Hi everyone! As you may have noticed, I'm what the trolls call an erratic updater. But don't worry, kiddies, I (usually) come back to them (eventually)! Just be patient! (Very patient!)

POEMS

Beautiful Mysteries: All anybody needs to do is say the word, and I will positively flood FictionPress with all my psychedelic wordy poems. Seriously.

Carpe Diem Wit' Love: Ahh, a sign of the degradation and corruption of Shakespearean perfection, some would say. Me, I call it silly and cute.

STORIES

Harlequin: This is actually merely an accessory story to an epic that's been in the works in my brain since September 2004. You may or may not see more from this world on FictionPress. You may or may not see the epic eventually get professionally published. You may or may not like the ending. I really don't care, because this world's my baby, dammit.

Hello My Name Is Yorick: I may or may not get back to this one, since I thoroughly enjoyed writing Yorick, but the plot was eh for me. It did, however, receive the most prompt acclaim that any of my stories has ever had.

The Practice Room: Once again, merely an accessory story to a larger world. Saix is my love button. I may write more that centers around him and his life later on.

Oh, Damn: Yay, a non-oneshot that I ACTUALLY FINISHED! I'm so one of the cool kids now. The sequel to this is "Gorgeous Rockstar Boyfriend."

Gorgeous Rockestar Boyfriend: The sequel to "Oh, Damn," but infinitely longer, or at least, I plan for it to be longer. If I ever finish it.

The Moon And The Sun: The story I'm doing for NaNoWriMo, which I MIGHT (might) post here, if I'm not completely dissatisfied with the end result, or if I have an end result at all. Eh, whatever.