Name: StaticEmbrace, I go by Static for short

Age: Old enough to discern a good plot line.

Location: Lost in DinoLand (This country also goes by the title of LaLa Land, My Computer, or The Clouds, so please, pick your favorite)

Style: Mostly I post poems. I also write fantasy, a bit of realistic fiction, and am working on an off-site scifi so a little but of anything that doesn't actually exist -_-

Obsessions: Words! I adore them. I also love foreign culture, French pop, Japanese death-metal, and strange foods (I have recently found that I adore Cucumber Pepsi and Green Tea Ice Cream -yes I do know how weird it sounds but it is de. lic. ious. I don't care- ) I am in love with books as well. My record is 132 in one summer. And yes, I do remember all the plot lines.

Anathemas: Prejudice, lack of caffeine, people who lie, homework, historical essays, when Google fails me.

A Little Bit More...: ...about the madman behind the keyboard. I'm a bum. A really lazy one. And considering the fact that I highly doubt anyone reads this nonsense my posts will generally be few and far better. And sporadic. Definitely sporadic. I have obsessions. Sometimes I paint. Sometimes I write. Sometimes I pick my nose and play videogames. Just Kidding. That's gross. The picking nose thing I mean - videogames are amazing. If you want to read a story I had on here and deleted cuz it sucked, message me. If you want me to update something or actually write something, review or message me. Elseways you're just gonna have to deal with the inopportune whims of a bizarre lazy bum. So sorry.

Stuff I've Deleted:
Something's Gotta Give
Touch Faith
We need to Talk

Works I Love:
Godless by Pete Hautman
The Only Alien On The Planet by Kristen D. Randle
Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
Stranger In A Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein
Impulse by Ellen Hopkins