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Joined 05-08-07, id: 567006, Profile Updated: 04-19-10
Author has written 16 stories for Love, Romance, General, Young Adult, Historical, War, Family, Play, and Essay.

"Mama, I don wanna go ta Grammy's house - she's scary!"

"Hush, dearie...just pretend to know what HTML is and she'll be happy."

This is what my niece's house will sound like in 50 years. I'll be living in my nice small house with my 20 dogs, all named Bubba, typing away at an ancient HP computer, using good ol' XP while muttering to myself about Dreamweaver and Photoshop. My niece will be living in a nice high-rise apartment with her daughter, who will both hate coming to my house because I never say anything, except how good ol' HTML used to be. And wondering aloud if I fed Bubba XVIII this morning.

Anyways, hey y'all! My "faux" name is Isabella, but I prefer to be called Sissi - derived from the nickname of Empress Elisabeth of Austria. Yes, I know that if I wanted it to be accurate it would be Sisi, but I really don't care. I like the two S's. Some people say I look like the Empress and share similar qualities - we both have extremely long brown hair and we're both sharp in our character and wit.

BTW, my real name IS NOT Isabella/Sissi. I have a very unusual first name and go by Sissi to avoid people asking my real name. Sorry folks.


Random facts:

I love watching figure skating. My favourite pair are Ekaterina Gordeeva and Sergei Grinkov ('cause death doesn't stop love).

I cannot stand fruit candies. Only caramels and chocolates.

Photography is my passion. I will oogle over a beautiful photograph for hours - now if I could just get that class with my dad...

I'm from an extremely close family. Our biggest dream is to return to our home town and see our cousins again.

I am a NASCAR girl. I only get to watch the Daytona 500 (God Bless Dale Earnhardt - #3 forever), but when I am watching it you cannot stop me from yelling.

I am taking AP media at a more advance level than anyone in my class and I am the Queen of the Programming class.

My boyfriend owns a college-level astronomy textbook. And understands it. The sad part is that I understand it too.

Age of Empires is my anti-drug.

I do ballroom dance - I placed FIRST in intermediate waltz!

When I'm stressed out, I plan weddings. Which is extremely sad.

The more boys I meet, the more I LOVE my dog.

I apparently have an obsession with cows. Or I hate them. No one's quite sure which.


GETTYSBURG 2063!! OLD GRANNY (and Granddad) ROADTRIP!!


Biggest dreams:

1. Go to University to become an Elementary School French Teacher.

2. Buy a B&B on Prince Edward Island.

3. Buy an old house in France and renovate it.

5. Write a novel, get it published.

6. Find out what happened to #4

7. Teach at my old elementary school.

8. Have 20 dogs named Bubba, and two cats: Sir Finkelstein and Sgt. Fuzzyboots.

9. Have a little girl named Rebecca Jessie. 'Cause it's such a pretty name.


My favorite TV shows and movies are: The Big Bang Theory, The Simpsons... uh... Passchendaele...

Hobbies: Web Design, RPGs, Photoshop, Singing & Having fun with dogs.

Fav. Books: The Constant Princess, Pride & Prejudice... anything to do with Imperial Russia...

Fav. Band(s): I'm pretty eclectic in my music tastes - Anything from Hey Romeo & Brad Paisely to Rush & 3 Days Grace.

Fav. Quotes:

"It is not evil which conquers evil, but only love..." ~ Olga Nikolaevna

"I have you under arrest under the charges of looking so damn good. Whatever you may say now could be used as evidence back at my place for dinner." ~ An RP char

"I'm not being prejudiced, I'm just stating my opinion that it sucks." - Lee's ghost re-born

(talking about baby names for girls)
"Jim, but I'd spell it RICK so they'd be "Hi Rick" and she'd go "it's pronounced Jim". That would be a horrible thing to do...to my daughter." - Lee's ghost reborn

(talking about cannons to Lee's ghost reborn)
"I'll load YOU in it, Lee, and set it off, uniform and all. You know what that's called? Confeddi." ~ eyes-of-a-hawk (Rach)

(talking about our god-awful voices)
"We should record an album together, you and me. 'Chicken And Child, On Tour.' Bluegrass genre." ~ eyes-of-a-hawk

If you are fat, then please think about the true and deeper reasons why you are fat. If you are a cat, then please think about the true and deeper reasons why you are a cat. ~ bluealien23 on Youtube.

Think of a name that starts with "blonde"! ~ My sister. Yes, she is blonde.

My suggestion is take your dog/cat/rather large animal, such as a cow. It's worth the money, doesn't complain in your ear, and the girlfriend won't mind if you take it out.
(later)
Ever been out partying with a cow? ~ Me.

"Lee is the drunk uncle of this rp"
"You're just an Off-Topic freeloader, Lee." ~ Rach & Lee. Check out OT in Regency RP to see why this is funny.

"I know nothing about childbrith, except it hurts a lot and bringing a video cammra and saying 'smile honey' is a death sentence." ~ Lee

"I demand a proposal scene!"
"I demand a girlfriend but let's not shoot for the impossible." ~ Me & Lee.

Have you are been so sleepy you're like drunk? That's what it was. ~ Guess Who? Lee.

"It's the words to our song."
"The Meow Mix song?" ~ Mr. T & I.

Sixteen pounds of Monterey Jack and the continent of Australia!

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Incongruent Promises by arogersALR reviews
A wedding, a dog wearing a bow tie...and some severely sour undertones. F/M, Bittersweet, O/S. R/R PLEASE! :D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
The Kitten With The Blue Eyes by Draseria reviews
Just a cute little kitten you can't resist petting...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Complete
For the Girl by Lee's ghost re-born reviews
For the girl I will never have. Review please!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
When Life Hands You Lemons by tobrenwatson03 reviews
I have a boyfriend I don’t know what to do with, a best friend bent on losing the one girl he’s ever really loved, and a brother with his heart thoroughly broken. What, when faced with this, is a girl to do?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009
Tsar: An American at the Court of Nicholas II by Cody Hayes reviews
An American musician goes to sleep after a party and finds himself in 1916 Petrograd, where he presents himself as a prophet to the Russian court. While he is not sure how he got there, he does wonder, if it's possible to save the tsar and his family.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009
The Anniversary by misschosaku reviews
Daniel/Emmy fluff! For mah dahling Sissi!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
America: A History by Lee's ghost re-born reviews
A spoof of the history of the United States. Written in the mold of A History of the World: Part I Rated M for racial slurs. If this offends I am deeply sorry
Fiction: Play - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2009
The Winds of Uncertainty by Star the Foxhound reviews
It is the war to end all wars, the war that is meant to settle peace forever but everyday men are dying and the most unlikely people are destined to meet in a world of blood and violence. A WWI historical fiction 1917-end of war.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,591 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009
Murphy's Life by Solstice362 reviews
Murphy's law: anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Most people, whether by jokes or by sincere remarks have said that I must live my life by these rules. How appropriate. PROJECT ABANDONED, MAY RE-WRITE
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/19/2008
My Confederate Journey by Lee's ghost re-born reviews
My account of our local Civil War reenactment, and how after five plus years of dawning gray in a Yankee state it has changed my views of the world. In Dixie Land I'll take my stand To live and die in Dixie…
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
SIR NO SIR! I do not agree to a public school, SIR by skitzogemini reviews
Teenage, military school-trained twins get adopted and thrown into public school.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,578 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Nine Months Away From Home by AlysenNicole reviews
Emilee Hunter is 15 years old, and pregnant. Emilee can't tell her parents, and her boyfriend dumped her. Emilee forces herself to leave her home, and lives with her friends. she switches between Los Ocho Amigos every month so her parents cant find her.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Blind Despair by C. Leach reviews
A woman and her family visit a dog shelter and must decide whether to save a blind dog from Euthanasia or bring home a young healthy pup.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008
Glory Road by soccer diva reviews
I lost an uncle to the war in Iraq and wrote this poem as a tribute to him and my aunt after going to the funeral and seeing her grief. This poem is one of many that resulted from that, for lack of a better word, inspiration.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Bored N Busted by LaCharlatan reviews
Imagine your least favorite class taught by someone in the flattest, stalest, monotone voice there is...
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Forgiven by Magigal reviews
Just a story I wrote. I know it's a little dramatic at parts but I still like it. NOTE: Not a true story. Please rate and comment. I NEED feedback!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Night Air by Starleaf reviews
A songfic to Teddy Geiger's Night Air. When two young, long distance lovers in a questionable relationship close the thousands of miles between them for one week, the boy's departure is almost too painful to bear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
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Smartboards or Laptops? reviews
An essay detailing the conflicting influences when it comes to choosing between becoming an elementary school teacher or a computer scientist.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
One Sunny Day reviews
Part of the Regency RPG Fic Exchange - Hugh Edmund and his brother enjoy a day at the lake.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
I Made It Because of You reviews
I don't know if you've ever had someone you adored say that to you, but it felt like I had a weight lifted from my shoulders. Like somehow, everything had be be alright now. It just didn't have a choice. I started crying again and he just held me, forever
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Fleur de Lys reviews
Everyone dies in Auschwitz, and although everyone is afraid to admit it, we all know that's where this is going to end. France in WWII.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers reviews
My own version of the script based on the 1950's movie of the same name. No reviews please, just uploading to show a friend.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008
A Father's Day Poem reviews
I miss you daddy, when are you coming home?
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
The Call at 3:15 reviews
You were a thousand miles away, far from my mournful cries, when a jaded voice said "He's gone."
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
My Heart, My Soul, My Man reviews
My fingers trace your perfect chest, hoping silently to feel your skin...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
I Pray to God reviews
I know I can love you, my beloved.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Driving With the Brakes On reviews
No father wants to drive his daughter to a clinic. No father wants his daughter to be raped. Somehow, he got both. Songfic to Doc Walker's song by the same name.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Don't Forget to Remember Me reviews
I'll only remember his soft kisses on my neck that sweet winter morning... NOT a songfic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Maybe He'll Notice her Now reviews
Songfic to Mindy McCready's song by the same name. Carrie just can't hang around anymore, not when she knows he's not looking for her anynore.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008
Perfect Stranger reviews
He comes in by night, and leaves by dawn. He's the perfect stranger.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Have You Forgotten? reviews
Have you forgotten how it felt that day to see your homeland under fire?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Live for Me reviews
A letter to the one who was left behind : Never believe I didn't love you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
One Dance reviews
All I ask is one short dance.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Complete