Author has written 3 stories for Young Adult, and Spiritual.
About Me (In the words of others)
'She's A Bloody Brick Wall!' (more specifically my back people run into me and fall over...)
'When you get on a train with Sam, you don't have to worry about people bashers, no, its the bible bashers you've got to worry about'
'No-one would attack Sam on the street'
'Sam's scary when she's angry, she throws chairs and vases at people' (not true by the way a GROSS overstatement)
'I love being around you, I don't have to be anyone but myself'
'Sam and I lack social boundaries, if you insist upon joining us for tea, expect us to tell you exactly what you think'
'no matter what she says, she's a romantic,' (I still disagree with this)
Thing I Said (that I probably shouldn't):
'look, we Know your mildly attractive, but do you come with a personality or do we have to wait for the next installment' -
'thats it! I've decided! I'm asexual, boys are painful, and girls are just time bombs, in fact I think if I try hard enough I could probably clone myself and reproduce!'
'suck it up princess,'
'after coming out of an exam ok...just let me find the nearest cliff to jump off...
'well sir... if I'm going to hell, then your coming with me'
'tell me, who do you think would win, Me or You.. Nevermind we've aleady established that it would be me'
'lets find a cliff so I can push you off it'
'its not nagging dear if I'm holding the butchers knife dear...'
'Thats not a king!...Thats a fuzzy morroca!' Timon _ Lion King II
'God save the Queen, because NOTHING will save the govenor general!' Gough Whitlam
'Lost a planet, Obi Wan has...How embarrassing' Yoda
'He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy.' Life of Brian