JordanLynnhide bio
Author has written 30 stories for Love, Life, Romance, and General. Hi. I'm Jordan. I write and model, sometime I write about modeling, but I can't model about writing. It would be cool if I could though.I write mostly stuff about boys, ex boyfriends. I am mainly inspired by negative emotion. A lot of my poetry is sad or angry, or happy and has something to do with sex. What can I say? Sex makes me happy. Right now I'm writing a novel for MayNoWriMo. It's like NaNoWriMo, but in May. It's called Mini-Muse, so check that out. I'm a published author. I wrote a book called The Instrument of My Only Obsession. It's for sale on . If you don't want to buy it you can just preview it. I'm really proud of it though. My Livejournal |
That Boy on a Bike by Le Tranquille reviews
Summer flings...they're...complicated. Read and Review my story and I'll do the same. Thanks.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,644 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
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Lucky Number 27 reviews
A very hard one to explain. You'll just have to read it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Every 48 Seconds reviews
Still in love with my ex boyfriend
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Emergency Situation
Trying to break up with someone because I realize that I'm still in love with my ex.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Prey in Your Bed reviews
About the anticipation leading up to my first time with someone.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Church In The Puddle
A memory I had of a mistake I made. I realized at the time that I was going to regret it later, but I did it anyway because I wanted to.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
You Are The Best and Worst Thing reviews
About a new relationship, missing a boy, the newness and the uncertainty going to my head a little.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Bully At School reviews
Comparing my zeal for the conquest of a guy to being a bully.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Bed Bugs Bite reviews
Trying to get over a boy...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
BandAids for Broken Hearts reviews
This is hard to explain... I dated a guy for a while who was younger than me, sensitve, and inexperienced. I met him in a grocery store when I was looking for Bagel Bites, I asked him where I could find them and he said he'd help me because I was beautifu
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Baggage Carousel
About a boy I dated for a short period of time, referencing Motion City Soundtrack's Favorite Accident, wondering what could have been, and trying to get get over him now that we are just friends and I'm dating someone else.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Bad Habits
Kind of a sweet poem about missing someone you love, and pretending they are with you sometimes.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
A Fear That Can Rhyme reviews
I wrote this after hearing how well my abusive ex boyfriend was doing in his new life.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
4:00 AM Hit and Run reviews
About leaving an abusive relationship, and trying to stay out of it even though the other person is trying to convince the writer to come back.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
11:45 PM reviews
Named for the time it was written, this poem is simple, short and sweet. I wrote it while I watched my boyfriend sleeping.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
MiniMuse reviews
This is the story of the cruel yet glamorous world of models, fashion, love, drugs, eating disorders, but most of all it is about friendship. Rated T for language, sex, drugs, and other mature content! Please R&R, any advice is appreciated! In Progress!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,657 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007
Russian Roulette reviews
Comparing a relationship to a game of Russian Roulette, where you put one bullet in a revolver and spin the barrel, aiming it at your head and firing. The loser is the one that gets shot, of course. It's a short poem for a short game.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Last Drop of Ink reviews
The absolute last poem I will ever write about my ex boyfriend. My vow to not waste ink or brain space on him ever again.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
January reviews
Named for the month when I began dating my current boyfriend. A happy poem for once.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
If Relationships Had Epitaphs reviews
About ending a relationship, which the title makes blaringly obvious. Comparing the end of the relationship to a death.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
I'm Really Not That Jealous, Really reviews
About a jealous boyfriend
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Holy Matrimony Batman
A woman is getting married, but her ex boyfriend shows up.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Consider Me Gone reviews
Leaving a relationship. Very short poem.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Lips Of An Angel reviews
Inspired by the song, Lips of an Angel, by Hinder, a young woman makes dinner for her boyfriend and overhears him talking to his exwife on the phone, to arrange a meeting together. Also inspired by the author's own failed romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Colorful Candy Wrappers reviews
A woman's lament over her boyfriend's long list of past lovers, and the fact that it is quite obvious that he is still carrying on trysts with some ravenhaired beauty, when the writer is a redhead.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Buried Treasure reviews
Trying to forget her exlover, the writer finds it difficult.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Beautiflaw reviews
Another comparison. This time a lover is trying to change the writer into something she's not, and it is being compared to painting a rainbow black and white, to cover up its vibrancy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Ashes, Ashes Well All Fall Down reviews
Going through a bad patch in the relationship and struggling to remain hopeful that it will pass. It isn't my best work but I don't hate it either.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
An Elvis Man Should Love This Place reviews
A very simple poem, kind of silly. The rhyme is actually quite ridiculous. It's about dynamic duos, like Superman and Lois Lane. It's meant to be goofy and juvenile, so don't take this seriously! It isn't meant to be!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Addict reviews
Comparing love in an unhealthy relationship to a drug addiction. The desire to quit, but without the strength to do so.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
After The Tone reviews
A girl calls her boyfriend and gets his voicemail.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete