Pointy Objects
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Joined 05-03-07, id: 566440, Profile Updated: 03-19-08
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, and Humor.

Welcome to Pointy_Objects' debut into Original Fiction. Join me!

Name: Antoinette (you know, like that queen who got beheaded...you know the one)

Age: Too young for you, but too old to escort your kid brother to prom.

Location: "I'm everywhere, and I'm nowhere. But mostly I'm...everywhere." If you don't know where that quote is from, you're a huge loser and should stand far, far away from me.

So my work is officially...here. Somewhere on this website. Go find it. It's actually not half bad...

Works In Order Of Progress :

Two Princes (Deciding between two titles, but leaning towards this one): "Things like this only happen in the movies." she reasoned, resuming her rocking motion, clutching her legs in her cold, damp confines. No one expects to go on vacation and come home years later forgotten and changed.

And finally, the long awaited (well, not really...I kind of got this idea from another author) Character photos. They're all taken from random modeling sites.

Cassie- This is nearly exactly how I imagined her; she's absolutely gorgeous, by the way!

Jay- He kind of looks a little uppity doesn't he? yeah, he works for me.

Adam- I really didn't want Adam to be so buff. This guy seems a bit too buff for Adam. Not that I'm complaining. He's just a bit...buff. I might change it soon.

Tutor: I know I’m supposed to be encouraging and up building and make you love writing, but I have to tell the truth. You are awful. You are very, very bad at writing. Oneshot. Let's be honest for a sec, I have not idea why people like Tutor so much. I really don't. I'm more than flattered, but also slightly confused. it's all good, though.

Untitled Work #1: Before I could snap myself out of my stupor, he felt the need to do it for me. “Hey, Psycho Chick, you can let go of my leg now.” This was going well so far.

I have an obsession. and if you care to learn more about it, here's the link: It's pretty dorky, trust me.

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The Truth about Skinny by Alivta Wright aka mmjohn reviews
Young, rich, and handsome, Ethan Cunningham always found a way to get what he wanted,either by the sway of his famous family or by his own influence. But when he finds himself smitten by an old childhood flame, will money be enough to win her love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,466 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Confessions of a Former Chew Toy by woodstock1969 reviews
When I found out that Tully, my estranged childhood best friend, was rooming with my ex, the overly opinionated, rich tool, I knew that things were bound to get weird. I can't stand awkward situations, and my freshman year of college just became one. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,087 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
I'll Be Here Awhile by Christy Leigh Stewart reviews
All good relationships are built on trust, so I'm thinking outside the box and just liying to you- Two strangers, Anna and Warren, become sudden roommates due to Warren's sudden, tragic, and concocted amnesia.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,239 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007
Once Upon a One Night Stand by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy since sixth grade? That’s even worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Killing Time by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. “Mass breakout at St. Viviana’s Psychiatric Hospital...” Every instinct told me to run, but I already knew it was too late. He was coming for me and there was absolutely nothing I could do to stop it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008
Don't Make A Scene by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. There are loads of things out there I'm not exactly fond of. For example: string beans, getting up early, doing homework, and Ryan Bradley. He was number one on my list. And he was trouble.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
She Looks to Me by woodstock1969 reviews
"You're so good to me, Jack," she whimpered. "I don't deserve you." "It's not what you deserve," I told her. "It's what you need." She needs somebody to hold, I thought to myself. As long as she needs me, I'll be that person for her. SKoW Challenge. Removed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Pygmalion's Wife by SmurfKilller reviews
Pygmalion, of course, was the ancient sculptor who created the perfect women from stone to be his wife. This is her side of the story, passed down from the generations to me. Published with a few details edited for the modern reader. Reviews are welcomed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Possession by WesternSky reviews
All Marie Hanson wants for Christmas is a bullet through her cheating husband's skull. Very brief oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Mediocrity by Opal Zene reviews
OneShot. The wedding of a reluctant bride: a big, disgustingly flashy gathering, full of false friends and forgotten family who needed a goldrimmed invitation to remind them that she existed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
A Day To Remember by Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall reviews
Mae has an ordinary life, an ordinary job and an ordinary boyfriend. OK, he's a jerk. But when someone comes hurtling into her day, it is the beginning of change. You might just find yourself spontaneously singing Holding Out For A Hero... T for language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Lyrics to Happiness by bangbangstartagain reviews
[one shot]'I wasn't hiding from you.' Gritting my teeth, I said, 'I dropped my phone. I was picking it up.' His eyebrows rose. 'You were picking it up for a whole ten minutes ... behind a bin.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Love in Transylvania by ValeriaDylan reviews
A tale of two lovers a vampire forces marriage on a young, beautiful girl. But can her troubled past lead her to actually reciprocate that love? they face a series of emotional downfalls, but through it, love remains...Warning Sexual Situations
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 49,341 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007
You're My Addiction by When Nudity Ruled The World reviews
She's addicted to him, and well, the same can't be said for him. [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
Simple Science by Muu reviews
I collide, you collide, we collide...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Finding the Word Hate in a Thesaurus by Daydream Nation reviews
He told her he loved her hair. She chopped it off. Yeah. She hated him that much. One-Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
The Learning Game by JaeB reviews
What happens when one doesn't follow the rules?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2004
Quitting by JaeB reviews
What happens when you give up?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2004
The Warning Of Dawn by JaeB reviews
A poem that uses personification to discuss the trials and tribulations of love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2004
Aphrodisiac by Flawless Storm reviews
An ordinary day at work becomes the stuff of wicked dreams when Madison mistakes a mild aphrodisiac for aspirin. A short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
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Two Princes reviews
If we survive, get out alive, I’d like to say how beautiful I think you are.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008
Pleasantries reviews
Why is everyone trying to convince me that I’m clearly meant to melt Ryan’s heart and we’re going to fall in love and live happily ever after? That only happens in movies, and in really cliché stories that you can only read on the Internet. Not real life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Flash reviews
What the heck is a 'dreamweaver', anyway? Last time I heard, I could weave up my own dreams, thank you very much. And who even weaves anymore? I am so confused...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Taco Chips reviews
How did they get the chips to taste like ground beef and salsa and cheese? I think it’s magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Glow reviews
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Tutor reviews
I know I’m supposed to be encouraging and up building and make you love writing, but I have to tell the truth. You are awful. You are very, very bad at writing. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete