Greetings citizens of earth! My name is beefbag! My opinion of your species...you need to lay off the krispy kreemes.Oh! and utah people rock! I have been monitoring your internet workings for quite some time now, and have been impressed with the site fiction press. I may just post some stories and ideas... and you earthlings can critique them.

but seriously, i'm ushilly more of a comic author so forgive me if my stories take on kind of an episodic format. Hopefully I'll get a website with illistrations (and hopefully fanart-if you love me). in the meantime... don't take me to your leader. unless he's a she. and she's hot. i'm not a lesbian.