Hm. I decided to take this account out of retirement.

Why?
BECAUSE I SAID SO, YOU STUPID BI--ClearsThroat
No, but really, I'm finally able to write again. Writers block is a thing of the past!

I know most of my old readers on here probably won't remember me or probably don't care, but. Meh. I decided, "Hell, why not?!"
So here I am! Be excited. Or, er, disgusted. Either one would probably be fitting for the current situation.

I'm not one of those writers who will flame your criticism; I'm the one who will usually take your advice, seeing as I know that I don't know everything. I'm willing to admit it, too. I'm not the smartest person in the world and I make mistakes like everyone else does. I'd scream it to you, too, but I doubt you could hear it through the computer screen. I love criticism. I care that you hate a piece (not in the way that I'll be hurt, but in the way where I want to know what you're thinking), I'd just rather know why you hated said piece so I know not to do it again. I actually prefer that you hate it, I love when you hate it, that why you can give me something to work off of. I also love that you love it, as long as you tell me why you loved it so much so I can repeat it.

If you just post "YOU SUCK," or "I LOVE YOU," I might have to handcuff you to a lightening rod and wait for the next thunder storm. (Not that I've done that to anyone...yet.) Little pet peeve of mine. Okay, okay. It's a big pet peeve of mine.

Now that you know what I do on this site, here's a little background information about myself.

My name's Kristen; I'm fifteen, my birthday was June second. (Here's the part where you gasp and think of how inappropriate I am for my age.) As my name says, I tend to be sarcastic sometimes. I'm a girl and, no, I don't always write in a girl's point of view like most girls do. I do admit, though, that I do write in a girl's point of view most of the time. Not because I am one, just because it's a little habit of mine. I write mostly because I have nothing better to do (yes, I am a loser, thanks for asking); not because I'm good and want to wave it in your face. I actually don't think I'd fall anywhere higher than a "decent" on the writing scale. I play the keyboard, sing, and swim a lot. I like most types of music; most bands are okay for me to listen to. (Not that that's relevant to anything, really. Just thought I'd throw it in there to waste some space.)

All right, all done. Oh, by the way, don't take any of my reviews personally if they say something negative about your work. I'm highly opinionated, and will say what I mean (two words: breath mint). If I've offended you in anyway, feel free to drop me a message saying so.