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Joined 04-19-07, id: 564792, Profile Updated: 10-23-08
Author has written 7 stories for Fantasy, Romance, General, General, and Love.

Hi everyone! As you may have noticed, I'm what the trolls call an erratic updater. But don't worry, kiddies, I (usually) come back to them (eventually)! Just be patient! (Very patient!)


Beautiful Mysteries: All anybody needs to do is say the word, and I will positively flood FictionPress with all my psychedelic wordy poems. Seriously.

Carpe Diem Wit' Love: Ahh, a sign of the degradation and corruption of Shakespearean perfection, some would say. Me, I call it silly and cute.


Harlequin: This is actually merely an accessory story to an epic that's been in the works in my brain since September 2004. You may or may not see more from this world on FictionPress. You may or may not see the epic eventually get professionally published. You may or may not like the ending. I really don't care, because this world's my baby, dammit.

Hello My Name Is Yorick: I may or may not get back to this one, since I thoroughly enjoyed writing Yorick, but the plot was eh for me. It did, however, receive the most prompt acclaim that any of my stories has ever had.

The Practice Room: Once again, merely an accessory story to a larger world. Saix is my love button. I may write more that centers around him and his life later on.

Oh, Damn: Yay, a non-oneshot that I ACTUALLY FINISHED! I'm so one of the cool kids now. The sequel to this is "Gorgeous Rockstar Boyfriend."

Gorgeous Rockestar Boyfriend: The sequel to "Oh, Damn," but infinitely longer, or at least, I plan for it to be longer. If I ever finish it.

The Moon And The Sun: The story I'm doing for NaNoWriMo, which I MIGHT (might) post here, if I'm not completely dissatisfied with the end result, or if I have an end result at all. Eh, whatever.

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Broken Telephone by Penelope P reviews
She didn't know him, and he didn't know her. A coincidence of cosmic proportions had brought them together, over the phone. Nothing personal that was the rule. “So our siblings are getting married.” He said thoughtfully.“Obviously not to each other.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,626 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009
Just For A Thrill by chewyy the moofin reviews
COMPLETE. I flew, literally, down the stairs, landing somewhat gracefully onto the floor, sliding across the wood into the room and diving behind the sofa, putting my back flat against it. Ahh, the things you can do when you're scared for your life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 109,371 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008
The Quiet Sound of Pride by Tabitha Grey reviews
Finished! A retelling of Pride and Prejudice. From the moment Elizabeth Camden met Kent Darcy she hated how proud he was and tried as hard as she could to beat him at anything and everything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,394 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
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Gorgeous Rockstar Boyfriend reviews
In the sequel to "Oh, Damn," Jane Elton's finally getting some quality time with her gorgeous rockstar boyfriend, tagging along as Ganguro goes on creative retreat for the summer. But is a normal relationship really in the cards for them? Let's find out!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008
Oh, Damn reviews
What happens when you get drunk and make out with a rock star? Well, for one, you get a headache, but if you're very lucky, you get a rock star who wants to see you again. And, if you're completely dense like Jane Elton, you get a whole lot of drama.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Carpe Diem Wit' Love reviews
A humorous sonnet written by a guy--who obviously knows more about Soulja Boy than Shakespeare--to the girl he loves.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Beautiful Mysteries
...I *think* it's about exploring...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
The Practice Room
Saix--NOT Kingdom Hearts Saix--is sitting alone in the annals of the chorus rooms on his college campus, tinkering with a piano, when he gets rudely interrupted. Oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Hello My Name Is Yorick reviews
A disgruntled dark sexy vampire named Yorick and his slightly humorous observations as he tries to live undercover in a town called Merriweather. It's in the romance category for a reason, I swear! Reviews liked, rent must be paid, no smokers or drinkers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008
Harlequin reviews
Short story of Ellynwy Grassroots, winged outcast in her 20's, as she tries to find a job in the winged people world. Fantasy with a real world feel. Short story, if you keep in mind that short is relative. Rated T for maturer than usual themes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete