g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.

When Jared finally did turn to me, it shocked me how dark his eyes were, how inhuman he seemed. "You need to run, Bailey." His body started to contort, back-arching, bones pushing against the inside of his skin. "Run as far as you can. Hide. Just don't let him catch you."

He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.

Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!

Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.

One-shot. They were best friends growing up, until that summer full of mistakes they couldn't fix. Now, he's the boy who never dates; she's the girl that all the boys cheat with. And they're both clutching onto the pieces of their sanity in the only way they know how.

BEING PUBLISHED IN 2014 by SPENCER HILL CONTEMPORARY! EEK! Nyx's life was perfect-she had finally gotten her brooding bassist boyfriend, and their band was finally on the verge of being superstars. Yet, she had never counted on fame, reporters, socialites, or gorgeous men complicating her life.

It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]

Jace spread his arms. "I'm right here, Lex." My heart skipped a beat. "Uhm, no thanks, you probably have cooties and other diseases." Jace, man-whore that he was, was one of my best friends, not to mention my house mate. So falling for him probably wasn't a good idea, right? Shit. This is why I needed a dog.

REMOVED

It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.

Danny Tyson's been a very, very bad boy.

It's 2 am, I am only partially clothed, and James is standing in my kitchen with a beer bottle looking exceptionally appealing - It would be a heinous crime on the part of God to not allow this situation to end well.

Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.

Being best friends with the opposite sex is never easy. Especially when you're in love with him.

My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?

Gabby thinks her life could rival even the cheesiest of soap operas. Her brother just proposed to Tara, a certified primo bitch. Worst of all, Tara’s brother happens to be Jace, the school's resident Ice Prince and the biggest mistake she ever made.

A series of confessions, all independent of each other. Some are personal, some may potentially contain lots of cliche and more cheese than necessary.

For dating a Edward Cullen wannabe, I'm remarkably unhappy. And there's always his perfectly normal, perfectly hot roommate to consider...ONESHOT.

The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...

She's untouchable, unattainable, and not to mention gorgeous. He had to have her. He's the new guy, the bad boy, and totally her type. She couldn't stay away. COMPLETE. REMOVED.

I don't know why watching him kiss some girl --for MY photography project, even!-- annoys me so much. But one thing's for sure, I'm not jealous. Nope. I just want an A. Really. One shot.

Six different students, six different perspectives. One weekend.

Being the youngest Masterson, Forrest has some big shoes to fill. He's tired of waiting for his challenge to come along, but he's about to figure out that it's been right in front of him in the form of the person he least expected. COMPLETE. REMOVED.

ONE SHOT. “Jealous?” He knew the damn answer to that. She grabbed him into place so that no space existed between them. He knew he wished it were like this forever. “You wish.” Cute how they try to run when all they need is each other.

He is interesting and capable of public speaking – charming practically everyone within the vicinity with just the sound of his voice. Might I add, he’s also not bad on the eyes either… Tyler Jake Kingston was a case I’d like to crack... ONE-SHOT

ONE-SHOT Tall, athletic, toned, brunnette, god-like, amazing at soccer even though I will never tell him. I thought he hated me. He thought I hated him. Then there was Halloween last Friday night.

“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."

So she was the lowest in a film’s hierarchy. He was at the top. See, they kind of were in love... and then they kind of destroyed each other. Six years ago. Still, players don't easily forget that one girl who changed them. For I Love to Hate You Contest.

“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?

Layla Cherezli, beautiful heiress to billions has thirty days before she is thrown into a marriage with a callous, redheaded Adonis. But will her crude hostility and temper be enough to drive away a man determined to break and make her his own? REMOVED

REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?

The last time she'd talked to him, he was wearing a coconut bra, a grass skirt, and more makeup than a Las Vegas prostitute. Peyton Schulyer could only wonder at the intricacies of Fate that left her cryptography partners with Jordan Cross.

I don’t like most love stories. None of them are really real, you know? And they just don’t make as much sense to me as Mamie and Papi’s does. They said everything in post-its.

“Well, if it isn’t the munchkin,” I heard a familiar voice say. “I’ll choose to view that as simply in reference to the fact that we’re flying to the land of Aus,” I said, rolling my eyes. Oneshot

Sequel to 30 Days. Things have gotten complicated. As Layla prepares to accept the reins of her father's vast empire, maintaining a relationship with a wanted fugitive may prove to be just as difficult.REMOVED

Babe. That’s all he ever calls me now. Like I’m just another chick to him. COMPLETE.

After her fiancé dumps her, Violet Littleton wants nothing to do with love and the entire ridiculous concept of it. But then, she meets his eyes from across the bar. It was only supposed to be a one night stand. Supposed to be anyway.

Who were you supposed to choose? Your best friend’s older brother, someone who has been there since forever, or the sweet, popular guy, the one you’ve been obsessing over . . . for forever? ONESHOT.

All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7

A curious girl observes a boy in her hand mirror… Fluff, oneshot. Happy Valentine's Day :D

ONE-SHOT! Kissing booth. Age 11. Clark had been my first - and only - customer. After he paid his 2 dollars and placed a wet one on me, I realized just how many cooties I was setting myself up for and closed up the business. Now he's back for a refund.

When this boy had found me shackled to his tree in his underwear, my head pointed upwards as I yelled profanities at the top of my lungs, he had kindly untied me, and, after a brief explanation as to who I was, led me inside. -Plushie's writing contest

Drag. That's what happens when you combine one intriguing older girl, a couple games of pool, and a series of poorly advised bets. Some things have to be learned the hard way; for Greg Harris, that seems to be the only way.

A girl tries to make some sense out of her ridiculous romantic attraction for a man with an impeccable personality and really, really hot hair.

They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!

It’s an undeniable fact that I feel ill. I mean, wouldn’t you feel ill if your one true love is in love with your mum? And is marrying her? God, it’s enough to make you want to vomit.

REMOVED. Sorry guys I wrote this when I was 15 and I just cannot stand a single one of the characters in the story anymore. Leaving the first chapter up for nostalgia's sake.

One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.

ONEshot. - We were, as most people would call these days, friends with benefits. "So yeah, I guess this is it." I whispered at his sleeping form. I removed his arms from me and I felt the absence I would feel for the rest of my life. "Goodbye."

x"The problem with Aaron Aderholt was that he was just so..."x Mia can't stand him. Or so it seems. Maybe there's more to her hatred than meets the eye? Fluffy oneshot. It's all about forgiving, maybe, but never forgetting.

COMPLETE. "I’m stuck. Can’t write sex scenes. One month to deadline. Failure." Every author's worst nightmare: writer's block. Or in Emma Connelly's case, sex scene block. What's a best-selling romance author to do? Especially one with a damning secret?

“Look outside your window; you’d find me there. I could be stuffing my mouth with chocolate. I could be dreaming of us living blissfully; in love. I could be getting drenched by Mother Nature’s piss. I could be waiting. I am waiting. For you. I love you."

It was silly, it started off with a trust exercise...nearing the end of the year! He was going to catch me when I fell, and you know what? I was going to let him catch me. He's caught me twice, so third time's the charm right? FLUFFY ONESHOT

She went to the bookstore to watch him read. She hated reading. She must have been one dedicated stalker to sit there for forty minutes pretending to read while just itching to run her hands through his gorgeous afro. Hell, she had to be VERY dedicated.

-ONE SHOT- "Nice pink panties," Jayden taunted me. "Glad you liked the sight," I responded nonchalantly. "Oh yes I did," he shot back. "But I have to say, seeing you fall down those stairs was much better entertainment." Why again am I in love with him?

*One-shot* "Return me my ribbon, poopy-face!" "Not till the day we get MARRIEDDD..." He jeered, poking his tongue out. She knew all too well what that meant. She was never going to see that ribbon again... Or was she?

-ONE SHOT- He was just the creepy dude who insisted on hovering over my shoulder every morning while I tried to drink my coffee. Obviously the only reason I let him keep doing it without punching him in the face was because he always helped me finish the daily crossword. That had to be the only reason... right?

ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.

It wasn't that bad, until he glanced over at me in horror and fled my bed like it had been infested with roaches. Seriously, he was dressed and out of my apartment in less than 26 seconds. Which, if I didn't hate him so much, might have impressed me."

Thats what I liked about Mattie. He always met me halfway. His house bordered the baseball field on the east and mine bordered it on the west. The pitchers mound was right smack in the middle. It was never too far a walk if I needed him.

