Abysmal Tr3pidation
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Joined 04-16-07, id: 564474
Author has written 4 stories for Life, and Song.

Name: Indiana (Some people call me Indi, others call me Ana)

Age: 15

Favourite bands/musicians: Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Kiss, Black Sabbath, Nirvana, Yngwie Malmsteen, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, U2, Stone Temple Pilots, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses, Iron Maiden, Iron Butterfly, The Beatles (I'm so old school).

Favourites movies: Misery, Psycho, Harold And Kumar Go To Whitecastle, Vertigo...

Hobbies: Grocery shopping at midnight (It's easier to ride the trolley like a Go-Kart when the isles are clear), dancing in the rain, rambling about insignifcant things, playing electric or bass guitar, sleeping, eating, breathing, etc.

Quotes:

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." - Robin Williams

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that." - Steven Martin

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."

"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."

"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."

"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

"I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them."

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

About Me:

(If you're still reading this, you must be bored)

I live in Te Anau which is only like... The greatest place in New Zealand (Before you ask, NO, NEW ZEALAND IS NOT PART OF AUSTRALIA AND IT IS NOT PART OF AFRICA ).

I have a younger brother and an older sister, I'm the awkward middle child :/

Yeah, that's pretty much my life story...

Remember: Why be difficult when you can be impossible.

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This Is Life by WyrdWolf reviews
Real-life quotes taken from people in my school. Could get racy, so you've been forewarned. Enjoy! R&R if you want, I like comments :)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,543 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 12/19/2005
Stupid Old Banjo by All Alone With Her Thoughts reviews
All I want is to love, and someone to love me back. You'll understand the title, once you read the poem.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Musical Freedom by All Alone With Her Thoughts reviews
Close your eyes and listen to the music. NUMBER 300...WOW
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Cherry Stem by Anna178 reviews
This is the first time I've rhymed in a long while, even if it is poorly done...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
I Left The Edge Far Behind Me by WyrdWolf reviews
I didn't know what anger truly was until it hit me. It hit me hard and fast. I wrote this, and I mean every word of it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Ivy Shadow by Burnt Bread reviews
She sits among the ivy leaves.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
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Something reviews
Usually I write songs, but I woke up this morning and decided to take a shot at poetry. I guess it's harder than it looks. Someone help me. Reviews are BEYOND appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2007
Eternal Entrapment reviews
I wrote this after a relative committed suicide so it is a little bit on the morbid side. It's the first song I've written, so I need tips and constructive criticism. R&R...
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Forgive And Forget reviews
Sighs I've come to the conlusion that it is impossible to write a good song......Unless your name is John Lennon and you're high on LSD.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
So Sick reviews
Teenage angst on paper...
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete