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...Hi.

Soooo, what's going on with you?

Really?

That's good. Awesome...

Ahem.

April 1, 2012

Go read all of SweetUnknown's stories immediately. That is all.

March 28, 2010

Ughhhh GROSS week. Had to put down one of my Chows because he got too aggressive and started attacking everything. Sigh, I'm gonna miss that lazy dog :( (Maybe lazy isn't the correct term since he obviously had enough energy to go after animals/people)
But anyway...

I've decided that I probably won't put any personal works up here. Instead, I'm going to just add reading suggestions in my Favorite Stories list. Favorite authors have multiple works I think you should take a peek at :)

Dec. 16, 2009

Just thought I should comment on all the plagiarism that's been happening lately. It's really depressing that some people are so lazy and unoriginal that they would resort to stealing works from writers that have put their heart and soul into producing awesome reads. NOT cool and completely unacceptable. Shame on all of you plagiarizers...That is all.

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Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? /REMOVED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/25/2024 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
The Bonny Ship by M. Forthe reviews
There's an island where time stands still, a prison for two ancient evils, where villagers with dark secrets and pirates with a reconstructed ship constantly feud. Eva is dropped right in the middle of it, with no memory of how she got there, and no plan to escape. Maybe the pirates will help her? That is, if their captain can manage not to be an irritating prick for five minutes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,490 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 7/8/2009
You Wish by SweetUnknown reviews
Jennifer only wanted a new necklace. Now she's the master of a djinn bent on freeing himself and taking revenge on all of humanity! It'll be fine as long as she doesn't make any wishes, but the djinn's tempting suggestions are getting harder to deny...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,350 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 9/16/2011
The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,291 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
The Tribulations of Swedish Furniture by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
I'd bought the bookshelf myself, had carried up three flights of stairs, and I wanted to put the darn thing together on my own. But how could I resist willing assistance from the boy who literally lived next door? Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Skiing and Other Misdirections by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
The only thing Quinn hates more than ski trips is blood. So what happens when an injured snow boarder needs her assistance? Complete fluff. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
The Blind Date by Sleepless but not in Seattle reviews
Quinn Sinclair has been told that she is going to meet the perfect man tonight. All she has to do is walk up to a guy she has never met before and tell him that her best friend thinks they'd be perfect together. How hard could that be? ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Complete
The Dragon's Warrior by SweetUnknown reviews
When a dragon attacks her village, Emelin is unsurprised to find herself chosen as the sacrifice to appease the beast. But when a last act of bravery gets her spared, she's forced to face all her misconceptions about life—and love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,656 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011
When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,819 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
With Love, And Regret by Mailai reviews
Breaking up with Reid had been the right thing to do. We were great as friends and terrible as more. But... why was I suddenly regretting that decision? One Shot - Rated M for some strong language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Complete
The Wingwoman by White Rose Blossom reviews
Jace spread his arms. "I'm right here, Lex." My heart skipped a beat. "Uhm, no thanks, you probably have cooties and other diseases." Jace, man-whore that he was, was one of my best friends, not to mention my house mate. So falling for him probably wasn't a good idea, right? Shit. This is why I needed a dog.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
The Cupcake Slut by most likely fried reviews
She's just the sweet girl who sells cupcakes. He's just the charming guy who buys them. She has a crush. He has something up his sleeve. Pure, unadulterated, happy, non-dramatic fluff. rated M for some language and some, yknow. Some eventual schmex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,043 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
Five Tasks of the Riverside by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
"I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. We don't want to do anything perverted with your underpants, on the contrary, they'd be revered." Some Saturday nights are more interesting than others... One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
In the Sudden Event of a Confrontation by theKnobblyKneedWriter reviews
ONESHOT. Face-to-face battle is the hardest of all. But you're going to have to tell him you're in love with him some day.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Complete
The Best Bits by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