Sure, the experiment was a weird idea - reading people by comparing them to junk food. I mean, there was nothing better to do at Fresh Mart. But now my cute co-worker thinks I'm crazy and wants me to conduct the experiment on him. Uh oh. ONE-SHOT.

So this cute guy I see everywhere on campus suddenly went from being a semi-stranger to the guy I'm being paid to hit on. It started with a bet... ONE-SHOT SKOW ROUND 7 NOMINEE

The number one reason to avoid coffee and donut shops: the ex-boyfriend you never got over is a cop, and you can never be too sure where or when you’ll run into him. ONE-SHOT

One-shot "Ava, what is your problem?" "You, Jared Ashby. You are my problem. You stole all the kiss right out of me, you jerk!"

ONE SHOT. SKoW challenge response. “You're mine. And I'm yours. It's a whole big possession thing. Point is: I love you.”

You should come up here,' Scott said, breaking me out of my daze. 'Come where? Up to the bakery?.' I asked into the phone. 'Yeah,' he replied. 'If I have to sit here alone any longer, I'm gonna to strangle myself with this bakery string.'

You Stupid, stupid girl.' he muttered resting his head on mine, 'Why did you make me feel this way about you' I glared up at him 'I can't help it, stupid.'

I swear I'm not a peeping tom, I just happened to lock myself out of my apartment! I was only trying to get my neighbor's attention, how was I suppose to know he would only be wearing a towel? CHAPTER 7

COMPLETE! First impressions are rarely right. But one of them is slightly prejudiced and the other’s got way too much pride. It was definitely hate at first sight until love got in the way. Losely based on P&P

I could have easily written a list of the many things about him I didn't like, well multiple lists actually, but he had this very clever way of making me forget all about it and think about...other things. OneShot

ONE-SHOT He didn't want anyone to know about our relationship because we were both so different. But then I had enough. ONE-SHOT

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a beautiful princess called – “Oh. My. God. Let go of my FREAKING hair!” I am never acting in a school play ever again. Never.

The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?

To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!

First, he thought I had a clown fetish -Because I asked for his number when he was working as a clown-. Then, he started giving me balloon flowers -Because I was ‘as boring as a flower’-. What I never expected to come right after that, though, was love.

ONE-SHOT The first time Tyler Harrison talked to me, he called me a fat, ugly cow. Being in kindergarten, I just cried and then socked him right in the face.

“Right now, standing on top of this bloody cliff, I have only one thing to say to you. It has 'I', it has 'you', and you probably wouldn't like the idea of it.";“I knew it,” He says with a gasp, "You want to have sex with me!" One-shot. fluff. :

He kissed me harshly on the lips. “I will miss you, but I won’t want to go back to the way things are now, you’re my past, not my future.” One-shot

In Evelyn Lawson's mind, the name Riordan Maxwell is equivalent to pretentious ass. Nothing can sway her opinion. He's got the pride, she's prejudiced and about to be proved wrong. Very wrong.

It doesn't matter how much romantic fiction you read. Nothing can ever prepare you for the real thing when it comes. A pity Reese Farrelly hasn't noticed that the day has finally arrived... in the form of Seth Wakefield.

"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"

It wasn’t my fault he wanted to teach me how to drive...and failed, miserably. I mistook the accelerator for the breaks, my bad?

He worked at the local grocery store. He was a bag boy. He was gorgeous. And after seeing him for five straight years of my life, every Thursday I went to buy groceries, he chased afer me in the parking lot.

I ran with scissors... and lived.

[ONE SHOT] I was the loser university student who still sat on Santa's lap at the mall. How was I supposed to know Santa was my age this year? After all, isn't St. Nick supposed to be an old, jolly fat man?

[ONE SHOT] Everyday after fourth block, I'd walk through the same empty stairwell. Of course, it wasn't exactly empty considering how the most beautiful guy in school passed me everyday. Too bad he had no intentions of ever talking to me. [extreme fluff!]

Oneshot "Of course I'm crying," I said frankly, "I've been crying for months. In fact I've pretty much been crying ever since my boyfriend said 'oh and this is my brother Mac' and I thought I was having a heart attack."

Attraction cannot be denied and desire cannot be repressed. A romantic story. One shot.

They were best friends, and loved each other, though neither of them knew it. Short and sweet OneShot.

I want a prince charming...' Her voice was light, airy, and hopeful. In his groggy, sleep induced state, it took him longer than usual to process the information. So, he just said the first thing that came to his mind. 'I’ll be your prince charming then.'

I stepped in front of the oncoming car. 'What do you think you're doing' The guy shouted angrily at me. 'Hitchhiking what do you think dumbass' I shouted back with a roll of my eyes 'Let me in'

One Shot. [Who ever said absence makes the heart grow fonder, was wrong. Absence made you damn well obsessive.] He wanted her, she refused. He left, she wept [sorta]. He came back... she, slaps him? You know what they say... no, what? I hate you. Now, R&R

[ONE SHOT]He was the only male there. I kid you not. It was obvious he wanted to be anywhere but where he was. And we were in a room with a PowerPoint presentation on the screen in front of us. It was titled, in large red letters, LOVE.

Vivian Carmichael is sent to South Dakota for the summer to help out her Great Uncle Jay, who owns the only general store in the tiny town. There, she meets Cadence. Who knew South Dakota could be so interesting?

Victoria had only her best friend, Nikolas, as her strength. But when her old best friend, Damien, tries to renew their friendship, lies are weaved, anger arises and friendship is crossed to something new. Love maybe? But from her two best friends?

I knew it was going to be a good day when I woke up in the morning. Oneshot.

Valley girls are like, so last year. But then this one girl was all, ‘Why don’t you prove it, bitch?’ ... So I am.

A hot, but oblivious idiot, a perfect Barbie sister, a jock brother, and a crazy best friend. Throw in overalls, a fat penguin, and an underaged admirer and you've just about got Jamie's not so perfect life.

[ONE SHOT] “Be happy with your future king. Love again. Fall freely and let him catch you.” Her eyes fell closed. He pulled away a little, but only to whisper into her ear: “Love crazily as I love you.”

He didn't like coffee. Or waiting. Thankfully, she was there to help pass the time. One shot.

[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”

ONESHOT! Amelia adored Michael, her older brother's best friend. But that was when she was seven. Now she's all grown up and Michael realises what he could of have. Amelia knows what she should do, but does her heart agree?

First love. First heartbreak. Cliches. Fighting the norm. Winters. Springs. Tears. Joy. Happiness. Life. A collection of one shots. Always in progress.

Falling in love with Gabriel Ravenscroft, her bestfriend's brother, was never among Ellie's plans but neither were running away from an arranged marriage, disguising as guy or ending in Gabriel's semipirate ship but it all happens and thats just the start

As a rule, I didn't touch players with a 10ft pole, but he was the yummiest guy I'd ever seen. So I came up with a plan to nab him. But as everyone knows, some things just don't go according to plan.

[COMPLETE] He is the popular, hot guy. He is also my brother's best friend and the bane of my existence. And me? Well I'm just the girl that hates him. Now add in a project, my best friend, another guy, and some corn...when did my life become a cliche?

The first step towards change is admitting there is problem. Well then I guess I should get that out of the way, I have a problem. I’m a random dialer, but I won’t get into that yet. The second step is to avoid temptation—not so easy… [oneshot]

Meet Ryan, a somewhat intense young man who falls in love with a girl through her Blocbuster rentals. Oneshot.

Story taken down due to plaigarism concerns. My apologies.

One Shot - When Elizabeth Teagan died, she expected to go to Heaven. Instead Saint Peter took one look at her and handed over his own job, leaving her alone as he walked through the gates he had guarded throughout time. Now it was her turn.

Jeannie “hates” Kenneth Chance. He’s hot but annoying. While celebrating a friend’s bday in Vegas, they “accidentally” get married. But when they are thrown to work together, maybe they are better together then they think. COMPLETE

An old and bad cliched story. Read Tangled Love Life, which is a revised version of this story.

"I hate you and wish I had never met you! I wish you would drop off the face of the Earth! And I mean it" One-shot.

A tale where Devlin Madison, filthy richie & playboy extraordinaire, employs a sullen, streetwise young woman when he's suddenly thrown into an early inheritance which not ony brings money, but a bride search as well. COMPLETE.

Hahahahahaha.

Sam isn't having a great day. Her car breaks down, she's late for an interview and she catches her boyfriend cheating on her. When there's a blackout that night, will her gorgeous neighbour and infamous player make things better or worse? [One Shot]

60% of American high-school students can't find Iraq on a map... so why should it even exist? Make the world the land of the free, home of the red, white, and blue. God Bless America.