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Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,441 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 9/5/2006
Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,391 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 11/2/2004
Like Father, Like Son by Mad for Figs reviews
I had my life all figured out: graduate first in my class at community college, get the hell out of this town and never look back. So when I had a gun shoved in my face and was told that my home was being used as a command center for a group of mercenaries, I knew my life wouldn't be the same. It also didn't help that the boss's son seemed set on making my life hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,464 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 5/9/2006
MasterCard Theory by Mad for Figs reviews
I kicked him in the back, not realizing he was my brother's best friend and the captain of the varsity soccer team. Now I owe him 300 dollars to pay for damages, but not in hard cash. He wants it paid back in dates. Damn.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,057 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 9/19/2006
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4215 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Ugly Duckling Turned Swan by farryn reviews
She was a chubby, awkward outcast bullied by the mean students of Ashwood Academy. Their King -although handsome and rich- was the cruelest, and drove her away. Now Savannah is back, more beautiful than ever, and ready to exact revenge. *DISCONTINUED*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/23/2007
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Kiss of Twilight: Betrayed by the Dawn by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Enlightenment is such an encouraging word. It leads one to think that they gained something from knowledge. I'd rather be left in the dark, but I cannot return to that time when I was blissfully ignorant. Final book in KoT series.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009
A Lesson In Love 101 by Secretive reviews
My college roommate is dating a guy that seems to get a great deal of pleasure out of making my life hell – bad enough, right? Okay, now add to the fact that my family thinks I'm dating him and he's going along with it and you've got pure chaos.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/4/2007
Living Next Door by Jenecis reviews
He’s HOT, RICH and super SEXY. Josh Mitchells is the epitome of perfection. Girls worship him and guys envy his popularity. The only problem: he’s my next door neighbor. CHAPTER 9 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,500 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2005
Only With You by oohsnapp reviews
If you care half as much for your IQ as I do, do NOT read this. We all had to start somewhere. Fml.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,915 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 6/12/2005
The Seven Alphas by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
He was going to be joining the Alpha males that ruled the school. He was adamant on being my friend. His 'buddies' were adamant on finding him the 'perfect' girlfriend. All the girls wanted to be that girl. The backstabbing begun because the hunt was on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,248 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008
Project Ashley by ice-cold-pepsi reviews
He wanted my best friend to fall in love with him so he sought my help. Then why, may I ask, does he pay more attention to me than to her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 4/9/2007
It All Started With A Bet by SavRm4MiLuv reviews
Her best friend fell in love with an ice queen. But that wasn't a part of the bet. Neither was the backstabbing, love triangles, or putting up with a hot headed jerk. Classic 'bet' story seen through the eyes of the popular cheerleader.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,051 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Love Me, You Asshole by bookface31 reviews
Oh, yeah, here's the sequel So, I moved out. I tried to get away from all the drama. I even moved in with a retired, gay porno star, don't ask, who thinks he was once a pirate again, don't ask. Turns out, I just can't escape my past and one guy from it
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 4/1/2007
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
When Being A Noone Pays Off by iantoniali reviews
Lizzie, an average girl has some school problems. But hey, who doesnt, right? For everyone she seems to be a no one until...A lot of things start changing the other way around and an unexpected new student comes along.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,037 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 4/4/2007
A Whole New World by Firwoods reviews
Transferring from a girls' school to a coed school! With four overprotective brothers, the head cheerleader as a best friend, a social ladder to remember, parties to crash and friends to meet. Life is just getting too complicated ...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,357 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 10/29/2007
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Some Promises are Meant to be Broken by angelstarshine reviews
There was an unwritten rule to never date your older brother's best friend,and being a dutiful sister, I never did...but there wasn't any rule against dating and falling in love with your brother's worst enemy, was there? Oh yeah...I am definitely screwed
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,368 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 8/29/2006
Strawberry Punk by Strawberry Puddings reviews
She's a Strawberry Punk and He's a hardcore punk. She has an apology complex and he has anti salutation syndrome. She's shy and he's just plain arrogant. A perfect match...don't you think?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,430 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007
The Only One Who Ever Cared by BlackParade reviews
Lydia's boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend. Since then, she could never trust anyone. Until the most popular guy in school started to talk to her... Problem? He's got a girlfriend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,374 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3444 - Favs: 4,005 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Intricacy by Lovestruck23 reviews
Vanessa is in love with Nick, her first kiss, her best friend.Cassandra is dating Nick,for now. Melanie and Nick are friends but she secretly likes Nick. Vanessa, Melanie and Cassandra are best friends. Will Nick come in between them? Who will Nick choose
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008
Change by Lovestruck23 reviews
Change is inevitable. Ariana Trescott hates change. She resents the present and wishes to return to her perfect, carefree childhood. However yet another change, her getting adopted, makes her question if the past really was perfect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
It's Just Mia by kanders reviews
You all know the whole bet cliche. Well, this is me, and I kinda sorta maybe already know about said bet, and am playing along with it to give the guy a taste of his own medicine. Warning: Slight chance I might fall for the guy and my plan will be foiled.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,208 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