'Dear Pip, Firstly, don't freak out. I know you've just tipped four dolls' heads out onto your bed and they're probably giving you the major creeps. Bear with me, there's a point to this.' One shot, ADoR prompt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Faking It by CharlieBlue reviews
Just your typical Please-pretend-to-be-my-boyfriend-to-keep-the-creepy-guy-from-harassing-me story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Mint Allergies by Liya Smith reviews
Fred never considered herself a bad kisser. But the comatose nerd at her feet dares to say otherwise. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
The EllieFin in the Cupboard by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Three Words by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
Lucy receives three notes. And in them are three words. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
The Thin Line by Speak For the Noise reviews
It wasn't Marina's idea to be the mate of a sexy, but irritating vampire. With their endless arguing, other vampires wanting her dead, and of course, school, Marina's senior year should be interesting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,201 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Of the Famous by xoxluurve reviews
They were both idiots. Want to be treated normally? THEN DON’T GET FAMOUS. Shit, it wasn’t that hard.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,552 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Homewrecker for the Hospitalised by FizzyLizzy reviews
It would have been the most perfect, heart-to-goo-inducing couple had I not butted my sorry ass into it. Sorry, folks. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Insert Catchy Title Here by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
I used to have a corny summary for a make believe story to lure people to read this. This is not, in fact, fiction. It is a commentary on the quality of the stories on this site...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Laser tag my heart by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT. Something fishy was going on, and my suspicions were confirmed when Ryan walked past and told me it was just me and Zach left, all alone in this dark, dark place with many corners and hidey-holes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Gum Wrapper Confessionals by extrapolating ideas reviews
Surface area, generally, isn't what most base their choice in gum off of, but most people, generally, didn't write love notes on their gum wrappers. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Proud to fight like a GIRL by Pinkamoo reviews
She fought evil by moonlight, she won love, or she tried to win love, by daylight. She was the one named...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
You're Not My Type by realize reviews
You rank maybe a 6.450903 on the hotness scale out of 10, and that’s on your good days. Sure, some days I find myself staring into your dull brown eyes a little longer than necessary, but I could get 11s if I tried. So don’t think you’re anything special.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Let Me Know by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “He lied. When he said that it didn’t bother him that he didn’t remember her - he lied.” Love is longing for the half of ourselves we have lost.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Good Girl Going Crazy by hotcheri reviews
[COMPLETE] I'm a good girl. I get A's. I don't give my mom problems. So how did I get in a shouting match with this cute guy in the Principals office? And why did my Math teacher pair us up for tutoring? Doesn't he realize that's a recipe for chaos? [SEQUEL UP] *FAIR WARNING* This story is 8 years old and is cliche with some cringe-worthy dialogue and scenes. Read at your own risk!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 138,647 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Kissing You And The Rest by SparklingA reviews
And why do we need to go to the mall today?" "To fulfill my New Year's Resolution." "Which is?" "To kiss every guy I see in the next fourteen hours." Oh, isn't life hilarious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
1:43 AM by nexia reviews
Some days he wanted to shove a sock in her mouth. Some days he just wanted to kill her. Some days he wished she never existed. Then there were days that he remembered every little thing he loved about her... Those days pissed him off the most. / One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Nude Model Needed by MaeMaes reviews
What's a girl to do when she wants to get her crush's attention? Dress up like a boy? Sneak into his shower stall? Pray for divine intervention? /One-Shot!/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
The Bubblegum Fairy and The Bad Boy by G0bSmackt reviews
Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
The Proposal by estrellabella reviews
“I made the best decision of my life when I decided to talk to you. I knew you were the most beautiful girl in that cafeteria, and I still think that today." Lindsey's breath caught in her throat. Suddenly this situation was extremely familiar. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete
Train Rides by FizzyLizzy reviews
SKoW Nominee, Round 9. I see him every Thursday morning on the train with a clouded look in his eyes and all I want to do is make it go away. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Marsupial Summer by Ravina reviews
