Todd Gafferty, an atheist, creates a new religion just so he can get away with stuff at school. But when he finds himself surrounded by followers, things get a little out of hand. Fans, your Todd fix has returned! Please read & review!

Previously called 'Pretty': A collection of short stories. Most are rather dark and depressing. Contains character death, homosexuality, suicide, murder, incest, dreadful deeds and occasionally nice, warm fuzzy feelings.

A darkly satirical look at a future society where unhappiness is a crime. Co-written by Alex Moore and Erik Olsen. Complete

Isabella Kant is not your average teenager. She can see who others have been in the past. How will this affect her future?

Mary's parents are divorced. Her Dad's remarrying for the fourth time and she goes to meet the newest in a rather long line of bad choices.

Short rant about math, particularly beyond the Pythagorean Identity. Math is meant to be in the box, to always make sense. This is why Pre-Calculus should never exist.

A suicidal telemarketer calls an antisocial everyman. Product of heavy procrastination.

I'm dangerous in a bookstore! Fear me!

A fun, tiny little piece about a profoundly crappy car ride.

Joey is anti social...but it's hard to keep to yourself when a group of nerds stalk you and your family is a bit on the crazy side.[HIATUS]

Sometimes the worst person at work can be your best friend.

She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-

I am sweet. I am innocent. I never get in trouble. I haven't just met an arrogant pervert who I want to castrate. I am lying.

Parenting's a tough job, all right. Oh yes. That's why Dad's sprawled in the chair, reading the newspaper and Mom's on the phone.

The hillarious life of a blonde who can't remember anything. No offense to blondes! Please read and review! Chapter 2 is up!

My left and right brains do not always see exactly eye to eye. A brief, silly argument between the two as they struggle to work together to create a story.

I wanna hold you, I wanna hold you in parentheses...

She’s going to jump. The single thought screamed in his head. He would act on instinct to save her life, without considering the cruel price he would pay. Oneshot

Go to school and sit in class and listen to mindless morons drone on and on, and slam your head against the wall, basking in triumph when the blood seeps from your head because at least you're feeling something for once.

a communal poem written by two of the coolest people ever about love, the past, hate, adventure, the apocalypse, and outer space. read it. you won't regret it. alternating lines between dystynctlydotti and i.

Quite simply, the escapades of a man who really, really has to go pee.