Jaded Panic
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Joined 04-22-07, id: 565123, Profile Updated: 10-11-09
Author has written 2 stories for Young Adult.

The Girl: Hey, I'm Jaded Panic. I've gone through several name changes on here (mostly in the first week), but I settled on one that I like. I love to write, and read, and share my ranting thoughts with the world. I am 17 years old. I'm a senior at my high school, and I take journalism, creative writing, drawing, and French classes. I'm that girl in French club, on the lit mag staff, and in the back of your classrooms listening to her iPod and singing under her breath.

The Need: I love constructive criticism. As good as it makes me feel to have someone say "You did good on this", I'd love to hear someone say, "That was an okay idea, but you could've done it better like this..." Advice is the best kind of review you could give me, but I'll take what I can get. ;)

The Loves: My favorite authors are John Green, Markus Zusak, Ellen Hopkins, JK Rowling, James Patterson, and Jodi Picoult. My current obsessions are Glee, Mortal Instruments, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I love to read well thought out, thought-provoking stories, but I also love more upbeat stuff. I'm what you would call a "nerd" because I'll read any book thrown in my hands, and I can count on one hand the amount of books that I've read that I didn't like. (...A book series only counts as one finger.)

The Story: My current story is The Michael Mackin Project. It was my NaNoWriMo novel for 2008, and I'm currently making it spiffy with the help of my lovely friend-slash-beta Sandra.

The Shameless Self-Promotion: Make sure to check out SLOAN MILL, the horror story Edge Poynte and I are writing. You can find it at the account called BlacknEvans. Also, if you have livejournal, check out the comm shesthesmoke, which is the joint writing journal of my friend Sandra and I. There's fiction, fan fiction, and poetry, and let me tell you - Sandra's poetry is amazing. The link to She's The Smoke is my homepage link! Check it out, and join/watch the comm.

The Office Quote: "When I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke." -Jim

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Or So the Story Goes by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,080 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Everything Zen by Netochka Nezvanova reviews
You spend every day of your sick, sad, idealistic preteen life praying for that one man who'll sweep you off your feet with all the right lines, all the right moves, complete with the perfect soundtrack. And you get it. Question is, do you still want him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Writer's Club by E.B. Rowling reviews
What happens when three twenty two year old misfits who are writers come together and share their stories in a Writer's Club? Come here to find out...even if I can't do summaries for my life.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2007
Fine Lines by Netochka Nezvanova reviews
Number of times these pages have been ripped out and rewritten: 24. Another attempt at experimental fiction.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Now Playing by Netochka Nezvanova reviews
60 songs, 4:11:25 total time, 347.2MB A shot at experimental fiction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Be Scene by Netochka Nezvanova reviews
There's something wrong with you. You know it. You love it. You hope to God that it's true.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
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The Michael Mackin Project reviews
Leaning against one of the cop cars, Asher thinks that he has not been properly prepared for the situation before him. After all, he’d signed up to play sidekick, and no sidekick expects the hero to be killed off in the prologue.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
Of Silence and Skipping Rocks reviews
“You didn’t have to, you know,” she said. She stood on the bank of a river, their secret place. She turned a smooth, wet rock over in her hand, eyeing the distance between herself and the center of the ripples the last rock had left. No response. Typical.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete