Dmitri Krosser
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Joined 04-19-07, id: 564841, Profile Updated: 03-27-09
Author has written 13 stories for Humor, General, Life, Horror, and Love.

I'm a dude. I exist. I write weird stories and crappy poetry. That's the stuff I do. Whoo. Read "Thad Gunter," please. I worked hard on it.

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The Adventures of Thad Gunter! reviews
A bizarre serial following newly reborn documentary filmmaker Isaac “Thad” Thaddeus Gunter III on his quest to rescue his lost love from the diabolic clutches of evil porn company RennTech! Now complete!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 4/23/2007
In My Defense
A Mike Barton story. Alone and bitter on a Wednesday night, Mike reflects on all the things in his personal life he isn't happy with. Written in the style of Sean Catlett.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Third Choice
When a girl looks at you and says that, should she break up with her current boyfriend, you're one of her next choices... Well, what can you say to that?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Four AM
When you're a night owl, you stay up most of the night. But around a certain time, you're feet begin to drag and you enter a very unique mind frame. For me, that time is around four in the morning.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Dallas
Once upon a time, I knew a very strange girl named Dallas. With a surprise ending!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Nostalgia Gone Horribly Wrong
Do you remember the day your childhood ended?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Love is Destructive: A Poem for Him and Her
Two disturbed young people collided.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
The Kelly Sharp Suite reviews
A series of poems exploring my obsession, my sorrow, and my love of a young girl named Kelly Sharp. Now complete.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Grand Priz Hotela Alexia
Sora's got a nice job at the Grand Priz Hotela Alexia but she thinks it may be driving her insane. A strange and discomforting tale of jobs, drugs, sex, and personal freedom.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,030 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Jerk reviews
A freeform poem about hurting people for your own enjoyment. Based on almost true events.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Not a Word is Spoken
An erotic poem about forbidden love.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
The Day All the Celebrities Died reviews
Dangerous thoughts produced after watching E! Entertainment Channel all day.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Shooting Delusions at the Speed of Light
An enraged poem about living in the 'burbs.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete