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The Student Bible
by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
Todd Gafferty, an atheist, creates a new religion just so he can get away with stuff at school. But when he finds himself surrounded by followers, things get a little out of hand. Fans, your Todd fix has returned! Please read & review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,096 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 3/11/2007
What We Keep Silent
by metacognition reviews
Previously called 'Pretty': A collection of short stories. Most are rather dark and depressing. Contains character death, homosexuality, suicide, murder, incest, dreadful deeds and occasionally nice, warm fuzzy feelings.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/1/2007
The Unhappiness Factor
by lesseninglessons reviews
A darkly satirical look at a future society where unhappiness is a crime. Co-written by Alex Moore and Erik Olsen. Complete
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,277 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
The Many Lives of Isabella Kant
by greyladyrvnclw reviews
Isabella Kant is not your average teenager. She can see who others have been in the past. How will this affect her future?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008
by Seethedawn reviews
Mary's parents are divorced. Her Dad's remarrying for the fourth time and she goes to meet the newest in a rather long line of bad choices.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
Math In a Box
by Puffy Marshmallow reviews
Short rant about math, particularly beyond the Pythagorean Identity. Math is meant to be in the box, to always make sense. This is why Pre-Calculus should never exist.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
The Tragic PhoneCall of Walter Waddlebee
by Cephas reviews
A suicidal telemarketer calls an antisocial everyman. Product of heavy procrastination.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
I Like My Point of View
by icebladechic16 reviews
I'm dangerous in a bookstore! Fear me!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
A Very Long Trip
by RandoMaia reviews
A fun, tiny little piece about a profoundly crappy car ride.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
I'd Rather be Anti Social
by Tomiko90 reviews
Joey is anti social...but it's hard to keep to yourself when a group of nerds stalk you and your family is a bit on the crazy side.[HIATUS]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007
A Day in the Park
by Tamela Lynne
Sometimes the worst person at work can be your best friend.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable?
by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
by Pinkamoo reviews
I am sweet. I am innocent. I never get in trouble. I haven't just met an arrogant pervert who I want to castrate. I am lying.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Parenting is a tough job
by herenowalways reviews
Parenting's a tough job, all right. Oh yes. That's why Dad's sprawled in the chair, reading the newspaper and Mom's on the phone.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007
Trying to Teach a Blonde
by Eric-san reviews
The hillarious life of a blonde who can't remember anything. No offense to blondes! Please read and review! Chapter 2 is up!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007
A Writer Divided Against Herself
by InkandIntrospection reviews
My left and right brains do not always see exactly eye to eye. A brief, silly argument between the two as they struggle to work together to create a story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
by little smiles reviews
She’s going to jump. The single thought screamed in his head. He would act on instinct to save her life, without considering the cruel price he would pay. Oneshot
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007
All of This
by Professor Smith reviews
Go to school and sit in class and listen to mindless morons drone on and on, and slam your head against the wall, basking in triumph when the blood seeps from your head because at least you're feeling something for once.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2006
by 524120 reviews
a communal poem written by two of the coolest people ever about love, the past, hate, adventure, the apocalypse, and outer space. read it. you won't regret it. alternating lines between dystynctlydotti and i.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006
by oskar Zenith reviews
Quite simply, the escapades of a man who really, really has to go pee.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/2/2001
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In 55 Words reviews
A collection of mostly humorous stories, told in 55 words.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Things you Don't Want to Hear reviews
Quotes you don't want to hear from people in various professions. [new: psychiatrists]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
The Truth About McDonald's, Part Dos reviews
We all know McDonald's is greasy, but there's more to it than that. Here it is. My second McDonald's parody fic.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Sacrificial Ritual Gone Awry reviews
A possessed llama... can't really say much more than that. The prompt was 'Write about a heart that won't quit'. Really, I have no clue where this idea came from.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
The Truth About McDonald's reviews
There's something every man, woman, and child on the planet needs to know about McDonald's. Don't be the person who thinks they can live life without knowing what's going on there.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
The Squishy Fishy reviews
Prompt: Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Write about the courage it takes to try something new. To which I responded with this story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete