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Joined 05-21-07, id: 568429, Profile Updated: 07-17-10
Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy, and Supernatural.

EDIT: I have a new DA now, Harlequinloki, so if you see my stuff up there don't freak, it's me. XD

Hi-yah! Thank you for coming to read my stories. I guess I'll start by describing myself and then I'll describe my stories in short. I'll do my bio in RP character form! XD I'm surprised you found me frankly, but then again, if you're as weird as I am, then I'm not so much really. Anyway, I'm a budding writer as I like to put it (in other words I sucketh, so sorry for that), so I'm not perfect on the whole basics of writing. Even so, I hope you'll read my stories and enjoy them knowing that even if I'm not the best I enjoy writing them, and that's all that matters right? Recently I decided that I really did NOT like my first tries at writing, too cliché and MS-ish, so I've decided to rewrite my two stories, GB and SOMB. This will either turn out to be a fruitless endeavor or actually work for me (fat chance) and maaaaybe I'll be able to put something halfway decent up in a little while, for're stuck with poems and feelings and all that junk... XP

Name: Jessi L. (Kittensinthedustbin on Fictionpress, Tkalmonster on Gaiaonline, and Tkalmonster on DA)
Age: 17
Birthday: 11-29-1990
Occupation: Student
Species: Human (...maybe)
Gender: Female
Goals in life: To become a successful artist (Hopefully an animator or Manga artist)
Living space: Cluttered at best
Hobbies: Drawing, Writing, Reading, Web Surfing, and sleeping...
Likes: Anime, Animals, Manga, Computers, Candy, Monster Khaos, Sleep, Roleplaying, PS2, Werewolves, and Vampires...
Dislikes: Bugs, Needles, Overly dramatic people, Mornings, XBox, Art thieves, Story thieves, being talked down to...
Personality: Spastic and loony, needs to be shut up and quick, then again, sometimes I'm quite calm...


Going Batty!

Being rewritten...hopefully...

A Scattering Of Moon Beams

Being rewritten as well for suckyness...



A short story written for a mission on DA. About Zehrax, my OC character. Her interests include, playing the violin, long walks on the beach, and ripping the hearts from the chests of unwitting victims...


Tides of the Sea

This is a sadish poem inspired by the legends of Scottish Selkies. I've always loved them, and this is my tribute to those wonderful shape shifters.

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

My rendition of that classic little ditty we all grew up with. Its...err...somewhat darker that your normal childhood rhyme though...but isn't that the point? Anyway, written on a whim because I was bored...make of it what you will. I hope someone will analyze it and say what they think I mean by the poem, that'd be cool to see someone else's POV on my work.

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The Nutcracker Bleeds by Lani Lenore reviews
A twisted fairy tale. Based on the story of The Nutcracker, this is a bloody tale of oddity, illusion, insanity, love, and deep, dark secrets. Rated for strong sexual themes and heavy violence.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006
Of Whims and Wizards by lillypad-hopper reviews
A series of oneshots that retell some of my favorite childhood fairytales. With any luck these will be weird, funny,and generally a reflection of my very warped mind. Currently in the middle of Cinderella/Incinerating Eloquence. Yeah. Because it's a PAIN.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
Blood Lock by Lizzy231 reviews
Lacy Iffle is shocked to realize that three families have moved into her small, unnoticed, town all around the same time. Befriending one of the familes, she notices that they and her best friend are acting weird, along with the two new teachers.[fantasy]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007
A Play Can Change Everything by Aerona M reviews
Junion High is performing Romeo and Juliet. Lucy, who is a natural at drama, has talked her friend Jacob into auditioning. Feelings for Lucy develop in Jacob, while Lucy holds feelings for the Junion High football star, Kyle. A play can change everything.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007
That Essay That Everyone Else Writes by JJSLAM2129 reviews
Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
How to Survive A Real life Horror Movie by Ditzyleo reviews
Ever wondered how you'd fair in a horror movie? Want to know how to avoid the whole thing altogether? Look no further. Here is a step by step guide on how to avoid horror movie like situations and how to survive them if you do find yourself in one!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007
Children of the Weave by breana reviews
An unlikely group of heroes set out on a journey, not knowing what will happen. The knight, searching for a dragon's trinket the lady, trying to escape family obligation the thief,all catlike curiosity. They meet unlikely characters, and find out more abo
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006
Ready the Stake, Isaac! by Tokoyo reviews
A reflection on the Mary-Sue stigma.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2004
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Avarice reviews
The Seven Deadly Sins sit down to boast about how they were the first sin, but then Greed has the last word.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Siren :Short Story: reviews
Written for a DA mission. Organization Infinity style. My character Zehrax collecting hearts for Kingdom Hearts her way. R&R?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star reviews
My rendition of the classic nursery rhyme. You can make of it what you wish.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Tides of the Sea reviews
Short poem that I came up with one day as I was thinking about Scottish Selkies.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete