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
Blind Yourself by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] Years from now, when people ask us how we met, I'll say that it all started when I was kidnapped by a bus. But, realistically, I doubt I'll live long enough to tell anyone about what happened.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,144 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/27/2007
Rorschach Blots by RoughDraftHero reviews
Sev won't analyze why he wants to spank his teacher. slash mature complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,095 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete
Unrequited by laurenashley02 reviews
I know his wife, his children. I know that he likes apples in his pancakes and peanut butter on his toast. I don't know where he was born or where he grew up. I don't know him. All the same, what I feel for him goes far beyond adolescent admiration.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,918 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009
False Advertising by minoriXXXX reviews
I can't escape anything; it draws me back in, and I'm forever stuck. Incest slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
Boy in the Backseat by erasmuss reviews
Having a taste for dangerous guys can be a dangerous thing, but Colt searches them out anyway. In dark bars and truck-stops. Nobody seems to understand that maybe, probably, he likes the bruises they leave behind. Mxm slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/23/2009
Person For Sale by ballarayna
A psychiatrist tells her life story after killing herself.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,746 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009
Broken Wings by Katica Locke reviews
Complete -- Jakil LeMae arrives at Alyrrawood University, the prestigious school for mages, werecreatures, vampires and faeries. Homoerotic fantasy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 172,033 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Wyatt by xanthofile reviews
[Slash] A teen wondering when his chance at life will come. Taking care of his invalid mother and keeping it secret, he's never lived for himself. Until two brothers move just across the street. [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
Locks on his Door by xanthofile reviews
[mentions of slash] Every time I passed by my son’s closed and locked door, the more it plagued me, until it grew to overtake my every thought. Because it’s hard to compete with a locked door and thumping thrash metal music. [oneshot] nonsexual
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Just One Browning 9mm by xanthofile reviews
[slash] There's not much you can do with a pistol aimed at your face, and even less you can do about the man standing behind it. Because I was never who I portrayed to be. [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Out of Luck by d'Neronique reviews
[slash] No one wants something more than if they can’t have it. That’s why I believe the best way to get guys is to pretend you’re straight – and you had better believe it works like a charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,254 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Just Friends by Natasha5 reviews
[ Slash ] Friends who joke a little too personally, sit a little too closely, hug for a little too long, stare a little too intimitely, touch a little too often and care a little too much. Right. Just friends.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,111 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Homesick Abortion by d'Neronique reviews
mm I told my parents I was gay to get out of trouble. Everything else sort of fell into place. FINISHED
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,268 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Complete
Mascara by American Schokolade reviews
slash The end of my three year relationship changes my life more than I ever thought it would, and I am hardly pleased when I find myself the plaything of two bickering gay guys, especially when one of the guys' sexy friend agrees to pick on me. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,418 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Truth Sits by Sue Doe-Nimm reviews
Taking two quotes and using them as the first two lines of each stanza. About war.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006
Bad Blood by spikedmango reviews
Dana got a lot more than she bargained for when she went out to dinner with a vampire. Now a necromancer wants her silence, and reuniting with her estranged family doesn't offer the safety she expected. Completed!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 197,329 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Copulating Tyler by A Boy Flower reviews
It's about a guy learning to deal with his homosexuality, and his step-brother, who happens to be the object of his lust. [slash] REVISED: Ch. 1
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,420 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004
Heat reviews
Life isn't good enough to live, and it's not bad enough to die, but I don't do either of those well.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete