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Joined 04-25-07, id: 565524
Author has written 2 stories for Manga.

Name: ...in one translation, it means "unwanted gift" and that's as much as I'm telling you

Age: ...no

Sex: no,no... I'll stay a virgin, thanks.

Height: ...ummm... let's see... 5"6??

Weight: ... when I was thirteen, the scale said 105 lbs but then my dad broke it.

Yeah... I don't know SHIT about myself, physically. However, I DO know that I like sweets, yaoi, manga, drawing, writing, video games and other shitty things that stereotype otaku girls like. I probably won't update often since most of my stories end up in the trashbin. I stalk, worship, and/or admire several authors and artists. Ummm... I give you some quotes of my family life...

At restaurant in the past...

Waitress: ...and how old are your children?

Dad: 11 and 13

Mom!!!

Me!!!

Brother!!!

Mom: ...they're 13 and 15...

Later...

Dad: ... (turns to me) You're 15?!?!

Me: DAD!! I'm in high school!! YOU DRIVE ME THERE EVERY MORNING!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW??!

Dad: ... no way... I've been telling all my friends that you were 13 and your brother was 11... you're telling me that your brother is 13?

Me: ...;;;;;; DAA~~D!!!

Dad: WHAT?!?! I was busy!

Me: FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS?!?!

...I think those two conversations were grounds for child neglect, dad...

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Little Red's Fairy Tales: Book 2 by Apple and Kiwi reviews
SLASH Red's adventures in the land of fairy tales continues as he is pitted against Fruity Faes, Damsels in Distress and personal matters he'd rather pretend didn't exist. :coughcough:Wolf:coughcough:
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 150,060 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
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Heart's Chocolate reviews
Every holiday, Natuka makes heart chocolate and gives it to the person he likes... Previously a oneshot. Fluffy Shounenai, slash
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007
Playing House
Akito's thoughts on her brother and his life. Shounenai
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete