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Name: Indiana (Some people call me Indi, others call me Ana)
Favourite bands/musicians: Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Kiss, Black Sabbath, Nirvana, Yngwie Malmsteen, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, U2, Stone Temple Pilots, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses, Iron Maiden, Iron Butterfly, The Beatles (I'm so old school).
Favourites movies: Misery, Psycho, Harold And Kumar Go To Whitecastle, Vertigo...
Hobbies: Grocery shopping at midnight (It's easier to ride the trolley like a Go-Kart when the isles are clear), dancing in the rain, rambling about insignifcant things, playing electric or bass guitar, sleeping, eating, breathing, etc.
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." - Robin Williams
"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that." - Steven Martin
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."
"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
"I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them."
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
(If you're still reading this, you must be bored)
I live in Te Anau which is only like... The greatest place in New Zealand (Before you ask, NO, NEW ZEALAND IS NOT PART OF AUSTRALIA AND IT IS NOT PART OF AFRICA ).
I have a younger brother and an older sister, I'm the awkward middle child :/
Yeah, that's pretty much my life story...
Remember: Why be difficult when you can be impossible.