LONG ONE-SHOT! "Ah, Julian my boy...you finally know what jealousy feels like," Lori said sagely. "Perhaps," he responded, playing along. "Because anyone before was dispensable, but..." He traced a finger down my cheek. "Perhaps."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,487 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Only the Benefits by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
I hate you," he hissed. Rolling my eyes, I said, "The feeling is mutual." He shook his head, looking over my shoulder. Eyes growing wide, he whispered urgently, "Kiss me!" I blinked. "WHAT?" I asked, eyebrows up. "Kiss me, now!" He ordered, bending down.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,430 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Carnival High by Le Meg reviews
Finn learns a very important lesson from a girl at his school's fundraiser carnival: rain checks are for pansies. Inspired by the TaD writing prompt from issue #4.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
The Man on the Side of the Freeway by its.Nothing.Special reviews
Mason always agrees with me and Jacob nearly kills me and I want to build a lemonade stand out of our memories. The man on the side of the freeway had a lemonade stand once, too, I think. It's just that whenever I see him, I kind of want to cry. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
One of the Boys by Speak For the Noise reviews
A ‘mistake’ by the new secretary places archenemies Charlie Lyle and Dalton Parrish in the same dorm for their entire junior year. Problem? Charlie is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,835 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009
Borderline by baraonda reviews
Working at the local diner is not the most thrilling job in the world, but when Penelope meets a strange group of boys, her world is thrown into total and utter chaos. And that was before she found out about their "pack"...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 189,850 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Nervous, Yet? by Neon Scribe reviews
Even from where I sat, I could see the excitement radiating off of those around us. It wasn’t everyday one had to play ‘Nervous, yet?’ with their best friend. //One-Shot//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Of Necks and Hickeys by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! "OH MY GOD!" I shouted. "What? What's wrong?" he demanded, appearing at my side. "You...you...youyouyou..." I sputtered. "YOU GAVE ME A HICKEY!" "Really? Let's see it." Riordan tilted my chin up. "It looks pretty good actually," he said smugly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Exchanges Only by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! Kissing booth. Age 11. Clark had been my first - and only - customer. After he paid his 2 dollars and placed a wet one on me, I realized just how many cooties I was setting myself up for and closed up the business. Now he's back for a refund.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Sox in a Box by Myrika reviews
She's appalled by his food choices. He thinks she's a baseball curse. It's definitely not a match made in heaven or in Boston, for that matter. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Singing the Last Song by found.eventually reviews
I liked you because you were stupid and that made me look smarter. You went for me so you could cheat during exams. We had sex and got caught, your hands on my boobs. We have two kids, one of which, apparently, developed HIV. At the age of two. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Little Less Obvious by the64single reviews
There was no one in the world that Keri DeGiovanni hated more than Alexander Vidal. Which was why when she found a shirtless Alex with his arms around her bare body and no recollection of the night before, she was a bit surprised.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,097 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
2:47 by MandyRenae reviews
It all started with a pick up line... "Can you tell me what time it is?" She looked at her watch. "2:47, why?" "Well, don't you want to remember the time we met forever?"... Who knew it would turn out to be so much more...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Thirty Floors by andee lee reviews
One-shot. They say one ride in the elevator at the Elegance Hotel is all it takes to change your life. According to the story her two best friends believe, Natalie is thirty floors away from finding the man of her dreams.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Adam: The Irritating Paramedic by The Cheerio reviews
One Shot. This is what i get for being heroic. A gaping bleeding hole. And an annoying paramedic that's supposed to be saving my life. Well, at least he's sexy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by SamanthaNicole reviews
REPOSTED. After three years on the cheerleading squad, I was still single, and pining after my geeky lab partner. Don't ask me how or why, because I couldn't tell you. All I know is that the way he mixes dangerous chemicals really turns me on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Moon River by pixy-dizzy reviews
Pen is not earth mother. And the boy is not gentle. But he is lovely and broken and if she could stop being a chickenshit she could call him up and ask him to take her to Casablanca. This is how the world begins.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Why Can't we be Friends? by Sally Can Wait reviews
[ONE SHOT] Cady & Hayden had been friends forever. So when Hayden realizes he might have feelings for her, he enlists his ladies' man poet friend to help him win her over. Sadly, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Over You by verita reviews
Charlie thought she found The One. So when he dumps her out of the blue for his ex, she does the only thing that makes sense: she gets even. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,687 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Shoelaces Undone by jennycraig10 reviews
She was just a girl falling in love with the boy who came up to her, out of nowhere, to tie her shoelaces. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Fat Filled Popcorn by slee5133 reviews
My boyfriend dumped me for my bestfriend. I was pissed, so I went to the movies. He chucked popcorn at me. I chucked a hissy fit at him. Guess who's the new it guy in school, and my brother's new best friend? You guessed it! HIM! Kill me now please.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,489 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Snuck up on Me by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[PREQUEL and ONESHOT] He's going to make a declaration. She's not making it easy on him, but it's not her fault. Really, she doesn't even know he's there, and she won't until he sneaks up and scares the bejesus out of her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
My Guardian Angel by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. She said, “Silly, you’re my guardian angel…” and he said, “Yeah, I guess I am. I promise I won’t let you down.” He didn't.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Spontaneity by rain-walker reviews
Kissing a stranger on the subway may not have been my most brilliant idea, but he wasn’t supposed to keep turning up… Oneshot ... skow nominated
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Complete
A Few More Miles by Slideshow reviews
He wished he could say sorry for things he couldn't apologize for. A shittyass van, a long drive, and the people they picked up. Maybe there was someone yet to change his mind about the world. Or maybe he was meant to change hers. OneShot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
To Pinch a Player by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
As a rule, I didn't touch players with a 10ft pole, but he was the yummiest guy I'd ever seen. So I came up with a plan to nab him. But as everyone knows, some things just don't go according to plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Let The World Know by Anepidekti reviews
[ONESHOT] Please…” I pleaded but he shook his head again. “I’m not doing this anymore. I refuse to.” He said with a finality that caused me to choke out a sob.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Third Time’s a Charm by cynically amused reviews
The first step towards change is admitting there is problem. Well then I guess I should get that out of the way, I have a problem. I’m a random dialer, but I won’t get into that yet. The second step is to avoid temptation—not so easy… [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
Good Girls Don't Play with Fire by adio kalinihta reviews
Reese was a good girl. Conscientious, effective, and thorough. Everything in her life was planned perfectly, except for a little infatuation with a certain arrogant brat named Cole Roderick. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
Hypothetically Speaking by Lyssa O reviews
Hypothetically speaking, I know this guy and this girl who are crazy about each other. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
The Boy on the Train by Marisa-Lynn reviews
[One-Shot] The boy in the seat over keeps looking at me and I keep looking at him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2006
Aelyn's story by timpanigirl reviews
:: Completed:: Aelyn has been trained as a soldier her whole life, but when she is captured by the enemy army, survival takes a whole new twist
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,307 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005
In A Battle of Bad Pick Up Lines by Jenina reviews
“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Madison Avenue by Endowment's Seraph reviews
FINISHED meet Madison Garner, a kick a$$ chick who gets kidnapped, but she's the one that gives them hell and not the other way around, and hatred breeds love,or pain and good fun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,275 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 8/11/2003
His Phenomenal Eyes by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. I wanted him to look at me. I wanted him to sing to me. But no, this song was dedicated to a girl who he had never met and would probably never know. Oh God. I wanted to cry for him. Oneshot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Complete
The Stepbrother by ThePerfectUgly reviews
Jade hates her new stepbrother, Zach. Things start to turn for the worst when she suddenly becomes attracted to him. She tries to shrug it off but there's no denying it. Especially when she begins to think he's feeling it too.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,032 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Flawless Storm reviews
An ordinary day at work becomes the stuff of wicked dreams when Madison mistakes a mild aphrodisiac for aspirin. A short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Jasmine by WriterJC reviews
Now Complete! Jasmine is an independent young woman who feels that her life is just the way she likes it. So how is it that a certain man with a 'knight in shining armor' complex can step in and turn everything upside down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50,732 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 6/5/2001