What's Her Name Again? by hubbabubba reviews
Another school year should be pretty mundane for Zoë. New classes she can handle. New friends maybe? But how about Mom's new boyfriend, a potential new brother, and maybe even a new guy? Good thing she's got a column in the school newspaper to rant.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,691 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/7/2006
My Summer at Skinny Camp by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
So we’ve all heard of Fat Camp, but have you ever heard of Skinny Camp? Well it’s where all the super-skinnies go to so they can be fat...never heard of it before, have you? HIATUS, SORRY GUYS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,160 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
The Tutoring Contract by pinkshades reviews
Tutoring's never been this complicated, thanks to Wes McDermott. He'll ignore you, then charm you. He'll insult you, then ask you out. With little studying going on, all Amy wants is for Wes to pick up a textbook ... before she murders him with it.DELETED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007
When a Rose Blooms in December by effay reviews
the smart romantic and arrogant player: what a cliché. the two meet and sparks fly. all her life, she's been waiting for her love story to start. little does she know, it already has.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,518 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
How Not To Spend Your Summer Vacation by M.J. Frost reviews
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?” Those were the words he uttered upon meeting. And from then on, Samantha Nichols knew she wouldn’t survive 3 weeks of Summer Camp with the President’s son.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007
And Then HE Stepped Into The Picture by Since1300 reviews
So it all started when my friend became infatuated with my exbest friend and forced me to double with them. As if my life wasn't already destined to be a complete mess when my parents named me JAMES! Did I mention I'm a girl?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,622 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007
Not So Perfect by ALY55A reviews
A hot, but oblivious idiot, a perfect Barbie sister, a jock brother, and a crazy best friend. Throw in overalls, a fat penguin, and an underaged admirer and you've just about got Jamie's not so perfect life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,099 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007
The Hot Devil and The Sweet Angel by AliSun Free reviews
READ AT OWN RISK. COMPLETE RUBBISH. I wrote this back in 7th grade and am ashamed of my inadequate writing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,800 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007
It Was Only a Kiss by Campiee reviews
The dare was simple, kiss a stranger, someone she would never see again. He had on another school's jacket! So why is he now at her school? She doesn't need this!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,608 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
That's What I Meant To Say by shuushuu reviews
If I’d known that he had purposely stuck out his foot I would have been more careful. But he had caught me off guard and that’s how I ended up on the classroom floor with a very painful butt. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,986 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Fat Filled Popcorn by slee5133 reviews
My boyfriend dumped me for my bestfriend. I was pissed, so I went to the movies. He chucked popcorn at me. I chucked a hissy fit at him. Guess who's the new it guy in school, and my brother's new best friend? You guessed it! HIM! Kill me now please.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,489 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
C is for Cliché by yummy.yummy.yummy reviews
I'm in love with my twin sister's boyfriend. What more can I say, either then I'm fucked. Oh yeah did I mention, he's the hottest guy in school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,911 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007
Haunted By The Person I Hate Most In The World by hilaryjojo reviews
Bree Thompson hates Ryan Parks. Then why is it that everytime she sees him, her heart flutters? And why is it that strange dreams of him haunt her every night? Could a project and a nasty teacher possibly reveal the answers?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,944 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007
So Hard by a moo reviews
Her brothers beat the crap out of the last guy. It’s hard for Madison to have a love life, it definitely gets harder when she has the attention of their ex best friend, their worst enemy and the hottest new guy in school. Please R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006
Protecting Kitten by J. Abigail reviews
I was the only girl born into a family of all males: 3 protective older brothers, 8 protective cousins. They had the power and I didn't...Literally.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,082 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007
Things You Should Never Write About by wee-rebz reviews
Two best friends fall for two best friends, but things never work out as perfectly as that sounds...Chapter 10 up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,238 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007
Online Soul Mate, Offline Enemy by PigeonRat reviews
She was pretending to her stepsister and he didn't tell her his real name. It is a match made in cyber heaven. Good thing they don't know that the one they are starting to care for is that same person that they have hated for the past 8 years.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,620 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005
Typical, I wish by Bottled reviews
She was a nobody, he was the most popular guy... yet somehow love found them together...' Sound familiar? Well, I'm obsessed with those stories, and would die to be one of those girls. But when my love story did begin, I found it to be... quite different.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,520 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 6/22/2005
Seeing Eye to Eye by Soumyanee reviews
He was one of those guys who only went for girls who were bigboobed with longkiller legs! Never really cared what was up in their head. So why is he, all of a sudden, falling for the midget who only came up to his chest?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,503 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 1/3/2005
Cook me up a Clichéd High School by wuts-up-biyatch reviews
Take the school’s biggest playboy, he’s madly in love with the school’s infamous manhater. His best friend, in love with his sister. Oh and speaking of the man hater, this other guy’s in love with her too but his best friend is in love with him. & more.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 11/2/2005
Modifications by inconsequential me reviews
I’m sixteen years old. I’m too mature for my own good. I’m an exceptional student. I don’t drink.I have very few friends. I’ve never been kissed. I am seriously lacking what most would consider a life. All of that is about to change. Well, most
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,141 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 6/14/2003