Snaffleshide bio
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 Author has written 5 stories for Horror, Young Adult, General, and Humor. I am an 18 year old college student studying something completely unrelated to the language arts. Most of my stories are just ideas. They don't have well thought out plots or characters. They are simply thoughts that I have written down in an attempt to make them more real. Because of this, most everything I write will be a short story. Or, more accurately, a half formed idea written out haphazardly at some indecent hour of night. Except one. I am planning on writing a long biography about something and someone very important to me. I haven't actually started on this one yet because I want to make sure I get it right, so don't be holding your breath or anything. |
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December Heroes and Schoolyard Ghosts by fairies and snapple reviews
He just wants her to pose as a nun, and it wouldn’t hurt if she had more thoughts in her head than colors in her hair. She just wants that damn anal-retentive ghost out of her room. And her younger brother just can't choose between psycho and disaster.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 4/10/2008
Shattered Dreams by CassandraStacy reviews
I was eight when I quit believing in fairy tales. Being raped will do that. After years of abuse for sexual profit, I never dreamed of meeting my prince at a magical ball. But when midnight strikes can Charm break the curse…or must I learn to save myself?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
A Lasting Storm by CassandraStacy reviews
Adaline never thought life would be easier before she knew Flyboy’s secret identity. With her case in The City underway and a new super team-with questionable members-in the making, Adaline doesn’t know how she’s going to survive her senior year. SEQUEL!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 1/11/2010
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,320 - Reviews: 3504 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,819 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
The Apocalypse by Weeping Duck reviews
Hannah Ayers and Jake Allen had hated each other for longer than they could remember. But when a car accident leaves Hannah with amnesia, she can’t remember him at all. Jake could use this to a nefarious advantage…or enjoy a clean slate. Tough choice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,497 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Behind Locked Minds by Imminent Paradox reviews
An international project - the truth about what happens to everyday teenagers. It's raw, it's real, it's life. Sort of like a universal pillowbook. Try it out?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 81 - Words: 58,953 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 4/30/2009
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
My International Slip Up by chewyy the moofin reviews
I really hate 'Caution, Wet Floor' signs. Why? Because I only realize that the floor is wet AFTER I start to slide at a dangerous speed. This can't be good. R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,152 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2008
Better Late Than Never by Maren Drake reviews
SKoW AWARDS ROUND 12- JUDGE'S PICK for BEST HET & RUNNER-UP for BEST DRAMA! At 10, being in love with an older boy felt heady and wonderful. At 16, annoyance set in as she realized he didn't think of her the same way. Now, at 22, she feels hugely pathetic that she never got over him. But what happens when it turns out he might want her, too? Sex, idiocy, lying, & crying ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,703 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Complete
Not a Chance by Cupid's Psyche reviews
PREVIEW ONLY. TO BE PUBLISHED. At first glance, he seemed like a straight-laced, never told a lie in his life, good guy. Just goes to show-first impressions can be dead wrong. Makayla never should have started dating him, and definitely shouldn't have started falling for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,621 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011
Hero Complex by jamaninja reviews
In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,624 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Skylight Castle by cu-kid reviews
Classifieds/ Apartments/ Unfurnished/ Skylight Castle Apartments:1&2BR Avail Now! Lovely hardwood floors, spacious living rooms, dishwasher, fireplace; onsite prkg/laundry, daemon exterminations, & resident poltergeist included.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,760 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010
Confessions of a Former Chew Toy by woodstock1969 reviews
When I found out that Tully, my estranged childhood best friend, was rooming with my ex, the overly opinionated, rich tool, I knew that things were bound to get weird. I can't stand awkward situations, and my freshman year of college just became one. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,087 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Flawed Deflection by Broken Lies reviews
So I was sitting there minding my own business when this jackass kicks his ball into my head. Apparently it hit my head too hard because I start to like him. CLICHÉ! Collaboration w/ silent-crys- Plz READ AND REVIEW!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,978 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
The Essence of Healing by Imminent Paradox reviews
If life has taught me anything, it's not to trust others. That's why I'm the loner, that's why I don't want friends. I was getting along fine, and then that school project happened... And suddenly, everything was changing.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,100 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009
The Attic by Never Knows Best reviews
Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,131 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Endeavors by MAYBExsomeday reviews
Kept in a wellknown darkness, out of sight and out of mind, there's a part of every story that can't be told.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by Vaudeville reviews
He's a millionaire playboy. She's a girl who's just trying to get by. They were best friends growing up but five years can really change a person.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,452 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Sense of Elation by Rajiya reviews
Holy hell, was that an arm draped across my chest? I screamed and pushed the limb off of my body, scooting across the bed to get away. There was a man lying next to me, and I'll be damned if I had agreed to him being there.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,863 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Singed by fearingthereaper reviews
Ava's life is ripped apart by a car crash caused by a drunk driver at the age of 7. Brought up as a victim by her parents, when Ava meets someone who was involved in the crash, she starts to question her sense of victimhood and even the accidident itself.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009
I'm In Love With A Stripper by AustinDangerPowers reviews
My roommate dragged me to a strip club. She flirted because it was her job. Before 5 minutes had passed, I was in love. /Changes POV/ Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,715 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
What's 'Emo' in French? by LilyFinn reviews
Why is Fate so cruel? Why does Fate have to make super cute Matt, the emo from the mall, become my French tutor? And why does Fate have to make him hate me? You know what, Fate? You suck.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Sleeping with the Enemy by Penelope P reviews
We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,264 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Better Than Burroughs by Stillill reviews
*COMPLETE* Burroughs said it best, “Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.” This is how Callum led his life until he met Marina. Maybe pleasure can be something more than relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,118 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Gold Trinity by Running-Wild-Without-You-90 reviews
Carolyn lives on her parent's QuarterHorse Farm. When she receives a new horse, she meets someone along with it. She can't let this person go, even when her dad is regecting him. R&R PLEASE!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Ghost Horse of the Forest by LeenaAmara reviews
The myth states that the horse spirit was part of the forest, coming forth to haunt the woods and steal from the town that destroyed it, but Annabel is no spirit and not truly a horse. When one boy named Alick spots her, what will come of it?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 2/26/2005
An Average Story by Stormy Daye reviews
I have a disease: Average Boring Life Syndrome. Someone save me from myself.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,600 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 1/28/2005
The Horse Whisperers of Avalon: Holding the Day by Insane King reviews
Book 1- Kathryn Goodwell- 16, horse-crazy, unpopular, paranoid? Whispers are heard only by her when a horse arrives. A kidnapping occurs soon after, which is followed by murder. Her life is in danger, but love always prevails… right? R/R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,617 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004
Riding Alone by talktillyapop reviews
Megan O’ Neal, a stunningly beautiful twenty-eight year old was heart broken when she walked on her husband, and once high school sweet heart, with another woman in her own apartment! She then met a young, championship horseback rider, Chris Timberlin. Sh
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 2/16/2005
Highland Rider by Angelic Eden reviews
Adrienne has been riding since she was 5 yrs old, now she's 20 and has been asked to be the 1st American to ride in Scotland's most prestigious race, The Highland Cup, but she'll be leaving home and her best friend Charlie behind. R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,722 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 1/8/2004
Western Girls by ultimate horse rider reviews
Maria and her best friend Karen deal with a life on the farm and the fun and tasks in taking care of horses ( a bit of a romance at times) PG just in case
Fiction: Western - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005
In Your Eyes by Lorraine Johnson reviews
[Now Complete] Please read and review! A story about a girl, her gun, her horse, her four brothers, and the man that just might be the love of her life...
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 8/22/2004
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Asleep reviews
She woke up with a hot guy in her bedroom. A few problems: it is 1000 years after she first fell asleep and she has no idea who this guy is. What's next, horseless carriages? Oh wait...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2010
Incendia reviews
He was playing with the logs in the blazing fireplace. His hands did not burn, did not blister, and, perhaps most importantly, did not feel. The fire there was friendly, licking his hands and fingers as his old dog had done.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Haunted By a Popular Girl
Jenna Wiles is just an average girl living an average life on the bottom of the high school totem pole. But what happens when queen bee Vera Bradley is brutally murdered-only to have her ghost come back accusing Jenna of her death? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,610 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009
A Spider's Web reviews
A single spider can be an inspiration or a final thought. Please read and review! All criticisms are welcome!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
The Empty Village reviews
A nearly empty village, a curious family, and one towns person...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete