"People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk.":Stephen King

FACTS/Beliefs

You may call me Sabbadin.

I'm old enough to be in High School but I have over a year before I can legally smoke cigarettes or get a tattoo. (hehehe too late on the last one)

I want to be the next big "Stephen King" (big shot horror writer.) When something is creepy I want people to think of me and shiver.

I am an Atheist. Get over it. If you believe in God you can't write about unholy things. If you CAN then the scariest thing is probably "a world without God's tender love."

My grammar (sometimes my spelling) sucks and I'm working on it; I check and recheck, and I still have errors like a normal person. Feel free to tell me if I do something wrong. I'm pretty laid back so you won't start receiving shitty reviews for helping me.

My Primary Genres are Horror,Supernatural, Sci fi, and Mystery (not neccesarily in that order). Naturally, that's where I'm reviewing. Humor, Fantasy, and Thriller are ok too so I may pop in there occasionally.

I hate every character in a book having unusual features. Almost no one has purple eyes except for Elizabeth Taylor; live with it. Green eyes, natural blonde hair, black eyes, red hair, spiral-curl hair, etc. are NOT the norm. Please find a way to make your story more believeable in the ways of physical characteristics. I had this conversation with someone; You make the sue, the sue doesn't make itself. Alleles and genes have nothing to do with your imagination so don't blame them for your FICTIONAL character's appearance.

Don't use twelve words where one will do. Description is nice but readers need their own mental images.

I believe purple prose is one of the many nuisances in an author's life. (related to the one above)

Spell check is a true God. Worship it. Obey it. Do not be smote by its followers and believers.

FICTIONS:

I'm impossible to please. If everyone actually tried on their work and put effort in I too could said, "0MG thiis ch4pt3r ttlly pwn3d!! i ttly want teh next chappiee!!111" Unfortunately, that is not so and thus I must give constructive criticism.

I flame. If you think I flamed you then merely Private message me and tell me. CC can hurt so let me know if it hurt too much.

Definition of My Life: My last name means 'Saturday" and in the younger centuries it was given to a person born on a Saturday. I was born at 11:59 PM on a Friday. Go figure.

I've got nothing else to say. If you want to know, anything just ask me.