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Joined 04-16-07, id: 564419, Profile Updated: 07-30-09
Author has written 15 stories for General, Humor, and General.

attention! amy the poet from san francisco says that if you post your writing on a website, it technically counts as being published. and i'm starting to submit my "stuff" to magazines. i don't know why i put air quotes around "stuffs" that makes it sounds like i'm submitting drug samples to magazines.

so what if i am?

anyway, yeah, so no writing will be posted here anymore. i don't think anyone cares, but ok.

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more than love by no.peace.los.angeles reviews
it wasn't always this way. girlxgirl.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
properly committing suicide, the surreal way by no.peace.los.angeles reviews
she balls up her hand into a fist
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
true love isn't always forever by no.peace.los.angeles reviews
justice, like her name, carved
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
understanding the aesthetics of life by no.peace.los.angeles reviews
to be or not to be? that is
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
untitled by sink florida sink reviews
the result of being given structure and creating poetic situations in my mind
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Aboslute Distance and a Single Line by The Mad Poet reviews
Maybe this is really a love poem, about you and I or science and God. Here's to odd couples, I suppose. Bohemian Word Challenge. Word of the day: geodesic.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008
period three by sink florida sink
you can't teach me anything
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
unoriginal by sink florida sink
i just want to be heard
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
reconcile by sink florida sink reviews
you might as well live alone
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
january second by sink florida sink
he plays his guitar when he talks to me and it drives me crazy
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
dig up her bones by sink florida sink reviews
pressed in a crowd
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
if wishes had faces by no.peace.los.angeles reviews
i can't say i'd catch you
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
on top of the world by sink florida sink reviews
i was so in love and so sad and this is real and it still hurts when i think about it
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
higher EdJuCaiSHuN by The Mad Poet reviews
Competition doesn't kill, some children need to be left behind, and your hippie flowerchild preschool mentality politics do NOT belong in my baby's public school.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
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Respect: The Sexual Fantasy Version
Marcia's sexual fantasy is to be treated like a human being, and hilarity ensues or something .
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Published: 2/5/2012
Dating Proposal to a Hot and Steamy Robotic Voice
read. critique. make it better. :D
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Published: 7/31/2011
I Am Done with my Memoir So Make Life Stop Moving reviews
the end.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011
the good roommate
what do you think
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Published: 10/8/2010
president obama notices your ass is unkicked reviews
on the BP oil spill. what else?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
how to be a real person
i checked that book out once hoping for advice
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Published: 6/14/2010
cant get any better than george w bush
lesser of two evils
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,769 - Published: 6/13/2010
new york city public restrooms reviews
i live in these sometimes
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
sexual harassment for all, not just debbie reviews
based on an actual news article
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010
gandhi and the nazi peace corps
LONG. but you should read it, anyway. gandhi goes to the warsaw ghetto and it is lots of fun
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,381 - Published: 6/5/2010
how i, an american, became an illegal immigrant reviews
wasnt too hard
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010
jippie's department store museum
down with capitalism down with capitalism
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Published: 5/27/2010
missouri and i are in love reviews
i edited it a lot
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2010
i am robo cashier may i take your gun reviews
welcome to jippie's department store
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010
darfur is boring me! reviews
yawnyawnyawn
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010